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Link Posted: 8/5/2018 10:43:31 AM EDT
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Butterface
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 10:45:21 AM EDT
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All I need is a yacht?
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 10:56:24 AM EDT
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ha!  I was trying to remember what website exposes Instagram models/fitness girls as high end call girls.
too bad I don't have the cash to book some of these girls.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 10:58:52 AM EDT
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Why get married and then bang whores?
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Because wives don't put out.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 11:03:21 AM EDT
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and wad of cash wouldn't hurt
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 11:13:04 AM EDT
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Which Hooters?
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Guess who’s not getting hired to work on yachts anymore in that article.

I knew a Playmate, she blew all her money on coke and went back to work at Hooters. She was banging guys for money, because they wanted to bang a Playmate.
Which Hooters?
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 11:13:36 AM EDT
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If you're paying for it, you don't even need that.  Then again, the old phrase about paying for it comes to mind: you're not paying them for the good time.  You can get that anywhere.  You're paying them to go home afterwards and leave you alone.  With that said, you're in a boat.  Just cast off your lines and drive away.  What are they going to do - swim after you?
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While celebs like Beyoncé and Jay-Z — not to mention Karlie Kloss, Paul McCartney and Barry Diller, all recent guests on David Geffen’s floating mansion — are relishing in the luxury of yacht life this summer, it’s not all champagne bubbles for the crews of other boats.

Brooke Laughton, who appears on Bravo’s “Below Deck” and works as a stewardess aboard mega-yachts, told The Post she often has to put aside her own values in order to make guests happy.

At the Cannes Film Festival two years ago, Laughton said, one yacht owner’s grown son and his pals had prostitutes come aboard while their wives were out shopping.

“Our [staff] would be radioing from ashore to make sure the prostitutes were gone before the wives returned,” said Laughton, 27. “So in that 20-minute period, I’d have to change all the sheets and get rid of any sort of telltale signs, like condoms, that anyone else had been there. It’s gross. It’s so gross.”
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Most celebs on yachts + A few MK48’s = A good start
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 12:45:59 PM EDT
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ha!  I was trying to remember what website exposes Instagram models/fitness girls as high end call girls.
too bad I don't have the cash to book some of these girls.
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ha!  I was trying to remember what website exposes Instagram models/fitness girls as high end call girls.
too bad I don't have the cash to book some of these girls.
#TagtheSponsor is only the tip of the iceberg
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 12:46:34 PM EDT
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Because wives don't put out.
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Why get married and then bang whores?
Because wives don't put out.
Undesired sex sucks
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 1:08:17 PM EDT
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Fellas, hookers and yachts are like peas and carrots.  It just depends on the owner.  South Florida is probably the hooker capital of the US.  I don't judge the classy ones.  They provide a service just like the captain and mate do.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 1:20:32 PM EDT
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I am in the Miami Beach Marina often next to mega yachts. I think the pics i have to post are against the coc here.  It is pretty insane.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 1:26:13 PM EDT
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I am in the Miami Beach Marina often next to mega yachts. I think the pics i have to post are against the coc here.  It is pretty insane.
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Post them.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 1:27:20 PM EDT
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In the private jet world, quite a few 'flight attendants' are actually escorts.

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Not at all.

It makes me love life.

All the most beautiful girls are on sale.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 1:32:26 PM EDT
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Not at all.

It makes me love life.

All the most beautiful girls are on sale.
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In the private jet world, quite a few 'flight attendants' are actually escorts.

It makes you hate life.
Not at all.

It makes me love life.

All the most beautiful girls are on sale.
exactly
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 1:32:51 PM EDT
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Yeah..well that's a great attitude if you want revolving crew. Smart people only put up with it for so long.
Not very...long. Not our job we have plenty of other shit to do. Watching your dumb ass whore around and then becoming part of the drama is not one of them.
People that conduct themselves that way 100% of the time end up with significant drama. Just a matter of time.

As crew..don't start that shit and they won't expect it. Go ahead, fire me. everyone that asks will know exactly what the reason is. They give no fucks about people they are married to. How much ya think they care about crew ?

As Captain I won't put up with them dragging the crew into too much of their bullshit. It causes all sorts of problems that directly affect running the Yacht properly.
If they want Whore Wranglers and lookouts they better arrange it themselves or ask for extra help or let everyone know up front that is what will be going on.
Whores, Kids and Dogs are not our core responsibility nor should they ever be !
They want help we can get it. The core crew members are staying out of it.
I worked for someone once that Whored around a lot. Never drug me into the BS. Not once in over 10 years. He got caught. Divorced. 2nd time.. My Shocked face.
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Then go find another job. Fuck off Felisha.
Yeah..well that's a great attitude if you want revolving crew. Smart people only put up with it for so long.
Not very...long. Not our job we have plenty of other shit to do. Watching your dumb ass whore around and then becoming part of the drama is not one of them.
People that conduct themselves that way 100% of the time end up with significant drama. Just a matter of time.

As crew..don't start that shit and they won't expect it. Go ahead, fire me. everyone that asks will know exactly what the reason is. They give no fucks about people they are married to. How much ya think they care about crew ?

As Captain I won't put up with them dragging the crew into too much of their bullshit. It causes all sorts of problems that directly affect running the Yacht properly.
If they want Whore Wranglers and lookouts they better arrange it themselves or ask for extra help or let everyone know up front that is what will be going on.
Whores, Kids and Dogs are not our core responsibility nor should they ever be !
They want help we can get it. The core crew members are staying out of it.
I worked for someone once that Whored around a lot. Never drug me into the BS. Not once in over 10 years. He got caught. Divorced. 2nd time.. My Shocked face.
Are you the Captain of the SS Buzzkill or something?
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 1:35:33 PM EDT
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I don't think it's a surprise, but a lot of the girls you see on Instagram that say they're a boss/entrepreneur and shit, are actually cam girls.

And then in their Instagram stories, one second they're at church, the next clip is of them ass naked, covering their tits with their arm, and showing everything. I'm not hating, I'm just wondering where they were at church when I was single.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 1:42:44 PM EDT
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Money can buy a lot of things.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 1:55:07 PM EDT
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I was just talking to some crew about this last week, and this is apparently fairly common. They advised me to swap out the mattresses and bedding after a charter season. I heard a lot of stories of the stews cleaning up afterwards that were a bit awkward.  In the meantime, I’m old and boring and don’t understand the drama people bring in to their lives.
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Walmart has el-cheapo memory foam mattresses, online and in stores. They're around $200 and extremely comfortable. Great for for those who have difficultly sleeping on a swaying boat.

As for replacement... Keep the mattresses, get waterproof covers and replace those and the bedding every season. Like upper class motels.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:04:51 PM EDT
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Because wives don't put out.
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Or they are no longer interested in sex with the wife. Try living with a woman who is lazy or a bitch, your sex drive will die pretty quick, a least when it comes to her.

Probablycheaper to keep the wife around anyway.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:16:01 PM EDT
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Are you the Captain of the SS Buzzkill or something?
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Then go find another job. Fuck off Felisha.
Yeah..well that's a great attitude if you want revolving crew. Smart people only put up with it for so long.
Not very...long. Not our job we have plenty of other shit to do. Watching your dumb ass whore around and then becoming part of the drama is not one of them.
People that conduct themselves that way 100% of the time end up with significant drama. Just a matter of time.

As crew..don't start that shit and they won't expect it. Go ahead, fire me. everyone that asks will know exactly what the reason is. They give no fucks about people they are married to. How much ya think they care about crew ?

As Captain I won't put up with them dragging the crew into too much of their bullshit. It causes all sorts of problems that directly affect running the Yacht properly.
If they want Whore Wranglers and lookouts they better arrange it themselves or ask for extra help or let everyone know up front that is what will be going on.
Whores, Kids and Dogs are not our core responsibility nor should they ever be !
They want help we can get it. The core crew members are staying out of it.
I worked for someone once that Whored around a lot. Never drug me into the BS. Not once in over 10 years. He got caught. Divorced. 2nd time.. My Shocked face.
Are you the Captain of the SS Buzzkill or something?
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:22:37 PM EDT
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the Fontainebleau Resort Marina, Miami Beach, FL
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:26:16 PM EDT
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I have a Hobie kayak.  Where are my whores?
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You have a kayak, you are stuck with midgets only...

Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:30:19 PM EDT
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My HS best friend’s older sister was absolutely beautiful. She quit college to go into modeling, then suddenly quit about two years later because she was losing control of her coke habit. She never had to pay for anything. She’d go to parties and there’d be big bowls of coke and assorted pills in all the bathrooms that were free for everybody to take. She was pretty well grounded, so once she realized she was losing control got out. She grew up in a very strict household with no drugs or alcohol (Vietnamese immigrants) so was afraid of what would happen.

She also said a lot of the models supplemented their income as escorts. She said it wasn’t that they were prostitutes in the beginning, but being in the business they were surrounded buy a lot of wealthy powerful men who made extremely tempting offers that a lot of the girls didn’t turn down. They’d be offered tens of thousands of dollars to go on exorbitant vacations or cruises. It just became part of the lifestyle. She didn’t want any part of that.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:32:56 PM EDT
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Undesired sex sucks
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Yep. They won’t let you through that second wall anymore.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:45:01 PM EDT
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Good question, but a lot of lowlife pieces of shit do it, rich and poor.

My sister is easily a 10 (no, I’m not posting pics) but her husband fucked around on her for 20 years. He loves prostitutes plus had several girlfriends on the side. He just married one of his home-wrecking whores. Their marriage is a sham....he’s been cheating on her too, including lots of prostitutes and even his ex-wife (yeah, my sister thought she could get him back). We found out his whore of a wife lost her last job for fucking the married owner, so she moved on to my BIL ‘s company and started fucking him. She was married at the time, too. She’s not even that good looking. She’s a fat bitch.

He had a big falling out with his business partner who happens to be someone I consider a friend. He told me about all shit that went down on their monthly trips to Mexico.

The sad part is I’m married to his niece, so while my sister got to divorce him and write him off, he and I are still family.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:47:13 PM EDT
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I know several people in that industry, (very well)and I've never, ever heard anything of the sort.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:47:18 PM EDT
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I don't have this problem with my 18' ski boat.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:50:11 PM EDT
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I have 3 boats, Alaskan boat rich.
A Florida Air Gator for hunting
A 26 ft Ocean boat w/twin I/OS for fishing that I need to repower and a 26 ft Tolleycraft yacht that I could dump a wheelbarrow of cash into.
The problem is that they are all in my front yard.

I have to beat the Eskimo pussy vendors off my porch.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 2:59:20 PM EDT
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I have 3 boats, Alaskan boat rich.
A Florida Air Gator for hunting
A 26 ft Ocean boat w/twin I/OS for fishing that I need to repower and a 26 ft Tolleycraft yacht that I could dump a wheelbarrow of cash into.
The problem is that they are all in my front yard.

I have to beat the Eskimo pussy vendors off my porch.
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I have a Hobie kayak.  Where are my whores?
I have 3 boats, Alaskan boat rich.
A Florida Air Gator for hunting
A 26 ft Ocean boat w/twin I/OS for fishing that I need to repower and a 26 ft Tolleycraft yacht that I could dump a wheelbarrow of cash into.
The problem is that they are all in my front yard.

I have to beat the Eskimo pussy vendors off my porch.


I have nothing to add to add to this thread so post whoring in honor of the topic and hat off to the Eskimo vendors comment, I laughed!
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 3:03:55 PM EDT
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I have 3 boats, Alaskan boat rich.
A Florida Air Gator for hunting
A 26 ft Ocean boat w/twin I/OS for fishing that I need to repower and a 26 ft Tolleycraft yacht that I could dump a wheelbarrow of cash into.
The problem is that they are all in my front yard.

I have to beat the Eskimo pussy vendors off my porch.
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I have a Hobie kayak.  Where are my whores?
I have 3 boats, Alaskan boat rich.
A Florida Air Gator for hunting
A 26 ft Ocean boat w/twin I/OS for fishing that I need to repower and a 26 ft Tolleycraft yacht that I could dump a wheelbarrow of cash into.
The problem is that they are all in my front yard.

I have to beat the Eskimo pussy vendors off my porch.
All I know is what I've been told...
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 3:09:35 PM EDT
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Find a high mileage hippie chick.
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 3:30:23 PM EDT
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Back in the 1970s early 80s I had buddy I played tennis with.  He was in his early 30s and good looking.  Not married and no real obligations.  He worked as a stock broker and made tons of money.

His thing was every year he would rent an expensive luxury yacht for a couple of weeks.  He would get some of his friends to go in on it with him.

He then would sail around the Caribbean picking up girls and partying.

He would go to a beach where girls would hang out that were on vacation.  He would tell them that he was a rich guy living off his family trust fund.  He would invite them  to come aboard his yacht for a party.

He said very few would turn him down.

I suspect that guy got more nookie in those two weeks than anybody could imagine.

I was invited to go but I was married and it would have been hard to explain to my wife.  Even if I would have concocted some story like I just going fishing she would have found out because the guy bragged about it all over town.  I know of one married guy that went with hm that got busted.
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the Fontainebleau Resort Marina, Miami Beach, FL
Fountainbleu hotel has probably the most stunning women available on call

The price is way out of my budget

My buddy was the head of security there and had maybe close to 1000 women on a dedicated smart phone
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 3:36:03 PM EDT
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Yep. They won’t let you through that second wall anymore.
I am hung like an elevator button, I barely reach the first wall
Link Posted: 8/5/2018 3:37:55 PM EDT
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Good question, but a lot of lowlife pieces of shit do it, rich and poor.

My sister is easily a 10 (no, I’m not posting pics) but her husband fucked around on her for 20 years. He loves prostitutes plus had several girlfriends on the side. He just married one of his home-wrecking whores. Their marriage is a sham....he’s been cheating on her too, including lots of prostitutes and even his ex-wife (yeah, my sister thought she could get him back). We found out his whore of a wife lost her last job for fucking the married owner, so she moved on to my BIL ‘s company and started fucking him. She was married at the time, too. She’s not even that good looking. She’s a fat bitch.

He had a big falling out with his business partner who happens to be someone I consider a friend. He told me about all shit that went down on their monthly trips to Mexico.

The sad part is I’m married to his niece, so while my sister got to divorce him and write him off, he and I are still family.
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Why get married and then bang whores?
Good question, but a lot of lowlife pieces of shit do it, rich and poor.

My sister is easily a 10 (no, I’m not posting pics) but her husband fucked around on her for 20 years. He loves prostitutes plus had several girlfriends on the side. He just married one of his home-wrecking whores. Their marriage is a sham....he’s been cheating on her too, including lots of prostitutes and even his ex-wife (yeah, my sister thought she could get him back). We found out his whore of a wife lost her last job for fucking the married owner, so she moved on to my BIL ‘s company and started fucking him. She was married at the time, too. She’s not even that good looking. She’s a fat bitch.

He had a big falling out with his business partner who happens to be someone I consider a friend. He told me about all shit that went down on their monthly trips to Mexico.

The sad part is I’m married to his niece, so while my sister got to divorce him and write him off, he and I are still family.
There are women that are dimes but everything else is a zero and monogamy does not work anymore
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Find a high mileage hippie chick.
Put that pussy under a fire hydrant first for those hippy chicks
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