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Posted: 12/20/2018 12:04:33 PM EDT
We usually prepare a turkey.  But whatever makes them happy, right?
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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:13:36 PM EDT
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  Say "Sure thing, kids.  Who will get the white meat and who will get the dark meat?  And do you want Persian, Siamese or Tabby?  I hear Persian is tender and delicious."
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:19:08 PM EDT
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Good one.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:19:39 PM EDT
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Don't Hurt the Kitties.  Go down to the shelter and get the kid a cat to play with and care for...then it can destroy your Christmas Tree

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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:23:02 PM EDT
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I absolutely love cats but I just can't eat a whole one all by myself.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:24:01 PM EDT
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Don't do it.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:30:11 PM EDT
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Kill it in front of them and teach them a few ways to skin it.

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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:33:49 PM EDT
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My son wants a guinea pig.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:42:17 PM EDT
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Get a male cat (Maine Coons are awesome) or kitten and then make sure it's neutered....
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:42:36 PM EDT
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what do you want OP

black cat

brown and white cat

white and black cat

black and white

long cat

fat and short cat



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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:47:44 PM EDT
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what do you want OP

black cat

brown and white cat

white and black cat

black and white

long cat

fat and short cat



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That's a lot of pussy
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:49:29 PM EDT
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I agree I've had 3 males and 2 females in my day.  The males have always been cool, one of the females we had was a complete bitch the other was chill AF though sadly we only had her for about 3 months before she had to be put down cause her liver was failing
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:50:33 PM EDT
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They're telling you they want to move out.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:51:54 PM EDT
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Most Maine Coons are awesome but there are some that are not.  I have one that is only friendly when he is being fed and otherwise will not interact with anyone other than the other cat.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 12:55:22 PM EDT
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My last cat loved Xmas trees.  Be warned.
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Like, for target practice? I mean, moving targets are better for training purposes.
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Go find one or rescue one.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:17:14 PM EDT
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Give me your address, and I'll send you some cats. I have spares.

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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:22:39 PM EDT
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So did mine.

One day out of nowhere the cat goes running by squealing and runs straight into a wall. Gets up and keeps running. He had about 7" of tinsel hanging out his butthole with a turd ball on the end. Once I pulled out the other 5" he was fine
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Spend the extra $20 and get him a nice Irish girl.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:31:01 PM EDT
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We can't even put up a tree because of the cats.
Those little fuckers just love those things, would destroy one in just a few hours.
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So did mine.

One day out of nowhere the cat goes running by squealing and runs straight into a wall. Gets up and keeps running. He had about 7" of tinsel hanging out his butthole with a turd ball on the end. Once I pulled out the other 5" he was fine
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So did mine.

One day out of nowhere the cat goes running by squealing and runs straight into a wall. Gets up and keeps running. He had about 7" of tinsel hanging out his butthole with a turd ball on the end. Once I pulled out the other 5" he was fine
We call that "getting chased by the poo monster" at our house.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:40:04 PM EDT
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I wouldn't turn down pussy on X-mas...
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:41:09 PM EDT
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That's hilarious....we called it the "doody monster"
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:43:53 PM EDT
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what do you want OP

black cat

brown and white cat

white and black cat

black and white

long cat

fat and short cat



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Don't Hurt the Kitties.  Go down to the shelter and get the kid a cat to play with and care for...then it can destroy your Christmas Tree

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what do you want OP

black cat

brown and white cat

white and black cat

black and white

long cat

fat and short cat



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INFINITE KITTIES
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:43:59 PM EDT
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Shoot me an address, OP, and I'll send you some chile blend.

http://penderys.com/chile-blend-chiltomaline.html

Just add some garlic.  The Penderys didn't yet know how to dehydrate garlic in the late 1800's.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:48:49 PM EDT
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How To Wrap A Cat For Christmas
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:52:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 1:52:09 PM EDT
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If you have to ask your wife for a little pussy for Christmas you have other problems.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 2:55:32 PM EDT
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I have 6 cats - w/Gregory Brothers
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 3:06:48 PM EDT
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INFINITE KITTIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ELMKkHEDU
That girl cracks me up.

She can get a little SJW, but overall, I like her.

One of the few youtube channels I subscribe to.

Things Only Cat People Understand (ft. Mike Diva)
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 3:15:48 PM EDT
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Christmas kitty agrees.
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That girl cracks me up.

She can get a little SJW, but overall, I like her.

One of the few youtube channels I subscribe to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYSIuZzqNQ
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INFINITE KITTIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ELMKkHEDU
That girl cracks me up.

She can get a little SJW, but overall, I like her.

One of the few youtube channels I subscribe to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYSIuZzqNQ
This made my day, lol..
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 3:18:32 PM EDT
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You will have to kill it 9 times....good luck...
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 3:19:24 PM EDT
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You will have to kill it 9 times....good luck...
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You will have to kill it 9 times....good luck...
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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 3:21:00 PM EDT
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Never
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 3:38:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 3:48:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 3:52:33 PM EDT
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If you're serious, don't get a cat. Get a kitten instead. A kitten will grow a stronger family bond that a grown cat.
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If you not trolling you and you get a kitten YOU HAVE TO GET TWO OF THEM so they beat the shit out of each other and NOT YOUR HOUSE.  That is the secret to life.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 4:05:30 PM EDT
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Cats are great

Fred, destroyer of all things shiny
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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 4:17:31 PM EDT
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All fake trees in this thread.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 6:02:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 6:33:56 PM EDT
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What is with you all allowing your cats to destroy Christmas trees?

My cat touched an ornament on the tree once this year, I yelled "cat, knock it off" and he hasn't touched the tree again.
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 6:39:40 PM EDT
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Yes, dooo it, get two. Make one a black kitty. I had my little Chica for 11 years. She was by far the most wonderful little creature I have met. Bombay cats are wonderful.
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Yes, dooo it, get two. Make one a black kitty. I had my little Chica for 11 years. She was by far the most wonderful little creature I have met. Bombay cats are wonderful.
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Link Posted: 12/20/2018 6:46:26 PM EDT
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what do you want OP

black cat

brown and white cat

white and black cat

black and white

long cat

fat and short cat



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Where is the Cat in the Hat?!
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 7:14:57 PM EDT
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Steer them towards a guinea pig.

Dee-fucking-lish.

GuineaPigDinner by FredMan, on Flickr
Link Posted: 12/20/2018 7:19:23 PM EDT
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Such a beauty. It will be six months on Christmas that I had to put her down. Pics made me cry.
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I'm sorry.

Black cats really are the best. I've got the big goofy bombay and a tux... both awesome buddies.



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