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Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:18:59 PM EDT
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Um, where do I get a machine like that? Asking for a friend.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:20:40 PM EDT
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Does your UPS driver look like this?

Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:25:56 PM EDT
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I don’t follow this place like you guys I guess. So it was a lie in an attempt to get attention? OP is an attention whore?
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Your momma always said you were as sharp as a bowl of jello.


I don’t follow this place like you guys I guess. So it was a lie in an attempt to get attention? OP is an attention whore?


More parody than lie; it's in reference to the UPS union salary increase. People post retarded stuff all the time, for reasons that I can't fathom.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:30:35 PM EDT
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BBC?  I know - us Yankees just can't compete with those British Accents!!!
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:33:01 PM EDT
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Many on GD will be enthralled as they also share BBC fantasies.
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this
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:33:12 PM EDT
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pics or it didn't happen
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Of the BBC?

I got you bro.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:34:09 PM EDT
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More parody than lie; it's in reference to the UPS union salary increase. People post retarded stuff all the time, for reasons that I can't fathom.
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Shows how much I stay up to date with the news these days
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:37:51 PM EDT
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My daughter told me she was so happy she was finally getting BBC.  It took me a minute to realize she was referring to her new satellite dish.  Big Dr. Who fan . . .
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:39:14 PM EDT
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Girlfriend....
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:41:33 PM EDT
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The parody threads should be coming along soon.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:42:43 PM EDT
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Any mention of chili dogs and tossing salads? You know, since OP is known for his culinary skills…
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:46:51 PM EDT
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This is because you work at Wendy's.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:47:09 PM EDT
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Good riddance IMHO.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:47:17 PM EDT
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That’s my fetish.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:49:40 PM EDT
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BBC America doesn't have too awful programs.    

Other than the woke Dr Who crap.    

They have a Bond weekend every year or every other year or so.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:54:55 PM EDT
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Buy her a nice present, take her out to a celebratory dinner and at the end of th e dinner, thank her sincerely for making it so easy for you.

She helped you dodge a bullet, you ought to have nothing but warm and fond feelings for her, when you think about her again, if ever.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 1:57:11 PM EDT
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Hope you jumped in the shower and railed it out one last time before giving her the heave ho.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:03:09 PM EDT
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Nothing about op is real unless he's on the spectrum.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:04:24 PM EDT
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Wait, what? you can make $170K delivering packages for UPS?
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:06:18 PM EDT
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Not much competition when you're living with your parents working part time at Wendy's.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:06:50 PM EDT
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I am so surprised with the personal stuff people share on here. Did this really happen or is it a troll post??

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Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:13:57 PM EDT
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I am so surprised with the personal stuff people share on here. Did this really happen or is it a troll post??

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It's bullshit.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:15:16 PM EDT
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She should get a bar code tramp stamp.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:20:37 PM EDT
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Wait, what? you can make $170K delivering packages for UPS?
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Yes, have you been living under a rock?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ups-drivers-170000-pay-benefits-compensation/
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:26:51 PM EDT
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Looked into it. Apparently you have slave away in a warehouse for 5+ years and have seniority before being considered for driver.

With this pay bump I'm sure it will be even harder now.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:32:09 PM EDT
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If you're undersized, order a package with some lube and find a new place to live.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:37:03 PM EDT
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I remember a time when manly men would take care of business. Now, we have the OP.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:40:22 PM EDT
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More parody than lie; it's in reference to the UPS union salary increase. People post retarded stuff all the time, for reasons that I can't fathom.
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Your momma always said you were as sharp as a bowl of jello.


I don’t follow this place like you guys I guess. So it was a lie in an attempt to get attention? OP is an attention whore?


More parody than lie; it's in reference to the UPS union salary increase. People post retarded stuff all the time, for reasons that I can't fathom.


OP could get banned for posting Parody.    It’s been disallowed for over a decade.

If they don’t get him for Parody violations, they could get him on Racial Humor.     It’s been frowned upon for years, but it’s basically zero tolerance at this point.      God speed OP.   We will say “he tried”.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:41:26 PM EDT
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At least she didn't leave you for the fat housewife next door because she has something you don't:


A Big Beautiful Cooch.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:47:18 PM EDT
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ConfoundZ  is that you?
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:50:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:52:49 PM EDT
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Anyone in this pic look familiar?
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Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:53:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:53:59 PM EDT
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Admit it! Your jobless, lazy broke ass ain’t never had no girlfriend!
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:54:49 PM EDT
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So you have moved on from shitty ohio food trolling to just shitty trolling in general now?
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:55:29 PM EDT
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I just realized OP is WoWPro.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 2:58:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:02:59 PM EDT
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OP User name fits like a hotdog down a hallway.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:04:00 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:07:09 PM EDT
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I would have at least texted him from her phone saying “I’m pregnant!  We need to get married ASAP.  I’m sure you’re gonna be an awesome dad!!”
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Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:12:56 PM EDT
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Looked into it. Apparently you have slave away in a warehouse for 5+ years and have seniority before being considered for driver.

With this pay bump I'm sure it will be even harder now.
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Looked into it. Apparently you have slave away in a warehouse for 5+ years and have seniority before being considered for driver.

With this pay bump I'm sure it will be even harder now.



It’s not nearly the increase it looks like because UPS is misleading you with the numbers. Over a 5 year period the hourly rate increases by $7.50. Not bad but with current inflation…
It’s really about $15,000 more than now end of the contract. The insurance and pension contributions are worth close to 60k alone.
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:13:43 PM EDT
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Has DeeJ returned with a new user name?
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:29:21 PM EDT
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Adam22 is that you?
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:31:21 PM EDT
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He was probably just a MUCH better cook than you.  Probably even had a Big Black Crockpot.
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I dont know...............they are from Ohio
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:31:52 PM EDT
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I wish we could rate threads "Ohio"
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:34:35 PM EDT
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So she left the SCWG for the BBC
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:35:33 PM EDT
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Couple of things my friend.
You found out she was cheating...and she still had to make the call to leave?

You're living with her outside of marriage.

She already views you as the safe bet to pay half the bills while she keeps her feelers out there for fun and fornication.

Respect yourself enough to walk away from ladies who only need bills paid.
Respect yourself (and your future wife) enough to place lasting relationship in a covenant of marriage vs. housemates with benefits.

Buy a Bible and hit up a local Church that has a mens group. Dump the worlds game of empty sex and vaporware relationships.

Seek firstbthe Kingdom Of God...put on the whole armor of God and stand against the plots of Darkness.
There is a way..or a plan that seems right to a man..but the end will be death.

Church Finder
Link Posted: 8/23/2023 3:37:37 PM EDT
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I like when people reaffirm their status as a gray bar
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