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Posted: 1/20/2019 5:59:10 PM EST

[#1]

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

Will have you thinking criminals should be locked up for life and you will never offer to help a stranger again.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:05:34 PM EST

[#2]

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

By god, it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my entire life; and I've seen plan 9 from outer space.

The first movie was pretty cheesy but at least fun, there were NO redeeming factors about MK:A

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:07:28 PM EST

[#3]

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After Earth.

It's so bad it permanently damaged Will Smith's and M.Night Shyamalan's career and ended what ever career his son had coasting on is dad's coat tails.

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Yep. If not for that movie, the kid might not have had to resort to modeling women's dresses.

I always thought Will Smith was very overrated anyways. Fresh Prince was the peak of his entire career.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:09:52 PM EST

[#4]

Any movie with Sean Penn, Alissa Milano, and Amy Schumer in it
Ice pirates.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:12:05 PM EST

[#5]

Worse than can be described in a single post.
So bad you can't stop watching, just to see how much worse it will get.

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Posted: 1/20/2019 6:14:22 PM EST

[#6]

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Worse than can be described in a single post.
So bad you can't stop watching, just to see how much worse it will get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPl1vcb4hao

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Haha!!

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:17:39 PM EST

[#7]

The People Under the Stairs.

Casanova and the Nuns.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:21:49 PM EST

[#8]

Jacob's Ladder. Worst movie I've ever seen. Garbage, absolute garbage so bad that everyone involved in green lighting it should be shot.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:23:31 PM EST

[#9]

Killer Clowns from Outer Space

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:23:59 PM EST

[#10]

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Worse than can be described in a single post.
So bad you can't stop watching, just to see how much worse it will get.

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The only thing I didnt see in that trailer was a hairy pussy.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:24:21 PM EST

[#11]

The Twelve Chairs directed by Mel Brooks.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:24:54 PM EST

[#12]

Salo

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:28:57 PM EST

[#13]

Hostiles.

It was so trite and cliche it actually made me angry.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:29:34 PM EST

[#14]

Brokeback Mountain, anyone?

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:31:19 PM EST

[#15]

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Brokeback Mountain, anyone?

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Absolutely.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:34:05 PM EST

[#16]

Some will say "The Room". The acting is so bad, and the directing so awful.

Then again, if you don't watch it you'll never know the following of "oh hi Mark..."

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:37:21 PM EST

[#17]

National Treasure

Or, just about anything with Nick Cage in it, including Con Air.

What a hack.

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:39:23 PM EST

[#18]

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Some will say "The Room". The acting is so bad, and the directing so awful.

Then again, if you don't watch it you'll never know the following of "oh hi Mark..."

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My step-son and I have entire conversations started with, "Oh hi, Mahk. Your mah best friend. I did not hit her. I did not."

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:43:11 PM EST

[#19]

Range 15

Posted: 1/20/2019 6:55:30 PM EST

[#20]

john wick one and two

Movie made me buy a Benelli M4 Super 90

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:07:22 PM EST

[#21]

Lords of Salem. Fuck Rob Zombie.

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:10:31 PM EST

[#22]

Freddie Got Fingered.

You've been warned.

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:11:48 PM EST

[#23]

Never seen them and will not.

Human centipede
Hostel
Saw

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:13:42 PM EST

[#24]

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Star Wars episodes 7, 8 and soon to be 9.

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I’ll second this. Solo was actually a good filmZ critics condemned it. I loved it.

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:16:11 PM EST

[#25]

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Jacob's Ladder. Worst movie I've ever seen. Garbage, absolute garbage so bad that everyone involved in green lighting it should be shot.

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You've got to be joking.

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:17:20 PM EST

[#26]

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I’ll second this. Solo was actually a good filmZ critics condemned it. I loved it.

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Star Wars episodes 7, 8 and soon to be 9.

I’ll second this. Solo was actually a good filmZ critics condemned it. I loved it.

Rogue One and Solo were fantastic movies.

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:17:57 PM EST

[#27]

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Anything with Jennifer Garner, Liam Neeson...

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I disagree...Peppermint could almost kick John Wicks ass...

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:22:13 PM EST

[#28]

The ornithologist on Netflix. It's not about ornithology. I don't know what it's about.

It sucked shit through a straw.

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:37:46 PM EST

[#29]

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Wife and I stayed, betting it fucking HAD to get better.
Neither one believing it would get better.
Worst movie I ever watched until the end.

Seven is my don't watch warning.

Txl

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The Thin Red Line. Wife and I actually walked out of the theater. What a steaming pile of shit.

Wife and I stayed, betting it fucking HAD to get better.
Neither one believing it would get better.
Worst movie I ever watched until the end.

Seven is my don't watch warning.

Txl

Seven as in the Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacy moive?

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:42:46 PM EST

[#30]

Ghostbusters 2016

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:46:28 PM EST

[#31]

Delete this error please.

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:49:12 PM EST

[#32]

Avatar

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:52:56 PM EST

[#33]

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You bite your tongue!

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Red Yawn

You bite your tongue!

He means the remake.

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:56:55 PM EST

[#34]

Posted: 1/20/2019 7:57:50 PM EST

[#35]

After.Life
Most boring nude scenes ever.

After Life - Official Movie Trailer 2010 [HD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_L-o2iBxw4

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:01:31 PM EST

[#36]

I don’t know, I didn’t watch them.

As a Lynch fan in general, Eraserhead was not close to the hype. Inland Empire was a mess.

Watching Christian Bale portray a skeleton in The Machinist isn’t very pleasant but decent movie.

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:03:08 PM EST

[#37]

In before "Blue Caprice"?

If so, "Blue Caprice".

If their budget was more than about $1500, they got screwed.

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:04:21 PM EST

[#38]

Driving Miss Daisy. The car chases were as bad as a kid in a Cozy Coup, The shootout at the bank looked fake.

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:06:21 PM EST

[#39]

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Irreversible.

Especially if you have a subwoofer. Deliberately audio engineered to make you sick while watching.

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First thing they came to my mind. Kind of a great mindfuck otherwise.

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:08:10 PM EST

[#40]

The Preacher's Wife

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:09:08 PM EST

[#41]

Robot Jox

Ishtar

Con Air

Face Off

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:13:49 PM EST

[#42]

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Chainsaw Hookers.

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Sounds like tuesday afternoon for me...

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:14:23 PM EST

[#43]

OC and Stiggs (1985).

The series of stories in National Lampoon just didn't translate to film. Can't believe Robert Altman actually directed this.

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:16:10 PM EST

[#44]

Unstoppable. About the runaway train.

It should have been called unwatchable

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:17:34 PM EST

[#45]

Manos: Hands of Fate

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:19:27 PM EST

[#46]

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Bird Box

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Came here to post this. That movie sucked so bad.

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:53:05 PM EST

[#47]

Salo has already been mentioned, so I will offer Trolls 2.

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:55:28 PM EST

[#48]

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Never saw it. What made it so bad?

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The Thin Red Line. Wife and I actually walked out of the theater. What a steaming pile of shit.

Wife and I stayed, betting it fucking HAD to get better.
Neither one believing it would get better.
Worst movie I ever watched until the end.

Txl

Never saw it. What made it so bad?

All of it.... Literally

For me it was the constant flashbacks

I think it boils down to the fact that it was marketed as a war movie, but it was really a terrible attempt at a movie about the impact of war on a person...….I think

Posted: 1/20/2019 8:55:55 PM EST

[#49]

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National Treasure

Or, just about anything with Nick Cage in it, including Con Air.

What a hack.

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He may eventually be forgiven for "Raising Arizona", but it will be this...close.

ETA: easily misinterpreted...forgiven because of "Raising Arizona".