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Link Posted: 6/1/2019 12:13:56 AM EDT
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This guy is my hero. I want a Polar Bear......

The Only Man In The World Who Can Swim With A Polar Bear: Grizzly Man
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 12:15:55 AM EDT
[#2]
Orca. I would name him Shitty Steve.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 1:37:10 AM EDT
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Platypus

Sugar Glider
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Friend of mine has a Sugar Glider. It loves to climb all over me. And pee all over me.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 1:47:07 AM EDT
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All my life I've wanted a Protoceratops.

Plant eater that gets about as big as a full grown sow.

Link Posted: 6/1/2019 1:57:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2019 2:31:35 AM EDT
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A stripper
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Would a lot lizard work?

A clean one that's had all it's shots.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 3:49:48 AM EDT
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"Who's a good girl?  Who's a good girl?  Does her need some belly rubs?"
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 6:57:21 AM EDT
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Wolverine.
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Link Posted: 6/1/2019 7:05:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2019 6:40:11 PM EDT
[#10]
Sumerian rat-Monkey.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 6:49:18 PM EDT
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Platypus

Sugar Glider
Friend of mine has a Sugar Glider. It loves to climb all over me. And pee all over me.
So you excite it so much it pees on you?
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 6:52:35 PM EDT
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Babcat.  My grandma had one when I was a little guy.

I already had coons and squirrels when growing up.
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Came here to say Bobcat. The mid sized felines are really cool animals.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 7:32:56 PM EDT
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I want an ant eater to sic on the fireant mounds in the yard.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 7:40:33 PM EDT
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Vietnamese pot bellied pig.   Cute and smart.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 7:46:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Cassowary
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 7:48:50 PM EDT
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Mine can't jump that high she's just an F7C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxbmv1YzraE
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I subscribed to your YouTube channel so I hope to see more cat videos.

I have always thought hyenas or African wild dogs would be cool, like buddy had in Gladiator. Sloths are hilarious and apparently quite personable.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 8:29:51 PM EDT
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One is available in Florida. It killed its owner and last I heard was going to auction.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 8:45:32 PM EDT
[#18]
waking up with enzo the tiger
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 8:51:18 PM EDT
[#19]
Porno chick.

Leash-trained.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 11:14:38 PM EDT
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A skunk, who in their right mind would fuck with someone walking a skunk on a leash? Bonus if it is an "emotional support animal".

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This, but I want a "hot" skunk, that sprays on command...........
or a possum, sloth, river otters are kind of cool as well.  Maybe a fox or a yote.
Link Posted: 6/1/2019 11:29:27 PM EDT
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This, but I want a "hot" skunk, that sprays on command...........
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A skunk, who in their right mind would fuck with someone walking a skunk on a leash? Bonus if it is an "emotional support animal".

Chris
This, but I want a "hot" skunk, that sprays on command...........
Not as farfetched as you might think. Lots of skunk keepers feel descenting is unnecessary. Training them not to spray isnt far from training them when to spray.
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 8:26:54 AM EDT
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Not as farfetched as you might think. Lots of skunk keepers feel descenting is unnecessary. Training them not to spray isnt far from training them when to spray.
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A skunk, who in their right mind would fuck with someone walking a skunk on a leash? Bonus if it is an "emotional support animal".

Chris
This, but I want a "hot" skunk, that sprays on command...........
Not as farfetched as you might think. Lots of skunk keepers feel descenting is unnecessary. Training them not to spray isnt far from training them when to spray.
An electric shock collar helps greatly with that.
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 8:49:28 AM EDT
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Not as farfetched as you might think. Lots of skunk keepers feel descenting is unnecessary. Training them not to spray isnt far from training them when to spray.
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Sounds like house training a puppy but I imagine if there is an accident instead of wiping up the floor you just burn your house down. I really don't mind mild skunk smell from a distance but up close it is a completely different odor.
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 8:53:36 AM EDT
[#24]
I'd like to have one of these guys.....so long as it really liked me too.

We'd do all sorts of fun shit together.

Link Posted: 6/2/2019 9:00:17 AM EDT
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Escobar money is giraffe time.
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 11:21:11 PM EDT
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Not as farfetched as you might think. Lots of skunk keepers feel descenting is unnecessary. Training them not to spray isnt far from training them when to spray.
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sadly skunks are not legal in my state, not even with a tax stamp.
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 11:25:19 PM EDT
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I'd like to have one of these guys.....so long as it really liked me too.

We'd do all sorts of fun shit together.

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Better make it a female. That way when she decides you are her mate you are pitching and not catching.
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 11:25:59 PM EDT
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GREAT WHITE SHARK
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 11:26:31 PM EDT
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A super dwarf Cayman.  And I will get one when we buy a house.

Have a few reptiles already.
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 11:28:01 PM EDT
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Giant Galapagos tortoise.  He could pull double duty as my coffee table.  

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I almost bought one last year... but I didn't want to deal with the permitting where I live now...

I think I'll just buy an aldabra tort instead. As I said above, I am waiting till we buy a house.
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 11:29:58 PM EDT
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Sounds like house training a puppy but I imagine if there is an accident instead of wiping up the floor you just burn your house down. I really don't mind mild skunk smell from a distance but up close it is a completely different odor.
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Not as farfetched as you might think. Lots of skunk keepers feel descenting is unnecessary. Training them not to spray isnt far from training them when to spray.
Sounds like house training a puppy but I imagine if there is an accident instead of wiping up the floor you just burn your house down. I really don't mind mild skunk smell from a distance but up close it is a completely different odor.
Agreed on all counts. Skunk scent wouldn't be unpleasant at all if it wasn't for the sheer intensity.
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 11:32:12 PM EDT
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Red Panda. Took this while getting a private tour of them. Liked to be petted.

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Red Pandas are in the cat family so that makes sense
Link Posted: 6/2/2019 11:49:56 PM EDT
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A Dick Packing Wookie.
Link Posted: 6/3/2019 9:04:19 AM EDT
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A Dick Packing Wookie.
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Which is a better find that a Fudge Packing Wallaby!
Link Posted: 6/3/2019 9:08:15 AM EDT
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Totally agree on flying foxes. I also think a Fennec Fox would be a cool little pet

Link Posted: 6/3/2019 9:12:49 AM EDT
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Oh you got a pitbull? That's cute.

Really though, listen to this thing growl.
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good god that is an awesomely terrifying killing machine
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