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Posted: 9/4/2023 4:12:54 PM EDT

I think it's happening.

NASA holds top secret conferences to discuss what the space agency should do if its $10B James Webb telescope finds ALIENS, scientist reveals

A NASA scientist has revealed the space agency has discussed what they should do if the James Webb telescope finds evidence of aliens. Dr Michelle Thaller, NASA's assistant director of science communication, said they were open to the possibility the powerful telescope may discover new forms of life. 'We actually work with SETI - the search for extraterrestrial intelligence,' said Thaller. 'There are extra scientists that are searching the sky for signs of alien civilizations.

'We've had conferences about what happens if the James Webb Space Telescope observes an atmosphere of a planet around another star and we see things that don't look natural.' She said suspicious signs could be pollution coming from a planet, and said that she felt it was only a matter of time before alien life was detected - perhaps microbial life on Venus, Mars, or Saturn's largest moon, Titan.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12477453/nasa-james-webb-telescope-alien-life.html

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Posted: 9/4/2023 4:13:49 PM EDT

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so when do we get to fight the aliens and will maggie be there?

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:16:44 PM EDT

[#2]

Kill all they send

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:17:19 PM EDT

[#3]

"Uh, attention citizens... they are coming and will and soon across our planet. We are powerless to stop them. We at NASA wish you to remain calm, form orderly lines for anal probing, lube will be released from FEMA stockpiles, that is all. Good night, and pepper your angus."

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:17:58 PM EDT

[#4]

They need to justify the money and how to get more of it.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:18:39 PM EDT

[#5]

Government distraction from all the egregious acts of government.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:19:48 PM EDT

[#6]

Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:25:17 PM EDT

[#7]

Just tell Gen X. I don't think its going to change our lives much.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:25:20 PM EDT

[#8]

"If."

It's a mighty big word.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:27:58 PM EDT

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They also hold meetings on how to handle world ending asteroid strikes even though like aliens, there is no chance of an asteroid strike happening any time soon.

It's just wishful thinking and wastefulness on their part. Nasa is amazingly good as wasting money on stuff that does not matter and has no value to any one.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:27:59 PM EDT

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They are already avoiding the poles of Mars because that is the most likely place for life. Don't want to risk contaminating it with Earth life.
So it seems like they have a plan.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:29:14 PM EDT

[#11]

how is it top secret if the Daily Mail is reporting on it?

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:29:32 PM EDT

[#12]

Send the Marines.. breed the crunchy fuckers out of existence

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:30:03 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/4/2023 4:30:07 PM EDT

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Eventually they'll stop sending?

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:30:38 PM EDT

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We were talking about this last night. I don't see it ending well.

If they are a hostile race that has the ability for deep space travel... we're fucked.

If they are an advanced, decent race, they'll likely see what a shitshow we are and likely an eventual danger, so... again we're fucked.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:30:45 PM EDT

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If the 4chan "leaker" was to be believed, they should spin that sucker around if they want to find aliens.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:32:12 PM EDT

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Space aliens 100% exist, how’s this even controversial? Math proves they exist, I don’t need the government to tell me. It’s like being a tribe on a remote is
And who’s never seen anyone else assuming they are the only people .

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:32:29 PM EDT

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Could you imagine having to hear about "diversity, equity, and inclusion" problems on ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET WE HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING ON? And we will be expected to care.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:32:29 PM EDT

[#19]

If the meetings are so top secret how come we are hearing they are having them.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:39:18 PM EDT

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As it turns out aliens do have weed, ask any border town and see.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:41:55 PM EDT

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The tabloid headline is the only place claiming the meetings were Top Secret. Probably not a bad thing to plan for. Imagine if aliens arrive and they are atheists or followers of Islam. The world (and GD) would go nuts.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:42:16 PM EDT

[#22]

If they really want to find aliens just look for day labor at the Home depot.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:42:17 PM EDT

[#23]

I'm sure they'll just decide to do what they always do. Lie.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:44:41 PM EDT

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"Uh, attention citizens... they are coming and will and soon across our planet. We are powerless to stop them. We at NASA wish you to remain calm, form orderly lines for anal probing, lube will be released from FEMA stockpiles, that is all. Good night, and pepper your angus."

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You mean it’s going to be free? That always costs extra.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:47:14 PM EDT

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There's already written and established DoD policies on that subject.

Poor NASA might find themselves in disagreement with a young sergeant from Iowa driving an M1A1 tank someday.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:48:04 PM EDT

[#26]

they're already south of the border, why do they need a telescope for that?

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:48:21 PM EDT

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I think so.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:51:07 PM EDT

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My DoD agency had zero to do with combat.

Every year when we would have a World Wide assembly there was an on-going joke it was to plan the invasion of Mexico. It was a joke based on the directors LOVE for fresh Mexican food he would get in Los Angeles while visiting from DC. The joke went on for years and years. It got put into the official agenda a couple of times, there was even a slide up on the screen between meetings with the DMA's Planning for the Invasion of Mexico (Codename: Taco Tuesday).

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:54:53 PM EDT

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Space aliens 100% exist, how’s this even controversial? Math proves they exist, I don’t need the government to tell me. It’s like being a tribe on a remote is
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No it doesn't, unless you make several as yet unsupported assumptions.

There's no reason to make any of those assumptions with a sample size of one solar system with one planet with any detectable life.

Find life on Mars or Venus or one of Jupiter's or Saturn's moons (or even in the atmosphere of one of the gas giants for that matter) and I'll grant you that there's a good reason to think life exists elsewhere. At least in some form.

But even then, what kind of life? Remember... most of the history of life on earth is microbial. Its possible that life is abundant throughout the universe but the conditions for anything more complicated than microbes are rarer than hens teeth.

Posted: 9/4/2023 4:55:31 PM EDT

[#30]

astronaut jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddD80NAmLJM

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:05:44 PM EDT

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How is it even possible that the webb telescope could even remotely have the technological capability of seeing alien life? This isn't a Nikon camera watching your mom through the bedroom windows. With her hefty supple breasts and bodacious body...

Errm.. I'll be in my bunk looking for lifeforms.

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:09:59 PM EDT

[#32]

The meetings aren't secret at all.

The assistant science communications director announced them to a media outlet on the internet.

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:11:41 PM EDT

[#33]

I do this in the name of barfcom, for all humanity

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:12:10 PM EDT

[#34]

We can ill afford another Klendathu!

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:13:09 PM EDT

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Who is she?

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:13:14 PM EDT

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I’m sure the government isn’t lying this time

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:13:44 PM EDT

[#37]

Now we can send them and the Pentagon trillions more to defend us from them.

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:14:00 PM EDT

[#38]

Must not be too secret.

Why don’t they just ask the government?

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:14:44 PM EDT

[#39]

Talk with butt cheeks like Ace Ventura

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:21:16 PM EDT

[#40]

Alien life certainly exists. Distance is the problem.

18Z50

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:24:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/4/2023 5:25:59 PM EDT

[#42]

Discovering it is no problem.
Finding it on earth would be.

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:28:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/4/2023 5:29:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 9/4/2023 5:30:27 PM EDT

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This shit is nothing more than a distraction. Hell, unfortunately NASA is barely even relevant anymore due to cuts.

Odd how this shit always comes out when a new revelation or event happens around the governing class or the DOJ...

DoJ rejects congressional sunpoena? "ALIENS! LOOK ALIENS!!"

I'm over this shit.

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:30:29 PM EDT

[#46]

Bullshit.

This is just another distraction from some Joe Briben or Hunter Briben scandal.

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:31:17 PM EDT

[#47]

they already in anartica

Posted: 9/4/2023 5:31:55 PM EDT

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I think it's happening.

NASA holds top secret conferences to discuss what the space agency should do if its $10B James Webb telescope finds ALIENS, scientist reveals

A NASA scientist has revealed the space agency has discussed what they should do if the James Webb telescope finds evidence of aliens. Dr Michelle Thaller, NASA's assistant director of science communication, said they were open to the possibility the powerful telescope may discover new forms of life. 'We actually work with SETI - the search for extraterrestrial intelligence,' said Thaller. 'There are extra scientists that are searching the sky for signs of alien civilizations.

'We've had conferences about what happens if the James Webb Space Telescope observes an atmosphere of a planet around another star and we see things that don't look natural.' She said suspicious signs could be pollution coming from a planet, and said that she felt it was only a matter of time before alien life was detected - perhaps microbial life on Venus, Mars, or Saturn's largest moon, Titan.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12477453/nasa-james-webb-telescope-alien-life.html

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They wont tell a soul.