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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:20:14 PM EDT

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Know I know why grandma's couch was covered in plastic

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lol

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:20:16 PM EDT

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Better double down on towels or stick to anal. Squirters are fun at first but gets old cleaning the mess after a while.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:20:40 PM EDT

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@NavyDoc1

Hurry, ND. They're at it again!

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:21:27 PM EDT

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Dave Chappelle - Piss on You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sc6NSgTySU

Even if it is female "cum", you are still admitting to liking getting jizzed on

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:21:36 PM EDT

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Not pee

Not a water sports dude.

It's pretty bad ass.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:21:40 PM EDT

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I believe that 2 doctors gave you free medical advice in that thread. Both MEDICAL DOCTORS told you that it was pee. A very small amount of liquid is held in the Skene's gland. Trust the doctors IT IS PEE.

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I'm pretty sure we established in the last thread that science is for fags.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:22:02 PM EDT

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Skenes gland

I think you're confused

It's the skeets gland, skeet skeeting all over your junk

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:22:15 PM EDT

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Definitely not pee.

clear, viscous fluid, thicker than urine, dries white, doesent smell like pee. Smells like ~~booty juice~~

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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:22:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:22:52 PM EDT

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Dated a half Korean/White girl that squirted.

It may have urine in it but its got viscosity for sure.

She was a nurse too

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:23:46 PM EDT

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Female ejaculation is real.

Not pee

Pee does not come from skenes gland

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:24:00 PM EDT

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Not pee

Not a water sports dude.

It's pretty bad ass.

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Whatever floats your boat (in a sea of piss).

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:24:00 PM EDT

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Really like this chick, may be a keeper

In before it's pee, your being pissed on.

Fluid comes from the skenes gland

It is pretty damn cool.

I need more bedsheets.

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What a pisser!

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:24:11 PM EDT

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So this is a golden shower thread now?

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I believe that 2 doctors gave you free medical advice in that thread. Both MEDICAL DOCTORS told you that it was pee. A very small amount of liquid is held in the Skene's gland. Trust the doctors IT IS PEE.

So this is a golden shower thread now?

OP is in denial and doesn't care. I'm pretty sure he could get golden showers from a dozen drag queens and would still argue "it is not pee". That is how committed to his belief he is.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:24:28 PM EDT

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Rofl! in for the inevitable shit storm.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:24:30 PM EDT

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I just had a mental image of my grandmother having rocking orgasms.

Not cool, not cool at all.

My wife is gonna wonder why I reject her moves tonight. I'm gonna have a hard time explaining.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:25:00 PM EDT

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OP, why do you feel the need to broadcast this?

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:25:14 PM EDT

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lol IBTL.

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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:25:26 PM EDT

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Female ejaculation is real.

Not pee

Pee does not come from skenes gland

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So then in the peer review medical studies that showed the bladder filling and then emptying, where did all that liquid go?

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:25:41 PM EDT

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Rofl! in for the inevitable ~~shit~~ piss storm.

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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:26:07 PM EDT

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Have you taken it to the face?

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:26:12 PM EDT

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Female ejaculation is real.

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Pee does not come from skenes gland

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Did you just learn a new word?

What a pisser!

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:26:20 PM EDT

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OP, why do you feel the need to broadcast this?

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You didn't brag about the first time you got laid?

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:26:25 PM EDT

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OP, why do you feel the need to broadcast this?

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He is trying convince himself that it isn't pee. No one else is being peed on by his g/f, so no one here really cares.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:26:48 PM EDT

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Ibtl

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:27:00 PM EDT

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Pee is not viscous.

This is thicker than water, kinda creamy mostly clear. Dries white on towel...

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:27:26 PM EDT

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what does it taste like?

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:28:25 PM EDT

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Pee is not viscous.

This is thicker than water, kinda creamy mostly clear. Dries white on towel...

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So its piss mixed with some sort of vaginal bacteria

Congrats

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:28:27 PM EDT

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Ok Mulder, explain what viscous liquid sprayed on me that dries white like ejaculate.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:28:55 PM EDT

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OP is trolling us. Several threads on squirting girlfriend, and repeating himself on half true info.

Squirting is pee. Not regular urine, but still would test out as pee at the lab. Your heavily repeated glandular fluid is there, but in a very tiny amount t compared to the pee.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:29:17 PM EDT

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It's still piss.

Once you come to terms with it, it's not that bad.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:29:18 PM EDT

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Invest in a couple water proof mattress covers. Throw one down before you get busy and cleanup will be a hell of a lot easier.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:29:37 PM EDT

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Ok Mulder, explain what viscous liquid sprayed on me that dries white like ejaculate.

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post op tranny?

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:29:55 PM EDT

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OP is trolling us. Several threads on squirting girlfriend, and repeating himself on half true info.

Squirting is pee. Not regular urine, but still would test out as pee at the lab. Your heavily repeated glandular fluid is there, but in a very tiny amount t compared to the pee.

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This is only second thread....get your facts straight.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:30:55 PM EDT

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Female ejaculation is real.

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Pee does not come from skenes gland

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You're not getting "super-soaker" from a gland the size of a peanut. It's pee.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:31:08 PM EDT

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My brother dated a squirter.

Fuck that noise.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:31:11 PM EDT

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Pee is not viscous.

This is thicker than water, kinda creamy mostly clear. Dries white on towel...

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Looks like you got yourself an oozer, not a squirter.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:31:19 PM EDT

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Pee is not viscous.

Read the peer reviewed medical study. It is a mixture of both fluids. Science has already defined what it is and where it comes from.

involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:31:40 PM EDT

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Pee is not viscous.

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Posted: 7/24/2017 5:32:00 PM EDT

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Ok Mulder, explain what viscous liquid sprayed on me that dries white like ejaculate.

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Does "she" have a 7-inch "clit"?

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:32:56 PM EDT

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Pee is not viscous.

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Does a male transgender ejaculate externally after the surgical transformation?

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:33:14 PM EDT

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Ok Mulder, explain what viscous liquid sprayed on me that dries white like ejaculate.

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LOL, so if you go swim in the ocean and then just air dry, do you end up with a white substance on your skin? Are you going to claim the ocean isn't made of water because it has 3.5% salt in it? That is all it takes, 3.5% of the total liquid to be salt to create a white residue.

Posted: 7/24/2017 5:33:59 PM EDT

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I got with a girl back in my teens that was a squirter and we were in my Toyota pickup. That truck had vinyl seats thank God but it also had a rectangular plastic receptacle for cigarettes, change etc in the middle. The next morning I went to get into the truck and smelled sex.

That little receptacle had about 1/4 inch of what looked like white butter in it. I was like WTF. I stuck my finger in it and smelled it. That's where the sex smell was coming from. It was definitely not pee and had a consistency of soft butter. There was also some on the seat in the middle. She had literally creamed my truck.