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Posted: 3/10/2020 10:27:25 AM EDT
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lol no shit The only bigger online sausage fest is probably GD  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Surely, women will flock to this site. The only bigger online sausage fest is probably GD |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 10:31:27 AM EDT
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I wonder if the site owners are Peter Gozinya, E.Normus Johnson, or Peter Wang?
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Posted: 3/10/2020 11:29:55 AM EDT
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It's tough in the winter when you are dressed in four layers and you have to take a leak outside.
It's even tougher if you only have a three-layer dick. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 11:30:27 AM EDT
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Now if they created a site for tight snatches... |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 11:31:23 AM EDT
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I am ineligible!  Quote HistoryQuoted:
Those with a member smaller than 5.5 inches, the global average erect penis length, are defined as Dinky Ones and "are eligible to join," the site says, |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 11:33:35 AM EDT
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I did an interesting thought experiment at work a few months back, and posed the question "Would you cut off your pinkie toe (completely painless, under anesthesia) to get an extra inch on your penis?". I was the only guy that said no. All of the girls I asked said no (obviously, if they hypothetically had a penis), because they don't really care about penis size all that much. I think mass pornography has got men all fucked up about Johnson size, and to the extent that it really matters to women, as if strutting around with a covered up stallion cock that girls can't even see in public is somehow going to get them laid more often. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 11:37:47 AM EDT
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Oh god. Only men actually care about penis size
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Posted: 3/10/2020 11:41:32 AM EDT
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Oh god. Only men actually care about penis size 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:54:11 PM EDT
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More than 4,600 ARFCOMERS looked at this thread in less than 12 hours 
There must be some truth to what they say about why men own guns! 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 12:58:36 PM EDT
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is that 5.5 the length or the diameter? asking for a friend.
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Posted: 3/10/2020 1:39:40 PM EDT
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Is there a minimum?
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Posted: 3/10/2020 3:08:31 PM EDT
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Is there a minimum? The position offers instant immortality, with your dick enshrined forever as a new standard. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 4:13:15 PM EDT
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What's next? A dating site for fat chicks only? 
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Posted: 3/10/2020 5:50:22 PM EDT
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Is there a minimum? |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 6:01:08 PM EDT
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Missed the cut off by THIS much
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Posted: 3/10/2020 6:02:49 PM EDT
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Oh god. Only men actually care about penis size Genuine size queens are actually pretty rare though, rarer than women who're afraid of some idiot beating their cervix up anyway. America is a funny place, porn is a 99th percentile industry for the most part, so you've got guys running around with 90th percentile dicks feeling inadequate. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 7:33:28 PM EDT
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I wonder if they audit their male members for truthfulness.  |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 7:40:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2020 7:44:14 PM EDT
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"Don't matter, just don't bite it." Quote HistoryQuoted:
"Don't matter, just don't bite it." |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 7:59:20 PM EDT
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I follow the Team America creed: I'm a dick and I fuck pussies and assholes.
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Posted: 3/10/2020 9:20:02 PM EDT
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Every time I think I have seen it all on here
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Posted: 3/10/2020 9:25:19 PM EDT
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lol. How long before thousands of college bro's and angry ex's create accounts for their unsuspecting targets?
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Posted: 3/10/2020 9:29:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/10/2020 9:31:47 PM EDT
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Where are they measuring from? Top or taint? Asking for a friend. |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 9:49:29 PM EDT
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How about if I can have six toes on each foot and an extra finger on each hand, then I might be able to bottom out on the cervix and my balls come close enough to slap her ass?
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Posted: 3/10/2020 9:53:32 PM EDT
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More than 4,600 ARFCOMERS looked at this thread in less than 12 hours
There must be some truth to what they say about why men own guns! |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 9:56:50 PM EDT
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Figures. At just slightly (and I mean slightly) above average, I can't get into the big dick club, or the small dick club.  |
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Posted: 3/10/2020 11:29:53 PM EDT
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How would you measure that? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Now if they created a site for tight snatches...
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Posted: 3/11/2020 7:23:21 AM EDT
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In before the legendary 2nd wall.
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Posted: 3/11/2020 7:25:03 AM EDT
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Surely, women will flock to this site. 
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