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Posted: 3/9/2018 1:40:39 AM EDT

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FPNI!

Posted: 3/9/2018 4:35:49 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/9/2018 4:39:19 AM EDT

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siracha mayo

Posted: 3/9/2018 9:42:05 AM EDT

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Growing up my mother had three spices in the kitchen that were used for very nearly everything-salt, pepper, and Miracle Whip.

MW trivia-it was developed as a low cost alternative to mayonaise during the depression.

When I scramble eggs I add a tablespoon or so of Miracle Whip to the mix. Some salt, pepper, and a big dollop of Slap ya Mama. Best scrambled eggs ever.

Posted: 3/9/2018 9:52:34 AM EDT

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Mayo is Miracle Whip with all the flavor and goodness removed.

The Ol' Crew Chief

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:03:34 AM EDT

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Miracle Whip is disgusting.

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:04:37 AM EDT

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I know many of you will disagree but IMO miracle whip makes BLTs so much tastier when used in place of mayo. Same goes for egg salad sandwiches.

Don't get me wrong, I like mayo, but certain things are just so much tastier with MW.

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MW is basically mayo with sugar in it.

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:05:41 AM EDT

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Wrong.

Duke’s with olive oil is best.

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:08:32 AM EDT

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You should never...ever...fucking put mayo on fucking anything. Throw that shit in the trash.

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What a sad, lonely, and terrible life you have.......

Duke's Mayo will cheer you up.

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:11:49 AM EDT

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And best tuna/chicken salad. Period.

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:16:42 AM EDT

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The only one.

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:18:37 AM EDT

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I grew up with Miracle Whip. It is a bit tangy, which to me, is better than bland mayo. Don't get me wrong, there is some damn good Southern mayo out there, but I can't get it in my local stores.

I just made up a batch of tuna and egg spread for sammiches with MW. I will be having a couple of them for lunch.

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:19:20 AM EDT

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Fried Egg
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MW + Tabasco
Wonder Bread.

Ate the shit out of that when I was a kid.

I tried making some Spam a year or so back and man was it salty. Don't remember it being that bad.

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Try the pepper Spam. It is amazing.

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:21:13 AM EDT

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I grew up with Miracle Whip.

The first time I tasted Mayo, there was no looking back. It was also the first time I realized my mother could be WRONG.

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:21:34 AM EDT

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No, No, just fucking NOOOOOOOO

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:23:17 AM EDT

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this

Posted: 3/9/2018 10:40:12 AM EDT

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Duke’s for the win

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Posted: 3/9/2018 10:45:52 AM EDT

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Duke’s for the win

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Posted: 3/9/2018 11:05:32 AM EDT

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I enjoy miricle whip. It is indeed best for bacon sandwiches.

Add sweet relish instead of dill and make the best deviled eggs in the world.

Haters gonna hate.

Posted: 3/9/2018 11:50:13 AM EDT

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The answer you seek is Kewpie.

Posted: 3/9/2018 12:25:54 PM EDT

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MW and Mayo are both good. Fite me

Posted: 3/9/2018 12:42:24 PM EDT

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I agree! MW on a BLT is fine!

Posted: 3/9/2018 12:52:08 PM EDT

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The answer you seek is Kewpie.

https://www.asianfoodgrocer.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/800x800/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/1/11020-kewpie-mayonnaise-xl.jpg

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Good with Japanese food, but tastes off with sandwiches, IMO.

Posted: 3/9/2018 1:07:30 PM EDT

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The answer you seek is Kewpie.

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Reminds me of the bags of breast milk in our freezer. And before anybody thinks that’s a weird thing to have in your freezer, we have a 2 month old baby.

Posted: 3/9/2018 2:27:20 PM EDT

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Growing up my mother had three spices in the kitchen that were used for very nearly everything-salt, pepper, and Miracle Whip.

MW trivia-it was developed as a low cost alternative to mayonaise during the depression.

When I scramble eggs I add a tablespoon or so of Miracle Whip to the mix. Some salt, pepper, and a big dollop of Slap ya Mama. Best scrambled eggs ever.

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I’m gonna try that next time I make scrambled eggs. MW makes for the best egg salad, so makes sense a bit in your scrambled eggs would be good.

Posted: 3/9/2018 2:35:56 PM EDT

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I know many of you will disagree but IMO miracle whip makes BLTs so much tastier when used in place of mayo. Same goes for egg salad sandwiches.

Don’t get me wrong, I like mayo, but certain things are just so much tastier with MW.

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Hellmann's is the correct answer. OP you fail sandwich making 101. Bailiff, whack his pee pee.

Posted: 3/9/2018 2:43:29 PM EDT

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I'm gonna try that next time I make scrambled eggs. MW makes for the best egg salad, so makes sense a bit in your scrambled eggs would be good.

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The best egg salad is made with mayo, dill, celery seed, white pepper, and minced onion. Same with tuna salad.

Posted: 3/9/2018 2:45:44 PM EDT

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The best egg salad is made with mayo, dill, celery seed, white pepper, and minced onion. Same with tuna salad.

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I'm gonna try that next time I make scrambled eggs. MW makes for the best egg salad, so makes sense a bit in your scrambled eggs would be good.

The best egg salad is made with mayo, dill, celery seed, white pepper, and minced onion. Same with tuna salad.

Meh, while not a bad way, MW is tastier.

Posted: 3/9/2018 2:49:15 PM EDT

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fpni

Posted: 3/9/2018 2:59:22 PM EDT

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They must not sell Duke's down here on the Coast. Never tried it. Miracle Whip? Not for me. Too sweet. Hellman's tastes like the real mayo my Grandma used to make and is my fav for BLT.

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:00:54 PM EDT

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With beard oil!

Fucking hipster bullshit.

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:03:51 PM EDT

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What kind of a heathen Commie bastard would contaminate their prescious bodily fluids with Miracle Wip?

The heathen Commie that started this thread obviously, it was a rhetorical question.

Talk about your preverted preversions

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:11:53 PM EDT

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What kind of a heathen Commie bastard would contaminate their prescious bodily fluids with Miracle Wip?

The heathen Commie that started this thread obviously, it was a rhetorical question.

Talk about your preverted preversions

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What if I told you I dip my grilled cheese in ketchup? And that I prefer American cheese over cheddar for said grilled cheese.

That always seems to weird people out when I tell them that.

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:11:59 PM EDT

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I wish it was easier to get Duke's here in LV. Amazon seems to be the only option.

Growing up in NY, Hellmann's. Moved to SC for a bit, starting enjoying Duke's. MW is for commies.

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:18:37 PM EDT

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Miracle Whip > Mayo

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:18:40 PM EDT

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MW is an abomination, feckless pap for the culinary obtuse.

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:19:13 PM EDT

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I agree OP

Its the best

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:20:33 PM EDT

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I wish it was easier to get Duke's here in LV. Amazon seems to be the only option.

Growing up in NY, Hellmann's. Moved to SC for a bit, starting enjoying Duke's. MW is for commies.

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Now you guys got me curious for a taste test. Going to order some Duke's to see how it compares to Hellman's. Hope it isn't a Chinese knockoff laced with arsenic. :)

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:21:06 PM EDT

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MW is an abomination, feckless pap for the culinary obtuse.

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Posted: 3/9/2018 3:22:57 PM EDT

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that first post thing.....

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:26:01 PM EDT

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Was going to order some Duke's but recent Amazon reviews are pretty bad. Seems it is arriving separated and spoiled. What seller to order from?

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:29:04 PM EDT

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OP is correct. I don't put lettuce on mine though. Screws up the balance of bacon and tomato.

Toasted wheat with home grown tomato, thick cut hickory smoked bacon, and MW. The tang of MW goes much better with an acidic tomato than mayo.

Mayo for egg sammiches (although I like either).

MW makes better tuna or ham or egg salad, too.

Bunch of nancy boys in here.

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:36:39 PM EDT

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OPNI

Posted: 3/9/2018 3:54:55 PM EDT

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I agree with OP. Miracle whip is fucking delicious!!!

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I also like Dukes for certain applications.

Posted: 3/9/2018 4:24:29 PM EDT

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I bought a jar of Dukes just to see what the big deal was about. I also had Helmanns and Miracle Whip on hand and did a taste test between the three.

The Helmanns and Miracle Whip tasted about the same to me, kind of tangy. The Dukes was just plain and bland.

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Hellmanns and MW tasted the same?! They're like night and day.