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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:58:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: no shit, I remember members getting pissed their parents had them cut like god intended. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick? Yes, Foreskin Aficionados are a really weird bunch. We have dozens of them here at Arfcom. They are Legion.  no shit, I remember members getting pissed their parents had them cut like god intended. The Defenders of the Foreskin Brigade, was my favorite special interest group. They are so enthusiastic and adamant. And reliable. I like it when people stick to one side of an argument. None of this “Ohh I Love it When the Forskin grows 30%”. And then three months later “I fuckin Love it when the Foreskin shrinks 30%..!”. . I appreciate constancy above all else.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 2:59:58 PM EST
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How freaking big is this lake duck?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:02:37 PM EST
[#3]
Quote HistoryNope. More like 
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:05:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you are circumsized, you can buy kits that "restore" your foreskin, although it just stretches the skin. The kits don't restore the mucus membrane; that's gone for good. Or so I have read.  
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:06:06 PM EST
[#5]
I wonder if he tells his wife, "Honey, gonna go walk the dick."
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:06:42 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:07:10 PM EST
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You just know that somewhere in his plan he was going to get ALL the women.
I guess he could have it lopped and sell it to the tranny industry. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:08:00 PM EST
[#8]
Hey that name doesn't sound like Jonah Falcon.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:09:18 PM EST
[#9]
Mexico haz disability?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:10:51 PM EST
[#10]
imagine the smegma build up with 13" of foreskin. he must smell terrible. doubt anybody would be willing to get within 20' of him.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:15:17 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: imagine the smegma build up with 13" of foreskin. he must smell terrible. doubt anybody would be willing to get within 20' of him. Problem solved.  Attached FileBesides, everyone knows the ladies love the smell of Hoppes #9.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:17:27 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:18:36 PM EST
[#13]
Gives new meaning to “I am the walrus”. Cookoocatchu.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:19:41 PM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hey that name doesn't sound like Jonah Falcon. Not sure why y'all keep mentioning me in this thread... |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:20:04 PM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryGo with Covid shrank my junk. Maybe she'll understand, or not. 
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:23:32 PM EST
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Quoted: IN COMPARISON? Below are a list of average penis sizes of various animals. Blue Whale: 96 inches Elephant: 72 inches Giraffe: 40 inches Walrus: 25 inches Roberto Cabrera: 18 inches Pig: 18 inches Argentine blue-bill lake duck: 17 inches Average ARFcommer: 12 inches Average human: 5 inches Chimpanzee: 3 inches Gorilla: 1 inch |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:24:55 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:29:37 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He could get circumcised and turn the rest into a belt. Lol! This place... Holy shit! |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:34:16 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The Defenders of the Foreskin Brigade, was my favorite special interest group. They are so enthusiastic and adamant. And reliable. I like it when people stick to one side of an argument. None of this “Ohh I Love it When the Forskin grows 30%”. And then three months later “I fuckin Love it when the Foreskin shrinks 30%..!”. . I appreciate constancy above all else.Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick? Yes, Foreskin Aficionados are a really weird bunch. We have dozens of them here at Arfcom. They are Legion. no shit, I remember members getting pissed their parents had them cut like god intended. The Defenders of the Foreskin Brigade, was my favorite special interest group. They are so enthusiastic and adamant. And reliable. I like it when people stick to one side of an argument. None of this “Ohh I Love it When the Forskin grows 30%”. And then three months later “I fuckin Love it when the Foreskin shrinks 30%..!”. . I appreciate constancy above all else.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:37:14 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: imagine the fijo |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:37:55 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryThey're trying to help someone feel better. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:42:35 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He could get circumcised and turn the rest into a belt. There are other uses for it also. I was born without eyelids. When I was circumcised, a plastic surgeon used my foreskin to make my eyelids. Of course, I've been cock-eyed ever since.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:43:58 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How long is the whole ducks body? 17", Ducks ARE dicks. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:45:02 PM EST
[#24]
Well since nobody else will post a dick pic
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:45:53 PM EST
[#25]
It takes real dedication to stretch your foreskin out to 18 inches. So what kind of weights did he use?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:48:06 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryThat's huge! That can't be average..... 
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:49:49 PM EST
[#27]
Pics?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:51:21 PM EST
[#28]
Damn ducks out here making me look bad.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:51:53 PM EST
[#29]
That does sound like a legitimate bunker buster of love. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:54:19 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:55:29 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The guy can save lots of money at Halloween. He can just throw that schlong over his shoulder and go as a gasoline pump. Or use the foreskin to stash all his trick or treat candy. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:55:37 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 3:56:08 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That does sound like a legitimate bunker buster of love. Not really. More of a flopslap |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:04:36 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:06:15 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He could get circumcised and turn the rest into a belt. He should turn it into a wallet, that becomes a suitcase when you rub on it. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:08:17 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick? |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:09:57 PM EST
[#37]
This is the arfcom I know and love
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:19:22 PM EST
[#38]
This whole thread so far:
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:21:02 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No wonder the chimps fuck people up. Jealousy. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:27:22 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 17", Ducks ARE dicks. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How long is the whole ducks body? 17", Ducks ARE dicks.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:30:14 PM EST
[#41]
If Penis Maximus needs help with
a uniform he should consult the man with 5 dicks. They say his pants fits him like a glove. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:31:24 PM EST
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I think the most amazing part of this article is the gorillas. I'm not sure how that would even work. Maybe it doesn't and that's why they forgot to evolve?
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:32:24 PM EST
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:33:57 PM EST
[#44]
Do yo dick hang low,
Do it drag on the flo, Do it feel real good when you stick it in a hoe?, Do yo dick hang low, Do it drag on the flo, Throw it on your shoulder, Tote it like a radio! |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:36:19 PM EST
[#45]
Finally somebody who makes me feel inadequate
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:37:52 PM EST
[#46]
I can relate.
 Seriously though, when did this 5" average bullshit start? |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:38:44 PM EST
[#47]
I sort of want to see what would happen if he stood up pantsless in a speeding convertible and the airstream caught the megaforsk just right.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:38:47 PM EST
[#48]
Never heard of her.
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:39:51 PM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So he stretched his foreskin more than a foot beyond his cock and claims to have the biggest dick? A sharp pair of garden shears would solve his foreskin problem. |
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Posted: 9/30/2022 4:41:46 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He's got enough foreskin to recover a sofa. Not much dick there though. |
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