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Posted: 4/5/2022 9:24:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:26:10 PM EDT
[#1]
It’s a skirt, not a dress (dresses start at the shoulder, skirts start at the waist).

Only cool, if it’s ethnically appropriate.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:27:34 PM EDT
[#2]
Super gay
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:28:11 PM EDT
[#3]
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Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:28:48 PM EDT
[#4]
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It’s a skirt, not a dress (dresses start at the shoulder, skirts start at the waist).

Only cool, if it’s ethnically appropriate.
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corrected.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:29:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Maximum gay.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:30:37 PM EDT
[#6]
As with dusters and fedoras, the people wearing them never look as cool as they think they do. Most of the time, you look like a complete tool.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:31:48 PM EDT
[#7]
I have a kilt. Never wore it. Never will. It’s very old and way too small for me. It was given to me when my grandfather died. His parents emigrated from Scotland.

This is the family pattern
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:33:17 PM EDT
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I have a duster-length raincoat. I don't care how stupid I look when my legs don't get drenched.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:34:28 PM EDT
[#9]
Summers coming, the airflow might be nice
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:40:26 PM EDT
[#10]
Is that lotion on the shelf ?  

Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:47:57 PM EDT
[#11]
Its lame on a grand scale and unless you are Scottish or Irish then you should not even think of wearing one.

I you do wear one, realize you will be laughed at, ridiculed and possibly have it ripped off and taken from you.

But if you are a grown man into larping, don't stop with a kilt, get a suit of armor and maybe a traditional native American outfit.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:49:36 PM EDT
[#12]
It adds something special to that extra chromosome
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:51:00 PM EDT
[#13]
I like mine.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 9:52:27 PM EDT
[#14]
Kilts are only manly when the wearer is actively involved in warfare. Bonus points for wearing one while doing a bayonet charge with a SMLE No.1 Mk III.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:00:12 PM EDT
[#15]
Modern kilts are skirts, traditional kilts (Scottish) are extra long blankets.  Not unusual to be 22-28 feet long and 4 feet wide.  You sleep in it then fold it and wear it during the day.  Can be used as a blanket or a tent.  Can be worn ankle length or up over your head.  Sitting down, such as leaning against a tree one can cover completely, over head and toe.

Mine is an Irish design 24 feet long, 22 inches wide.

Greeks and many other nationalities wore kilts.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:03:05 PM EDT
[#16]
Man dress = gay
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:04:51 PM EDT
[#17]
It's like three dicks touching in a triangle fashion.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:09:44 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:11:10 PM EDT
[#19]
I have one that was given to me as a gift. I’ve worn it to play paintball but that’s it.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:13:59 PM EDT
[#20]
Her Majesty approves.
Good enough for me.

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Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:16:08 PM EDT
[#21]
Tactical kilts are the gayest
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:21:34 PM EDT
[#22]
I voted not cool.
I have a Kilt and it’s fine for a formal event or Highland games etc.   Every time I’ve seen someone just randomly wearing one around town they generally look stupid.  Just my opinion
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:22:13 PM EDT
[#23]
Only people I know who wear kilts are maybe 1/16th Scottish and hang on to their shred of heritage for dear life, clearly compensating for something.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:23:45 PM EDT
[#24]
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Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:28:50 PM EDT
[#25]
Powdered wigs are cooler
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:29:32 PM EDT
[#26]
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If my grandfather was alive and you called him gay for wearing his kilt he would call you a chowder head right after slugging you in the eye.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:33:15 PM EDT
[#27]
As with most things in life, it’s situational.

Wearing a “tactical kilt”?  Fucking dumb.

Wearing a kilt around town because it’s edgy?  Ha, gay.

Wearing your family tartan at an appropriate venue or event?  That’s allowable.

Competing in Highland games?  It’s encouraged and manly.

I’ve worn my kilt in the last two situations - never in the first two.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:33:31 PM EDT
[#28]
It's a historical oddity that can be cool, when seen in that context. It has no place in modern dress for most people unless they're attention seeking types.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:34:36 PM EDT
[#29]
My wife is half Scottish and half Isle of Jersey. I'm part Scottish too. We typically celebrate Robert Burns Day. It would be appropriate.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:37:41 PM EDT
[#30]
Voted FJB because kilt can be either. For many (probably most) who try to wear them they are somewhere between lame and totally Liberace gay (e.g. Wearing some 5.11 tactikilt is totally gay).
However if you are wearing a traditional kilt for legiit reasons like say ancestry or ceremonial and you own that bad bitch and wear it with confidence and properly there is not darn thing wrong with them, cool. Seen numerous guys pull it off.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:37:58 PM EDT
[#31]
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Kilts are only manly when the wearer is actively involved in warfare. Bonus points for wearing one while doing a bayonet charge with a SMLE No.1 Mk III playing bagpipes leading a charge across no mans land
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FIFY
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:38:30 PM EDT
[#32]
Lack of antlers in this dudes house makes me assume he’s a weak bitch.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:42:11 PM EDT
[#33]
Real men have worn "skirts" for a hell of a lot longer than pants were the norm.

That being said, if you're 140lbs with no muscle definition, you don't look as William Wallace as you think.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:45:03 PM EDT
[#34]
If you're not playing bagpipes while wearing that costume, you're a fag.  If you are playing bagpipes, odds are, you're still a fag.

Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:46:49 PM EDT
[#35]
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:49:54 PM EDT
[#36]
Acceptable if you have the appropriate build for it (i.e. broad shoulders, muscular arms, and legs like you live for leg day).

Otherwise, it’s the male equivalent of a fat girl in spandex.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:49:56 PM EDT
[#37]
Ladies love a man in a kilt.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:51:20 PM EDT
[#38]
Gayer than the toof fairy
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:53:42 PM EDT
[#39]
The drunk Scotsman (lyrics)
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 10:54:11 PM EDT
[#40]
Gay unless you are in a pipes and drum team .
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 11:19:58 PM EDT
[#41]
I had a male black coworker who has never left the state show up to a wedding in full African royalty clothing.  He said it was his heritage to dress like that.

African garb, men in kilts, everyone who is 1/16th Cherokee dressing in Indian garb are all just looking for some type of belonging in a mundane life.
If they are hot women I want to tell them to go back further to when their ancestors wore no clothes at all.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 11:23:10 PM EDT
[#42]
Wearing an actual kilt properly, in an appropriate context is cool.

Anything else, especially utilikilts, are just lame.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 11:27:19 PM EDT
[#43]
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Modern kilts are skirts, traditional kilts (Scottish) are extra long blankets.  Not unusual to be 22-28 feet long and 4 feet wide.  You sleep in it then fold it and wear it during the day.  Can be used as a blanket or a tent.  Can be worn ankle length or up over your head.  Sitting down, such as leaning against a tree one can cover completely, over head and toe.

Mine is an Irish design 24 feet long, 22 inches wide.

Greeks and many other nationalities wore kilts.
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Didnt know that about the dual use of traditional kilts.  Kind of neat.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 11:50:07 PM EDT
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I have a kilt. Never wore it. Never will. It’s very old and way too small for me. It was given to me when my grandfather died. His parents emigrated from Scotland.

This is the family pattern
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Badass.


However, the pic in the OP is the opposite of badass.
Link Posted: 4/5/2022 11:51:10 PM EDT
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Kilts are only manly when the wearer is actively involved in warfare. Bonus points for wearing one while doing a bayonet charge with a SMLE No.1 Mk III.
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QFT
Link Posted: 4/6/2022 12:11:39 AM EDT
[#46]
Kilts are for hipsters that aren’t quite liberal enough to come out of the closet yet.
Link Posted: 4/6/2022 12:15:53 AM EDT
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If my grandfather was alive and you called him gay for wearing his kilt he would call you a chowder head right after slugging you in the eye.
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K
Link Posted: 4/6/2022 12:34:45 AM EDT
[#48]
On this subject I have to give a shout out to a friend of mine who was in the British Army at the time and whom I lost contact with a long time ago, Sgt P. Anderson who taught me more about kilts than I ever wanted to know.
Link Posted: 4/6/2022 1:09:47 AM EDT
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Unless you are a green eyed red headed lass, then the above is the correct answer...



BIGGER_HAMMER
Link Posted: 4/6/2022 1:17:58 AM EDT
[#50]
If you look like this guy, then Kilt.



If you look like the guy in the OP, then dress.

ETA:  I hope that’s not the OP in the OP.  
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