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The struggle is real. You have to find a size queen. Tilted uterus (like both my wives) helps.
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Quoted: Quoted: If he lost some weight he would get 2 more inches. He stays fat to protect the ladies. He just needs Adam Carolla's "Love Donut," or maybe 2-3 of them. Yeah, it's for exactly what you think it is. Kharn |
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Yeah, contrary to popular bro-belief, a HUGE unit isn't all that desirable. I'm comfortably average in length, maybe a little blessed in girth, but I would not want to be "hung like a horse".
Years ago, I had a GF that was pretty comfortable with her sexuality. She said she was set up with a guy that was "well hung". She ended up seeing it, and knew it would not be comfortable or pleasurable to try to have sex with him. So yeah, having an absolutely massive meat spear isn't a huge advantage. Being average is pretty good, actually. |
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You could actually end up killing a woman going to pound town with a large dick
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What ministry has the ability to issue such a title?
"Oi! You gotta loicense fer dat peckah?" |
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Quoted: Yep most gals are about 6" to 8" deep according to height etc. Dude gonna need some snu snu Amazon size chick to have sex with. View Quote I’m going to need some scientific evidence for that. Although there have been a few around 5’0” and petite I have completely bottomed out with an inch or two on my side to spare. Very weird. Guy in article looks like creepy substitute teacher. Makes sense he’s packing |
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Quoted: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. View Quote |
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Quoted: You could actually end up killing a woman going to pound town with a large dick View Quote Funny thing. I know a guy fairly well that uses #poundtown as his business tagline. No, not a porno star instead involved in Clay shooting sports. He was unaware it’s a slang for well you know, including a fairly popular rap song. Reminds me, I need to hit him up with a sticker. |
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Finally we have a champion and our story is being heard. Our lives matter.
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Quoted: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy View Quote Looks like Rick Wakeman. ?? What was OP searching for before finding that story??? ?? |
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Legend has it he once did the helicopter and it sounded like a Sea Dragon
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Quoted: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy View Quote Love child of Alan Rickman and Porkins from Star Wars. |
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Quoted: GD doesn't get their perspective from real women, they get it from pornography. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: If you are 6"-7" about any woman minus a midget would be happy. Ask a stripper chick etc what they think about size and most will agree. Lol. Sure. |
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Quoted: You could actually end up killing a woman going to pound town with a large dick View Quote |
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View Quote Surprised it took this long to post this. |
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Toilets fucking suck to.
Can't sit back far enough and most are too shallow. |
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Quoted: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. View Quote Even your average guy is generally going to hit the cervix. The issue is the angle of attack and hitting her pelvis/sacrum. |
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Quoted: Yep most gals are about 6" to 8" deep according to height etc. Dude gonna need some snu snu Amazon size chick to have sex with. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. most gals are about 6" to 8" deep according to height etc. Dude gonna need some snu snu Amazon size chick to have sex with. Go google average vagina depth it's more like 3 to 4 inches. Shit stretches yo. |
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An old girlfriend of mine once said, give me 9" and make it hurt!
So I fucked her 3 times and slapped her asscheek. |
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Quoted: You need to brush up on your anatomy. It doesn't beat up the cervix it plays pool with the ovaries. Hitting the ovaries is like hitting your balls. It hurts. View Quote That seems like another angle issue to some extent. I've been turned down once they saw it a couple of times but only complaints I've really had about it hurting outside some initial omg were just not starting off slow enough/enough warm up or getting a little overzelous and kinda crankin it in at a weird angle. Typically just start off halfway or less and work up to balls deep incrementally. Had a buddy in highschool who swore he couldn't get it in all the way cause he was hitting the end. I was like dude try some different positions or something if you are hitting something hard you're doing it wrong. Sure enough the couple came back for some beers a little while later all proud. Now I suppose the ovaries are kinda attached so I could understand some discomfort there |
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Quoted: My wife says we can only have missionary because mine is too big for anything else. Kharn View Quote When she says it's too big for one thing and you put it in the other. Don't expect good results. I still feel bad. And I ain't bragging. I'm ashamed I caused pain and bloody things for a day or two. It's legitimately a real thing, and I think it's more common than spoken about. It's just Noone knows measurements so numbers you read or hear are always BS. I ain't Ron Jeremy, nor require more than a single digit. |
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Quoted: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Dude is ugly and fat. If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day. He can be the next Ron Jeremy …The #1 biggest downside for the ladies? It’s attached to that guy. He’s totally humblebragging his way into curious hoebags wanting to see if it fits. |
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Quoted: When she says it's too big for one thing and you put it in the other. Don't expect good results. I still feel bad. And I ain't bragging. I'm ashamed I caused pain and bloody things for a day or two. ... View Quote 1. Patience 2. Lube 3. Repeat 1 and 2 indefinitely. More women have been conditioned to hate anal by that one guy that just jammed it in than there are women that like anal. The more you know... |
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Women all want the thick 8". That gets rock hard. Three times a day.
All of them. They'll tell you 5-7" is great. But they really mean the thick 8". |
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This fucking guy. bitching about the size of his dick what the hell...
If I had a giant dong like that I'd be walking around all day in skin tight leggings just to show it off. I would be proud to get kicked out of yoga class. Yoga is for fags anyways. He talks about wearing baggy clothes to try and hide it. Hide it are you fucking kidding me? I would use every excuse in the book just to show it off! the fuck is wrong with this guy. I would put a picture of my dick in my dating profile with the caption "Come on ladies try out Britan's largest dong if you dare!" I would rock that shit up and down Britan's coasts and not ever complain not even once. I'd be more then happy to have random ladies go on dates with me just to bolster their onlyfans. Hell i'd probably make my own onlyfans page just to show off my conquests. There is no downside to having a 11" dick. Not one. That guy is a beta male and needs to stand up and own his shit. |
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Quoted: This fucking guy. bitching about the size of his dick what the hell... If I had a giant dong like that I'd be walking around all day in skin tight leggings just to show it off. I would be proud to get kicked out of yoga class. Yoga is for fags anyways. He talks about wearing baggy clothes to try and hide it. Hide it are you fucking kidding me? I would use every excuse in the book just to show it off! the fuck is wrong with this guy. I would put a picture of my dick in my dating profile with the caption "Come on ladies try out Britan's largest dong if you dare!" I would rock that shit up and down Britan's coasts and not ever complain not even once. I'd be more then happy to have random ladies go on dates with me just to bolster their onlyfans. Hell i'd probably make my own onlyfans page just to show off my conquests. There is no downside to having a 11" dick. Not one. That guy is a beta male and needs to stand up and own his shit. View Quote |
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Quoted: This fucking guy. bitching about the size of his dick what the hell... If I had a giant dong like that I'd be walking around all day in skin tight leggings just to show it off. I would be proud to get kicked out of yoga class. Yoga is for fags anyways. He talks about wearing baggy clothes to try and hide it. Hide it are you fucking kidding me? I would use every excuse in the book just to show it off! the fuck is wrong with this guy. I would put a picture of my dick in my dating profile with the caption "Come on ladies try out Britan's largest dong if you dare!" I would rock that shit up and down Britan's coasts and not ever complain not even once. I'd be more then happy to have random ladies go on dates with me just to bolster their onlyfans. Hell i'd probably make my own onlyfans page just to show off my conquests. There is no downside to having a 11" dick. Not one. That guy is a beta male and needs to stand up and own his shit. View Quote Attached File |
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Worked with a guy for a few months that had that problem and was quite open about not getting the backside of his dick wet.
He sold a new Accord (yes I sold new Honda's at the time) to some middle aged cougar. Turned out that the middle aged cougar had a whole bunch of middle aged cougar friends and she was some sort of gigalo pimp for them. She asked him out for at date and he accepted. The day after the date he came in to work and quit on the spot. Came back a couple months later and scratched out a check for a new Prelude, some other cougar dropped him off a couple of days later to pick up his new car. Nobody questioned where he got the money to pay for it either. LOL |
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