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Posted: 5/15/2023 4:16:30 PM EDT
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Well the USA median age is about to be 40 and every time i go online to check news it seems another 80s celebrity has passed as Millennials are over 40 years old now. I guess it was inevitable we’d have 81 year old sex symbols, especially given all the GILF porn that’s giving MILF porn a run for popularity.
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Milf Manor: The Final Chapter |
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Actually surprised they have a biological female for the photo.
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Remember the thread here with a pic of her and a poster said, he'd boil her panties, drink the broth and leave her face looking like a painter's radio? Well, he was on to something
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holy shit...Martha got me bricked up son
all you would be cornwing me the king of england after that drum solo! gawt damn those tiddies ain't look 81, fr fr, no cap on god son |
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Not sure there’s enough air-brushing in the world. Why would be my question, after all she’s 81 but my guess is she’s very vain.
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I stopped looking at / fapping to the SI swimsuit when i was like 12, last time chirsty brinkley was on the cover.... YMMV
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Quoted: Not sure there’s enough air-brushing in the world. Why would be my question, after all she’s 81 but my guess is she’s very vain. View Quote so long as she kept my wallet full to the brim, i wouldn't care why. just keep handing me green, leafy, spendy monies. her first 4 inches would never be the same again. |
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She ain’t bad at all. Wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Quoted: holy shit...Martha got me bricked up son all you would be cornwing me the king of england after that drum solo! gawt damn those tiddies ain't look 81, fr fr, no cap on god son View Quote Attached File |
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More disgusting pandering. Lately fat bitches and trannys, on covers in swim suits, and now elderly women.
No one wants to see a 80 year old woman in a swim suit, while EVERYONE wants to see hot 20 something chicks in bikinis. Best your getting is “ she’s not too disgusting for 80”, not exactly gonna sell magazines though. |
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Quoted: More disgusting pandering. Lately fat bitches and trannys, on covers in swim suits, and now elderly women. No one wants to see a 80 year old woman in a swim suit, while EVERYONE wants to see hot 20 something chicks in bikinis. Best your getting is “ she’s not too disgusting for 80”, not exactly gonna sell magazines though. View Quote She has no nasty tats or disgusting unnecessary piercings (that I can see). So... |
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SI should have just went out of business quietly while they still had some dignity.
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Quoted: Not sure there’s enough air-brushing in the world. Why would be my question, after all she’s 81 but my guess is she’s very vain. View Quote I used to live and work not far from where she lived. (long time ago) I knew lots of people in the area, including a bunch of people who would be called "blue collar". Many of them did work for her, on her house or grounds or whatever. These were nice people. They all said she was a cunt. ALL of them. |
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Quoted: I’d hit it. View Quote haha I was going to post this ... boomers and geezers rejoice you too can beat off to a 81 yo Martha Stewart ... Attached File |
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Quoted: holy shit...Martha got me bricked up son all you would be cornwing me the king of england after that drum solo! gawt damn those tiddies ain't look 81, fr fr, no cap on god son View Quote its called photoshop... I bet they still look like 2 wrinkled bags of sour milk... wonder what her pek pek tastes like..... depends. |
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Quoted: More disgusting pandering. Lately fat bitches and trannys, on covers in swim suits, and now elderly women. No one wants to see a 80 year old woman in a swim suit, while EVERYONE wants to see hot 20 something chicks in bikinis. Best your getting is “ she’s not too disgusting for 80”, not exactly gonna sell magazines though. View Quote i agree its gross, but just by the bengay boomers all up in that I'm sure SI next month with be Rachel Lavine in a thong.... |
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Quoted: so long as she kept my wallet full to the brim, i wouldn't care why. just keep handing me green, leafy, spendy monies. her first 4 inches would never be the same again. View Quote You guys are better than me, I couldn’t keep Mr. Rocket ready to blast off. Kinda hard to fake it when you’re pushing rope… |
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In.
When she got penned up for doing what elected officials do daily she won my heart. Martha Stewart is a fine woman. |
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Quoted: Hell yeah. On principle. That breakfast the next morning would be fucking amazing and totally worth it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I’d hit it. Hell yeah. On principle. That breakfast the next morning would be fucking amazing and totally worth it. This man knows what's important in life. |
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