User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 9:08:18 AM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryYes, he accidentally sat on one of his shoes and perforated his ass. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 9:30:50 AM EDT
[#2]
Wow....he’s not looking well for his age.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 9:37:06 AM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wow....he’s not looking well for his age. Come on, that dude is looking super healthy and normal. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 9:38:37 AM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: More shitty straight to video movies to pay for this. Nic Cage doesn't turn down any role. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 9:43:18 AM EDT
[#5]
For those harping on his clothing style...
This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 9:44:37 AM EDT
[#6]
He married that??? That dumb motherfucker just don't learn!!!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:05:57 AM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: good for him Right?! Who cares, I like his movies 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:12:19 AM EDT
[#8]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:25:56 AM EDT
[#9]
Rent to own option is not the way to go with his money.
Lease but do not buy I would be deep in that but wouldn't sign papers for it |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:28:07 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  has he been crying? That picture reminds me of this: 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:32:24 AM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shoulda married Carla. She was the prom queen. Lolololololol |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:34:24 AM EDT
[#12]
How many "young Japanese gals with daddy issues" does this make for him?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:36:18 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Rent to own option is not the way to go with his money. Lease but do not buy I would be deep in that but wouldn't sign papers for it 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:38:40 AM EDT
[#14]
Hope he's got a solid prenup.
Other than that, high-5 to him for having a 26 year old wife. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:41:55 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How many "young Japanese gals with daddy issues" does this make for him? He has a type, yeah? |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:44:10 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hope he's got a solid prenup. Other than that, high-5 to him for having a 26 year old wife. seeking.com |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:46:04 AM EDT
[#17]
He is really trying to be the biggest asshole ever. To much fame for a little brain.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:46:55 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: For those harping on his clothing style... Quote HistoryQuoted: For those harping on his clothing style... This is a snakeskin jacket! And for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief... in personal freedom.  That movie was weird on more levels than most Lynch films. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:48:03 AM EDT
[#19]
Him and Steven Segal looks like they use "Just for Men" at home, instead of paying a hairstylist for a decent job.
They look ridiculous, like the end result of a baby playing with their parents black marker pen |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:48:26 AM EDT
[#20]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:49:35 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryYou’re goddamn right he is. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:50:46 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He looks super pissed and she looks super smug. That's what happens when you marry a gold digger. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:53:28 AM EDT
[#23]
She love him long time?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 10:59:19 AM EDT
[#24]
He looks like Julian from Trailer Park Boys.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 11:04:04 AM EDT
[#25]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 11:07:55 AM EDT
[#26]
dam son
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 11:13:53 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He has a type, yeah? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How many "young Japanese gals with daddy issues" does this make for him? He has a type, yeah? I only remember this one and the previous one, not sure if the pattern goes back further. This one, at least, looks less likely to be in to recreational drugs and body modification. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 11:32:30 AM EDT
[#28]
You either define the meme or it defines you.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 11:39:27 AM EDT
[#29]
She must have given him a great "Happy Ending" at the massage parlor for him to marry her.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 11:42:17 AM EDT
[#30]
Yoko Oh, no.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 12:06:28 PM EDT
[#31]
who cares who he dates or marries... I'm with those that say good for him if they're happy.... it just seems like he could have done better, possibly much better with alittle effort..
he could be shit nuts I suppose.. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 12:37:29 PM EDT
[#32]
With that haircut and face, I think I saw her in the movie Spirited Away playing one of the many ghosts....
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 12:40:49 PM EDT
[#33]
I'm wondering if this is a case of just a poor picture? I've seen plenty of star candid photos where they look less than optimal walking their dog. Seems like dude would pull some pretty premium tail. I don't care how much alimony he's paying.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 12:49:28 PM EDT
[#34]
 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 12:54:58 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryI like his low-key anti-papparazzi clothing style. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 1:08:34 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I like his low-key anti-papparazzi clothing style. Quote HistoryQuoted: I like his low-key anti-papparazzi clothing style. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 1:18:15 PM EDT
[#37]
She looks like an iguana.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 1:18:34 PM EDT
[#38]
My 62 yr old dad married a 19 yr old who looked better than that...and he's no movie star. They've been married 20 years.
WTF w/ Cage!? |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 1:21:02 PM EDT
[#39]
I like Asian women, so good for him. He looks like a bag of shit though.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 4:25:56 PM EDT
[#40]
Cage: How do I look?
Whacko: You look great, that will not do. Put on Jed Clampett's hat and Stevie Wonder's glasses. Might as well carry a toy whale for full effect. Cage: Ok, how about now? Whacko: Nailed it. Grab my hand, let's go!  Attached File |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 5:25:08 PM EDT
[#41]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 5:32:53 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She looks like an Asian version of Ellen from Family Guy: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3725/ellen_jpg-1854625.JPG If you drew her as cartoon, people would accuse you of horrible racial stereotyping. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 5:40:22 PM EDT
[#43]
My dudes. What if she makes epic Asian food. Flips the whole script!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 5:44:49 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My dudes. What if she makes epic Asian food. Flips the whole script! She's Japanese and, based on her appearance, I doubt she can make instant ramen. Not the epic cook type. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 5:52:25 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My dudes. What if she makes epic Asian food. Flips the whole script! Couldn't he afford epic Asian food without legally binding himself to it? |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 6:21:11 PM EDT
[#46]
He could, but he likes to eat Asian whenever the mood strikes, he doesn't want to wait...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 6:24:20 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Him and Steven Segal looks like they use "Just for Men" at home, instead of paying a hairstylist for a decent job. They look ridiculous, like the end result of a baby playing with their parents black marker pen That's a wig, he's as bald as Ed Asner. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 6:34:07 PM EDT
[#48]
She must give great head.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 7:15:30 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nic Cage doesn't turn down any role. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: More shitty straight to video movies to pay for this. Nic Cage doesn't turn down any role. Rarely did Gene Hackman till he finally retired. Gene Hackman was born during the depression. Nic Cage has zero reason other than shit life choices. |
|
|
|
Posted: 3/6/2021 7:27:35 PM EDT
[#50]
Hackman also did pretty good movies. His shit movies were always studio productions and well funded. It's not like Nick Cage showing up in a basement to reenact Ghost Rider for free meth and $5.
|
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
Attached File
Attached File
Attached File