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Posted: 4/6/2022 8:44:21 PM EDT
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My kilt story
I was covering for my afternoon guy who called in , I get off at midnight and the wife texted that we need milk and a couple of other things So I stop at Meijers. ( Michigan 24 hour big box store) and grab the stuff and go to the only open checkout without really paying attention . I get in line and then the STENCH / ODOR/BIOLOGICAL ATTACK hits me . I really recoiled back! This hit me like a hammer- I went through the gas chamber in boot camp and this was very close! There is a guy in front of me wearing a black/green kilt, a classic biker leather jacket without a shirt and doc Martin boots. He had a gold chain running from his ear to his nose to his nipple and then down the front of the Kilt ( use your imagination to where it went) The smell was so bad I backed away he stank! |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 12:26:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife is half Scottish and half Isle of Jersey. I'm part Scottish too. We typically celebrate Robert Burns Day. It would be appropriate. And surely ye’ll be your pint-stowp And surely I’ll be mine 
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Posted: 4/11/2022 12:55:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wearing an actual kilt properly, in an appropriate context is cool. Anything else, especially utilikilts, are just lame. If you are worried if your tartan matches your purse and you wear it when you are getting your soy-latte? Gay... |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 1:13:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryIs that a hoop earring in your ear? |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 1:21:04 PM EDT
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Would you let a server at a restaurant who was wearing a kilt serve your family?
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Posted: 4/11/2022 2:26:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Would you let a server at a restaurant who was wearing a kilt serve your family? Is it tilted? |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 2:44:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Fag territory.
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Posted: 4/11/2022 2:57:53 PM EDT
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Depends. If you're playing bagpipes at a parade or funeral or competing in the highland games, rock on. Otherwise you're a little
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Posted: 4/11/2022 3:00:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/11/2022 3:08:06 PM EDT
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The only time my kilt goes on, is when I am throwing heavy shit for height, distance, or throwing trees.
Otherwise it stays in the box or closet.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 3:14:08 PM EDT
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Ironically, the kilt IS a relatively modern thing. The kilt as we know it today came along in the mid 1700s....
You know in the movie Braveheart when all those guys were wearing kilts?..... yep, not historically accurate. |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 3:18:08 PM EDT
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I sometimes think of getting a utli-kilt for hiking in the summer.
But then quickly remember that they are just ghey. If they weren't so gay, I might get one.... I am 1/4 Scottish, probably not enough. I also wish capes would make a come back, because they are cool. Do not have. |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 3:18:43 PM EDT
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Quote History I hadn't heard that since I was in a Revolutionary War Fraser's Highlanders reinactment group. 
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Posted: 4/11/2022 4:01:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Would you let a server at a restaurant who was wearing a kilt serve your family? I've let them many times, so yes 
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Posted: 4/11/2022 4:55:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Pie!
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Posted: 4/11/2022 4:57:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/11/2022 4:58:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My wife is half Scottish and half Isle of Jersey. I'm part Scottish too. We typically celebrate Robert Burns Day. It would be appropriate.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 4:58:18 PM EDT
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Sayin' kilts are gay is a right good way to get me dirk in y'ass. If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:00:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I like mine. 
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:01:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:04:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sayin' kilts are gay is a right good way to get me dirk in y'ass. If it's not Scottish, it's crap.  its shite being Scottish! You want to stick your “dirk” in someone’s ass? Super gay |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:04:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maximum gay. 
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:05:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:08:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you’re flipping a log or carrying a 300 pound stone, it’s a dress. FIFY. 
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:11:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The only time my kilt goes on, is when I am throwing heavy shit for height, distance, or throwing trees. Otherwise it stays in the box or closet. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/315706/11165241_10101207199385126_1168079892156-2345624.JPG If you are throwing heavy stones or telephone poles for fun, you get to wear what you want. |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:11:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:36:58 PM EDT
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The Kilt is an unrivaled garment for fornication and diarrhea...
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Posted: 4/11/2022 5:45:40 PM EDT
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I know a Scottish fella that wears one to special events.
He is 6’4”, built like a rugby player. It fits him when the occasion is right. Wears normal clothes everywhere else. He’s not a weirdo. |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 6:05:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0You want to stick your "dirk" in someone's ass? Super gay Me dirk be 10 inches and quite pointy. Mind ye I'd be shovin' 'er in up to the stag horn such that ye next date would be with a general sugeon who'd fix ye up with a sporrin on ye side to collect ye shite until he might again have ye crappin' the way God meant ye to. |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 6:40:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: i have the legs and the bloodline for a kilt.  still want a kilt but last couple times we did this thread Naamah wisely talked me out of being the stereotypical fat guy in a kilt. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I have two and wear them both. The first I got was a plain black utility kilt. The next was the realt thing. Clan Campbell. I really like it. Too bad if some people don't. https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.kyZ_7bEKmkGgWe0KlC_fswHaIc?pid=ImgDet&rs=1 still want a kilt but last couple times we did this thread Naamah wisely talked me out of being the stereotypical fat guy in a kilt. Quit being fat |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 6:44:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0You want to stick your "dirk" in someone's ass? Super gay Me dirk be 10 inches and quite pointy. Mind ye I'd be shovin' 'er in up to the stag horn such that ye next date would be with a general sugeon who'd fix ye up with a sporrin on ye side to collect ye shite until he might again have ye crappin' the way God meant ye to. You wouldn’t be the first to try. Bragging about size now? Still gay. I’m told “clansman” has a little different meaning in Alabama, though. |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 6:54:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryWell, the tie is. |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 7:50:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/11/2022 9:19:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySee? Wear a kilt and you fuck everything up, No star. That one has the mag cutoff if I'm not mistaken. |
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Posted: 4/11/2022 9:32:00 PM EDT
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It's OK so go ahead if you're either:
1) Scottish or 2) Toot'n in a bagpipe band and it's part of the uniform. Otherwise you're
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Posted: 4/11/2022 9:33:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Acceptable if you have the appropriate build for it (i.e. broad shoulders, muscular arms, and legs like you live for leg day). Otherwise, it’s the male equivalent of a fat girl in spandex. Believe women. 
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Posted: 4/12/2022 8:16:33 AM EDT
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Skip the kilt, go straight for the Aersaid…
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Posted: 4/12/2022 8:30:20 AM EDT
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You don't get knee's like that from saying prayers. |
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