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Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:27:46 PM EDT
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My dad had a descented pet skunk when he was a kid.





Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:28:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:28:38 PM EDT
[#3]
Any type of Hawk, Eagle, or Falcon
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:29:50 PM EDT
[#4]
If they can be humanely made safe, King Cobra.
Savannah Cat
Norwegian Forest Cat
Caracal
Raven/Crow

One that I actually expect and intend to get at some point, is the Black Rat Snake. They're just adorable, and large.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:30:16 PM EDT
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When I was younger I was fishing out on a dock and was approached by two otters who kept getting into my bait bucket and stealing shrimp. Finally pulled it out of the water and they followed.

They were cool enough to let me hand feed them. Made silly noises. Seemed pretty nice too. Behavior kind of reminded me of a Ferret. I heard they can mess you up if they feel like it.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:36:41 PM EDT
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Dad's friend had one named Jake.
He could make some odd sounds for a crow.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:38:25 PM EDT
[#8]
I had a mud puppy, a newt, and a hog-nosed snake.

What I wanted was a roc.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:41:20 PM EDT
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I think it'd be cool to have a Great Horned Owl that lives outside and is completely free but will come down for snacks and petting any time you want it to.

Can I have one of these?



Honestly I'd just be happy to settle for a couple of horses if I had a suitable place for them.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:59:12 PM EDT
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A Harbor seal....wanted one since i was a kid....and i still kinda do.

Namu and Shamu(killer whales) were kept at my grandparents cove when i was really young......so i am sure thats why i thought a harbor seal would be a neat pet( but just a snack for namu) also grew up watching Flipper, a dolphin didnt seem practical.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 3:59:42 PM EDT
[#11]
Already have had F2 Savannahs, current one is a loyal lap cat.
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Had a chance to get a wild mink I met on a MUP in the middle of nowhere, but I think it would have kicked my ass.  He enjoyed a piece of my RX Bar that I gave him.  I’d love to have a wild mink, him and my Savannah would be best friends I’m sure, lol.
Here’s the little guy that came bounding up to me on the trail.
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With a bit of energy bar in his mouth.
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I’d absolutely own a mountain lion from a kitten, but food would cost a lot.  They’re just big kitties after all, and purr like diesels when happy.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:00:32 PM EDT
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And orangutan so he can run around in the passenger side of my truck with the window down and give the middle finger.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:02:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:02:06 PM EDT
[#14]
Xenomorph
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[#15]
A bear. They seem like giant dogs.
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[#16]
Kangaroo.

If I get some disposable money, I want to get a breeding pair and 'accidentally' release them into the wilds of Arizona.

By accident.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:04:57 PM EDT
[#17]
A cat that poops ice cream and can pick winning lottery numbers.
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[#18]
Minx
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[#20]
I have always wanted a wombat.

Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:06:53 PM EDT
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So it would purr after it chews your neck open?

An otter would be neat.   They would need lots of things to do probably.

A friendly crow that would stay around would be neat.  Maybe.  Until they start stealing all sorts of little things you leave around.

An elephant could come in handy helping out pull firewood and such out of the woods.   But too expensive to feed.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:07:00 PM EDT
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Eh, they melt the furniture.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:07:50 PM EDT
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I'd say ocelot, but I hear they're assholes.
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It's because they are desperate for stuff to play with.   It's like Meow-schwitz in most homes.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:08:18 PM EDT
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They look really chill.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:10:43 PM EDT
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A few Pygmy Marmosets would be pretty cool I think.
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[#27]
a Pangolin would be badass.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:11:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Emily, after all we are animals.

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[#29]
A leopard or snow leopard.

I have an F4 Bengal now so I'm working my way up.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:14:22 PM EDT
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But more realistically, a Savannah cat, or a big old Maine Coon may fit the bill.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:23:44 PM EDT
[#32]
Stripper
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[#33]
A mob of meerkats.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:27:44 PM EDT
[#34]
I want a Shoebill Stork that walks around my yard and scares the shit out of anyone that comes close.

Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:30:26 PM EDT
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Had one as a kid in Asia and want another Mongoose. Or a Bunyip.
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[#36]
Tarsier
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I want a mountain lion and a hawk.
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Pablo Escobar had a bunch of pet hippos. Now Colombia has a fuckload like 135 wild hippos. Apparently with no predators or draught to kill them off they breed biggy time.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:51:36 PM EDT
[#40]
Spotted ass.

There actually is (was?) a breed organization for them.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:52:11 PM EDT
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They have those things at Disney World and one time I went there a bunch of them were hanging upside down like that and one of them started sucking its own dick and completely finished inside its own mouth while a whole group of kids watched no joke.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:53:29 PM EDT
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Long before this place existed and gave birth to the Aimless I always thought a full grown emperor penguin would be a cool pet.

Bitches love four foot tall flightless birds in tuxedos.



After doing some research it seems keeping one would require some work on my part so I have decided on just getting a mountain lion.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:53:36 PM EDT
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I want a whole flock of roadrunners in my backyard
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:53:50 PM EDT
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Wolverine.
You want to die? Because that's how you die.
Aw, they're not so bad...

Wolverine Attacks Guide....WITH CUDDLES (Summer Vlog #4)
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:58:56 PM EDT
[#45]
A crow, or a roadrunner.
Had a roadrunner that would come around whenever I was outside. I would flip her little pieces of meat when I was cutting up a deer or hog.
If I ignored her she would coo, like a dove. They are the most badass birds on the planet. Anyone who thinks different has never seen one kill a rattlesnake.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 4:59:35 PM EDT
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Emerald Tree Monitor.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:00:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:04:41 PM EDT
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Pair of crows.
Link Posted: 5/31/2019 5:04:57 PM EDT
[#50]
Ocelot.
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