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I live in a small town in Louisiana.  I had one hit me and start to take off.  Not thinking, I reached in his window and grabbed his shirt and called him everything in the book.  He was shocked, and turned off his car.  Cop got there about a minute later and interviewed me and my passenger, then interviewed the peep.

When he came back over to me, he said "The jig said that you verbally abused him".  I told him you bet your ass I did.  He's lucky I didn't kick his ass.

Cop smiled and said "You can go.  He's getting charged".  ??