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Posted: 8/13/2019 3:12:27 PM EDT

Recently, my shop security cameras picked up a creeper who was way too interested in the bollards at the front door. As I can't be around all the time, I've deputized the in house janitorial staff to do the necessary.

BEHOLD!

The BOOMBA. Scruffy is gonna die the way he lived.

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:16:01 PM EDT

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In!...

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:16:27 PM EDT

[#2]

Hahahaha awesome!!

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:20:02 PM EDT

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Fuck yeah

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:21:33 PM EDT

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I don't think I've ever seen a picture with so many different types of surface finish.

You've got

Leather
Cardboard
Polished Stone
Carpet
Ply Wood
Galvanized Steel
Fiberglass Reinforced Nylon
Thermoset Plastic

And that's not even counting any of the guns.

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:23:37 PM EDT

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Boomba. That sounds "familiar."

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:25:24 PM EDT

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I don't think I've ever seen a picture with so many different types of surface finish.

You've got

Leather
Cardboard
Polished Stone
Carpet
Ply Wood
Galvanized Steel
Fiberglass Reinforced Nylon
Thermoset Plastic

And that's not even counting any of the guns.

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Have you ever seen a picture of that many types of surface finish with holes in it?

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:26:06 PM EDT

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I don't think I've ever seen a picture with so many different types of surface finish.

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Leather
Cardboard
Polished Stone
Carpet
Ply Wood
Galvanized Steel
Fiberglass Reinforced Nylon
Thermoset Plastic

And that's not even counting any of the guns.

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My theme is "Chaotic Neutral"

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:26:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/13/2019 3:29:36 PM EDT

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Need more info. What is that quasi-futuristic silver monstrosity on the wall? Scifi movie prop rifle? Long-barreled taser?

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:30:04 PM EDT

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Plasma Rifle

duh

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:35:21 PM EDT

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Thanks. Haven't played much Fallout.

Posted: 8/13/2019 3:39:11 PM EDT

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I was hoping for something phased, in the 40w range. But this is a good start.

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:57:39 AM EDT

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Which pieces of Horus's dad are in that box?

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:59:58 AM EDT

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So funny I saw that on reddit earlier today

Posted: 8/14/2019 3:06:38 AM EDT

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Op what is that thing second from top???

Eta , answered, of course plasma rifle

Posted: 8/14/2019 3:23:43 AM EDT

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Don’t they keep the corpse together and sacrifice thousands a day to keep it from truly dying? Small box for that.

Posted: 8/14/2019 1:35:50 PM EDT

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... Are you asking what's in the boooooooooxxxxxxxxx????!?

Nothing weird or creepy like that.

Perfectly normal things.

Posted: 8/14/2019 1:39:48 PM EDT

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Most appropriate

5/7 great thread

Posted: 8/14/2019 1:40:58 PM EDT

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Every time this gif is posted, I watch it over and over and laugh out loud. Thank you.

Posted: 8/14/2019 1:45:40 PM EDT

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OP, you are going to need one of these to finish up the job...The first one should be done tonite...

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Posted: 8/14/2019 1:54:45 PM EDT

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Is that a hitch mounted water board?

Posted: 8/14/2019 1:59:35 PM EDT

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Fleshing board, for skinning animals...

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:02:17 PM EDT

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I don't think I've ever seen a picture with so many different types of surface finish.

You've got

Leather
Cardboard
Polished Stone
Carpet
Ply Wood
Galvanized Steel
Fiberglass Reinforced Nylon
Thermoset Plastic

And that's not even counting any of the guns.

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This is what autism looks like, if anyone needed an example.

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:03:54 PM EDT

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Ahhhh, I thought that is what it might be, but I've only once ever taken an animal down somewhere that I had the luxury of moving it to a vehicle in one piece.

Neat! I might have to build examples of something similar for my shop. I bet those would sell.

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:05:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/14/2019 2:09:22 PM EDT

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... Are you asking what's in the boooooooooxxxxxxxxx????!?

Nothing weird or creepy like that.

https://i.imgur.com/zpuk7yB.jpg

Perfectly normal things.

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Ah Alien vodka. Filtered through meteors.

The bottle is cool but the liquid inside, meh.

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:09:29 PM EDT

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This is what autism looks like, if anyone needed an example.

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I don't think I've ever seen a picture with so many different types of surface finish.

You've got

Leather
Cardboard
Polished Stone
Carpet
Ply Wood
Galvanized Steel
Fiberglass Reinforced Nylon
Thermoset Plastic

And that's not even counting any of the guns.

This is what autism looks like, if anyone needed an example.

Lulz

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:10:03 PM EDT

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Ahhhh, I thought that is what it might be, but I've only once ever taken an animal down somewhere that I had the luxury of moving it to a vehicle in one piece.

Neat! I might have to build examples of something similar for my shop. I bet those would sell.

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It probably would as long as they use a vehicle to hunt out of...We will use this one for caping both moose, caribou and maybe a grizzly on our hunt here in a few weeks...Have tried doing it without bringing one along and it just doesn't work well enough.. this should make saving the hides much easier..plus when not in use it can fold down and get pinned to the headache rack....I'll get some better pics when its done..

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:11:03 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/14/2019 2:12:53 PM EDT

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Just don't kill DJ Roomba

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:12:58 PM EDT

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@nvgeologist

Where did you get that bad boy? I needs one.

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:12:59 PM EDT

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What the Hell is she actually doing? Not complaining, just curious.

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:13:19 PM EDT

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Ah, shit, tits showed up....

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:19:11 PM EDT

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Plasma Rifle

duh

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Need more info. What is that quasi-futuristic silver monstrosity on the wall? Scifi movie prop rifle? Long-barreled taser?

Plasma Rifle

duh

https://static-ca.ebgames.ca/images/products/739663/2med.jpg

Now all you need is a small vehicle to carry the power supply and batteries.

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:23:03 PM EDT

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For claymore roomba?

Absolutely!

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:25:26 PM EDT

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Recently, my shop security cameras picked up a creeper who was way too interested in the bollards at the front door. As I can't be around all the time, I've deputized the in house janitorial staff to do the necessary.

BEHOLD!

The BOOMBA. Scruffy is gonna die the way he lived.

https://i.imgur.com/4Gcqii2.jpg

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Is that dj roombas cousin? Claymore roomba?

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:34:46 PM EDT

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Where did you get that bad boy? I needs one.

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They were on Thinkgeek. RIP.

EDIT: looks like Gamestop has them now (they own Thinkgeek) click to spend money

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:38:03 PM EDT

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They were on Thinkgeek. RIP.

EDIT: looks like Gamestop has them now (they own Thinkgeek) click to spend money

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Considering it's size, that's super reasonable.

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:40:36 PM EDT

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I really like the tactical cleaver!

Instead of the mine, perhaps twin uzis on a "spin" cycle.

Posted: 8/14/2019 2:58:51 PM EDT

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Considering it's size, that's super reasonable.

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They feel like cheap junk when you handle them, but they look amazing

Posted: 8/14/2019 3:00:31 PM EDT

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I kinda want one.

Posted: 8/14/2019 3:03:08 PM EDT

[#42]

Check the roof. That is one of the usual entry points for those metal butler buildings

Posted: 8/14/2019 3:46:06 PM EDT

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I am taking suggestions for improving vertical security.

Posted: 8/14/2019 3:56:06 PM EDT

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Had guys try to cut into our shop roof once .

At 4am with a abrasive wheel.
It was very loud and bright

They woke up the entire neighborhood
Before their battery went dead after cutting one 2' cut .

Plus one guy's GF was mad at him so she had already called the police to let them know his plans , so they were waiting and watching

When the police announced their presence one guy jumped off the 20ft roof to pavement.
The other was smart enough to aim for the dumpster , but left his wallet on the roof in the excitement.

He was able to escape and steal a truck which he promptly crashed , and tried to hide in the cab behind the seat .

Posted: 8/14/2019 4:01:47 PM EDT

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Recently, my shop security cameras picked up a creeper who was way too interested in the bollards at the front door. As I can't be around all the time, I've deputized the in house janitorial staff to do the necessary.

BEHOLD!

The BOOMBA. Scruffy is gonna die the way he lived.

https://i.imgur.com/4Gcqii2.jpg

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Posted: 8/14/2019 5:09:20 PM EDT

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OP, you are going to need one of these to finish up the job...The first one should be done tonite...

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Still trying to figure out if that is a dildo? I'm not that brave.

Posted: 8/14/2019 5:10:37 PM EDT

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Recently, my shop security cameras picked up a creeper who was way too interested in the bollards at the front door. As I can't be around all the time, I've deputized the in house janitorial staff to do the necessary.

BEHOLD!

The BOOMBA. Scruffy is gonna die the way he lived.

https://i.imgur.com/4Gcqii2.jpg

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Change out that sig brace for a blade on that AK, and we can be friends....