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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:04:02 PM EDT
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I am 35 and pregnant. With triplets. This would be exciting news if it wasn't my father-in-law's.... and if I wasn't in love with my husband's sister. Like (11) Hug (132) Me Too! (7) #673238 Lol did you post that? Is that real? Oh lawd 
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:04:34 PM EDT
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Good grief.
At least now we know where GuyInFlorida pussy shops. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:04:42 PM EDT
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It's like GD for women. It does.
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:05:58 PM EDT
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Some are crazy. some scary.. some just sad. People are people.
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:06:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:07:03 PM EDT
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Pretty sure a member on this one
I act like I have morals, but certain (MANY) things I'm taking to the fucking grave! |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:08:10 PM EDT
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They don't seem to approve of gun-related confessions.
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:08:22 PM EDT
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This one reminds me of us when we find a rollpin, time to build a new AR!
Since I splurged on a battery powered forehead thermometer. I take my kids' temps several times a day - when they aren't sick. When they are, it's closer to 50 times. Like (38) Hug (14) Me Too! (19) #673092  I really wish more men wrote tight jeans. I like seeing their junk through the pants. I mean, we put it all out there, why can't they?
Like (104) Hug (6) Me Too! (50) #673088 Sleeping with a Sgt. at the PD his wife is a dispatcher(not with local) we are all friends. She deserves it Like (9) Hug (13) Me Too! (1) #673080 
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:09:30 PM EDT
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I was he first "me too"
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:11:14 PM EDT
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DD, DH DS2 ???? I don't get the codes
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:11:49 PM EDT
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Aimless
When I meet someone new I spend half a day Google ing them and their families, jobs, crimes, debt etc. then I imagine winning arguments against them with all the shit I dig up. Like (30) Hug (13) Me Too! (26) #673052 - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/20/#sthash.h7x5Kn2R.dpuf |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:12:04 PM EDT
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It's like GD for women. HOLY FUCK.
I wonder how much of that is bullshit. I also wonder why the hell anyone would marry some of those women. 
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:12:05 PM EDT
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Fucking winner here
Best friend's cat went missing, then returned sans testicles. Someone stole him and fixed him because he's an outside cat. She is angry about it, but she didn't even know he was gone for 2 weeks, I know b/c I stole him. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:12:38 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:12:59 PM EDT
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87 guys. Lmao!!
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:14:19 PM EDT
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Awwww..this is actually what I thought we would be reading on that sight..
I wish my husband wasn't a cop. I hate that he's hated because of his line of work. He's a great man, a good cop, but it doesn't matter, he's got a badge so they hate him. I pray he comes home every night. We need him. Like (41) Hug (500) Me Too! (43) #673024 - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/20/#sthash.h7x5Kn2R.dpuf |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:14:52 PM EDT
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One drunken night while we were still dating, DH and I talked about past sexual exploits. I told him I'd been with only one other guy before him. In truth, I'd been with 87!
I see what you did there
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:15:13 PM EDT
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One drunken night while we were still dating, DH and I talked about past sexual exploits. I told him I'd been with only one other guy before him. In truth, I'd been with 87! Like (0) Hug (0) Me Too! (3) #673947 Ok, this one was definitely someone from here. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:16:51 PM EDT
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It's like GD for women. LOL Exactly what I was thinking. Somewhere there's a forum with women posting excerpts from here going "what a bunch of pigs" "men are worthless" "men only think of 1 thing" |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:16:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:17:16 PM EDT
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Can we agree to kill the hotlink so nobody suspects GD of trolling?
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:18:17 PM EDT
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My 1st DH was an abusive cheater & liked preteen girls. When I finally left, he got a belt, wrapped it around his neck &tried to strangle himself on bedpost. I just stood there and waited for him to die or give up. (He lived) Like (62) Hug (107) Me Too! (3) #672959 |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:18:26 PM EDT
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What a slut.
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:20:32 PM EDT
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 I finally found my girls post!!
H literally fucked me cross eyed. I didn't even know that was a thing! Like (91) Hug (6) Me Too! (8) #672938 |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:20:45 PM EDT
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What a slut. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What a slut. Tinder FTW!
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:21:03 PM EDT
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OK, who posted #673929? "I really just wish my husband would tongue punch my fartbox..." 
Oh man |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:22:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:22:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: DD, DH DS2 ???? I don't get the codes |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:22:30 PM EDT
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Some of that stuff really makes you hate and distrust women. Women make the best liars. Thankfully, I don't have that problem. My buddy on the other hand..not so much. He'll search the dirty laundry basket and notice if the underwear she wore yesterday is all the way on the bottom, she fucked someone. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:22:54 PM EDT
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Fucking winner here Quote HistoryQuoted:
Fucking winner here Best friend's cat went missing, then returned sans testicles. Someone stole him and fixed him because he's an outside cat. She is angry about it, but she didn't even know he was gone for 2 weeks, I know b/c I stole him.
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:23:05 PM EDT
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Annnnnd I see arfcom gd has finally started posting..
"I masturbated so hard I hurt my hand. Five days ago. It still hurts. Totally worth it." Like (73) Hug (5) Me Too! (5) #672924
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:25:44 PM EDT
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My DH spends all his time in ARFCOM GD. He ignores me so much I chose to be unfaithful. I just tallied up the number of men id been with besides him since we've been married 87!!!!! HF.Like (0)Hug (0)Me Too! (0)#673963
Here is mine guys like it! 
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:26:06 PM EDT
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My vayjayjay juices bleaches my underwear
Like (17) Hug (27) Me Too! (464) #672882 Displaying 331–345 of 413,320 |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:27:09 PM EDT
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Lol, What's the difference between (Hug) and (Me Too)
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:28:30 PM EDT
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Dang. Looks like it stopped updating.
And just when I finally got around to talking about my nasty penguin fantasies... |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:28:33 PM EDT
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Sometimes when I'm doing laundry, I'm really just sitting on the toilet in the laundry room smoking weed with the dryer running.
Like (0) Hug (0) Me Too! (0) #673887 My marriage is falling apart. And I'm over it. We are only staying together to get more money when I join the military. I'm ready to screw someone new! xD also, I love my son!!! EEEKKK Like (4) Hug (25) Me Too! (4) #673736 Chubby DD8 jumped to her swim instructor as if she were a dainty ballerina and he was going to catch and hold her up in the air above his head. She squashed him under water and they both came up sputtering. Like (89) Hug (51) Me Too! (0) #673702 |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:30:47 PM EDT
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Surely one of you. .
One drunken night while we were still dating, DH and I talked about past sexual exploits. I told him I'd been with only one other guy before him. In truth, I'd been with 87! Like (2) Hug (1) Me Too! (6) |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:30:59 PM EDT
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My DH spends all his time in ARFCOM GD. He ignores me so much I chose to be unfaithful. I just tallied up the number of men id been with besides him since we've been married 87!!!!! HF.Like (0)Hug (0)Me Too! (0)#673963 Here is mine guys like it!
You made a mistake and mentioned the website. You fail... You fail hard. You have to make subtle references not abvious ones. Just like too many 87's will get noticed other shit will too. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:31:48 PM EDT
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I'm a trained executive chef. I can cook anything from the gourmet to the exotic. I just burned the shit out of frozen fries and chicken fingers.
Like (303) Hug (48) Me Too! (9) #672848 What if these two hooked up?!
So I gained 65 more pounds which brings me to a whopping 355!! It is the biggest I have ever been and I am so depressed. Just in time for summer. Lucky me. I hate my thyroid! Like (3) Hug (229) Me Too! (33) #672835 My DH bites me and feeds off me during sex at first i was scared and didnt believe him now I cant get enough of it. we are in our 30's. Wish I could tell someone it is the hottest thing ever. Like (67) Hug (18) Me Too! (9) #672831 |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:32:07 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:32:37 PM EDT
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AAMOF = as a matter of fact BBL = be back later BF = boyfriend or best friend BIL = brother-in-law BRB = be right back BTDT = been there, done that BTW = by the way BAK = back at keyboard BBS = be back soon BBFN = bye bye for now BFN = bye for now CWIM = see what I mean DB = dear boyfriend DC = dear child DD = dear daughter DF = dear fiancee DG = dear girlfriend DH = dear husband DS = dear son DSD = dear stepdaughter DSS = dear stepson DW = dear wife EA = emotional affair FIL = father-in-law FML = fuck my life FTR = for the record FTW = for the win FWIW = for what it’s worth FYI = for your information FFS = for fuck’s sake GMTA = great minds think alike GTG = got to go HTH = hope this helps IDK = I don’t know IMHO = in my humble opinion IMNSHO = in my not so humble opinion IMO = in my opinion IRL = in real life J/J = just joking J/K = just kidding KWIM = know what I mean LMAO = laughing my ass off LOL = laughing out loud LOLROF = laughing out load, rolling on floor LTNS = long time no see LOL laughing out loud MIL = mother-in-law MYOB = mind your own business NMS = not my style NP = no problem OC = original confessor OMG = oh my gosh OP = original poster OT = off topic OW = other woman POV = point of view PP = previous poster ROFL = rolling on floor laughing ROFLMAO = rolling on floor laughing my ass off ROFLOL = rolling on floor laughing out loud SAHD = stay-at-home dad SAHM = stay-at-home mom SAHP stay-at-home parent SIL = sister-in-law SO = significant other SOL = shit out of luck TMI = too much information TIA = thanks in advance TTFN = tata for now TTYL = talk to you later WAH = work at home WB = welcome back W/E = whatever WTF = What the fuck WTG = way to go WOH = work out of the home YW = you’re welcome |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:33:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:35:00 PM EDT
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My DH spends all his time in ARFCOM GD. He ignores me so much I chose to be unfaithful. I just tallied up the number of men id been with besides him since we've been married 87!!!!! HF.Like (0)Hug (0)Me Too! (0)#673963 Here is mine guys like it!
Fail Fail hard. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:35:04 PM EDT
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You made a mistake and mentioned the website. You fail... You fail hard. You have to make subtle references not abvious ones. Just like too many 87's will get noticed other shit will too. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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My DH spends all his time in ARFCOM GD. He ignores me so much I chose to be unfaithful. I just tallied up the number of men id been with besides him since we've been married 87!!!!! HF.Like (0)Hug (0)Me Too! (0)#673963 Here is mine guys like it!
You made a mistake and mentioned the website. You fail... You fail hard. You have to make subtle references not abvious ones. Just like too many 87's will get noticed other shit will too. Damnit I suck at Trolling 
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:35:14 PM EDT
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DD, DH DS2 ???? I don't get the codes I would also like to know the codes. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:35:43 PM EDT
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For the 4th of May, I dressed up as Princess Leia in the gold bikini and had a glow in the dark condom for my DH's "lightsaber". The look on his nerdy face was priceless. Secretly, it was my fantasy. Like (353) Hug (19) Me Too! (0) #673467 |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:36:19 PM EDT
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You can't fix crazy.
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:37:12 PM EDT
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I wash "down there" daily but still can't stand my own scent let alone know why my DH wants to visit that place with his mouth!!! YUK
Like (3) Hug (5) Me Too! (24) #673933 My mother keeps asking me why I am still with my mentally unstable husband. He can be a real asshole sometimes. How do I explain to mom that it's because he has a huge dick and fucks me silly with it daily? Like (143) Hug (33) Me Too! (8) #672819 |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:37:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I would also like to know the codes. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: DD, DH DS2 ???? I don't get the codes I would also like to know the codes. |
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Posted: 5/5/2015 7:38:49 PM EDT
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My DH is a firefighter(a lazy fat one) I have been fucking one of his Captains. I've even stayed over at the station which I almost got caught. Most of the crew knows but they love me, hate my DH, so they don't tell him.
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