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Posted: 6/3/2017 9:44:48 PM EST

My wife and I were estranged for a couple of years. We both went our ways but never divorced. We've been back together for a while now. The weird thing for me is she is now friends with my former girl friend from when we were split. They hang out all the time. They're on the porch right now, have been hanging out for the past 3 hours. She knows she's my ex girl friend, she knows we lived together for 2 years. I'm uncomfortable with their friendship, should I be?

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:45:37 PM EST

[#1]

Your life insurance benefactor is who?

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:45:56 PM EST

[#2]

In!!!

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:46:14 PM EST

[#3]

Get out your phone and record them to see if they do any lesbian stuff.

Oh and hold the phone horizontally.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:46:19 PM EST

[#4]

GD says do both

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:46:21 PM EST

[#5]

3-some?

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:46:26 PM EST

[#6]

Sounds like the intro to a future Jerry Springer episode.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:46:37 PM EST

[#7]

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:46:42 PM EST

[#8]

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My daughter, thankfully.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:46:46 PM EST

[#9]

Eject

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:46:52 PM EST

[#10]

Easy 3-way

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:46:59 PM EST

[#11]

Threesome coming up!

Get ready OP, or a massive shit storm.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:47:18 PM EST

[#12]

A smart man, might enjoy some fun if he played his cards right..just sayin....

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:47:33 PM EST

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Just. Run.

And change your name 3 times.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:47:51 PM EST

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Get out your phone and record them to see if they do any lesbian stuff.

Oh and hold the phone horizontally.

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Sad that you have to explain how to properly record video.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:47:58 PM EST

[#15]

Threesome is not happening. My wife and I have great sex, the ex and I was godawful.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:48:42 PM EST

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The punishment for vertical videos should be 30 years of hard labor.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:49:27 PM EST

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Threesome is not happening. My wife and I have great sex, the ex and I was godawful.

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Posted: 6/3/2017 9:49:38 PM EST

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3-some?

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No.

3-some!!

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:50:41 PM EST

[#19]

The possible outcomes:

All will be fine, no problems. 0.01% chance

Threesome 0.99%

Shit will hit the fan 99%

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:51:11 PM EST

[#20]

In!

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:51:24 PM EST

[#21]

Lame attempt to distract from Londonstan massacre.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:51:28 PM EST

[#22]

menage a trois.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:52:18 PM EST

[#23]

In for the 3 way

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:52:44 PM EST

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What happens if they have an awesome twosome and leave you out?....go with the flow....

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:53:33 PM EST

[#25]

Threesome!!!

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:53:37 PM EST

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Yep, time to stop hanging and start banging!

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:55:00 PM EST

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Threesome is not happening. My wife and I have great sex, the ex and I was godawful.

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Maybe the 'ex and the wife will have really great sex, as long as you stay out of the way...

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:56:17 PM EST

[#28]

Reminds me of Kevin from Shameless.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:56:17 PM EST

[#29]

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:56:24 PM EST

[#30]

Nice.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:56:47 PM EST

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GD says do both

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He already has I think.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:57:04 PM EST

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Threesome is not happening. My wife and I have great sex, the ex and I was godawful.

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"Great" according to whom?

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:57:05 PM EST

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yep

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:57:11 PM EST

[#34]

Hold the phone sideways/horizontal/widescreen. One job to do.

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:57:58 PM EST

[#35]

Play this loud

Pornosonic--Unreleased 70's Porno Music (Full Album)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ljLPZEfjs

Posted: 6/3/2017 9:59:05 PM EST

[#36]

Repeat after me " fuck it I'm foing "

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:00:17 PM EST

[#37]

What's that country song where both women show up at the funeral and share a knowing glance, then walk away....

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:01:17 PM EST

[#38]

Dude run... They are plotting how to destroy you together right now...

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:01:58 PM EST

[#39]

Meh, nut in both their mouths and call it night. Sleep like a champ.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:04:17 PM EST

[#40]

After all this time they've talked about you as much as they can. Just enjoy it.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:04:22 PM EST

[#41]

when in doubt, whip it out

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:04:32 PM EST

[#42]

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Posted: 6/3/2017 10:05:13 PM EST

[#43]

They are out there talking about you right now. Comparing notes and laughing.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:05:23 PM EST

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Even better, she can give her lessons. Use that as a way to introduce a threesome

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:05:48 PM EST

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"Great" according to whom?

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Threesome is not happening. My wife and I have great sex, the ex and I was godawful.

"Great" according to whom?

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:06:38 PM EST

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First thought.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:06:39 PM EST

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Wife is 5'4 120lbs, we've been fucking for 12 years. We know what makes each other tick rather well. Ex is a bigger girl, lame in bed. She didn't do anything except give GREAT head.

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:07:03 PM EST

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Posted: 6/3/2017 10:07:52 PM EST

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Wife is 5'4 120lbs, we've been fucking for 12 years. We know what makes each other tick rather well. Ex is a bigger girl, lame in bed. She didn't do anything except give GREAT head.

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Great reason for ATM

Posted: 6/3/2017 10:07:56 PM EST

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