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Jesus is on record (in the bible) for telling the disciples to carry swords...

I forget the exact passage, but he tells them to take care of themselves

eta :beaten with the reference....

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No, Jesus would not wear a sidearm.  

But if you flash your piece out on the lane, he'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass, and pull the trigger until it goes "click".

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Jesus didn't write the constitution, and place a restriction on the government to stay the fuck away from my pistol...so not a fuck is given what he'd do or what Christians think he'd do.

BTW, if you read the Bible and come away with the idea that Jesus was an advocate of self-defense, especially for himself, you're fucking high. Luke 22:36 (especially in context) does not cancel out, or even begin to cancel out, the many instances in which Jesus is clearly a pacifist and opposed to even meaningful violence.


Turning the other cheek wasn't about a Glock, for he or his flock. (hey, that rhymes)
 

We all put as much stock in that lesson, right? Right?

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You can consider a NYT employee expounding on religion.



Or you can listen to me explain quantum physics without the aid of cut and paste.





Equally pointless.