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Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:16:53 PM EDT
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I work for a university. We have student workers. Nuff said
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We have 3 female interns this year. 19, 21, and 22.

Sure is a lot of giggling coming from that side of the office.

Enjoy it while you can. Life's about to come hard and fast.


I work for a university. We have student workers. Nuff said


Couldn't do it
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This one I'll go for. Salary would double. I could buy a MG with that.
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Why bother? We already know you won't get out of bed for 11 grand.

This one I'll go for. Salary would double. I could buy a MG with that.

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On April 20th, 1993, the number one song in the US was "Informer" by Snow.

Fuck man. That's like, ironic and shit.
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It’s sad that I know the lyrics to that
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:19:52 PM EDT
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They're all super smart engineering students who are going to go on to work at engineering firms making a lot of money; and all three are super nice kids.

So maybe it wont be so bad.

But I had a fucking day today and I didnt like hearing anyone else being happy.
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3/5 of our student workers are pleasant to talk to. Even though one is a commie. Can’t stay mad around them.
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Were they fuzzy?
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Went with the fish tacos

Were they fuzzy?

Best tacos
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:22:24 PM EDT
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I'm just trying to have that MG money. Some people want Rolex's or fancy cars, I just want a MG.
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Well then. I wish you good luck. That would be pretty cool.

I'm just trying to have that MG money. Some people want Rolex's or fancy cars, I just want a MG.

You could have one if you weren’t a raging pussy

Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:23:27 PM EDT
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Couldn't do it
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Nah. I bet you could. You just wouldn’t admit it in public. Certain parts of the day make it all easier to stomach
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:24:32 PM EDT
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I care about all of you dickheads and want to see you be successful and happy.

Now fuck off.
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Also, that's probably the nicest thing you've ever said to me.


I care about all of you dickheads and want to see you be successful and happy.

Now fuck off.

I love you with all of the homo I can muster.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:25:37 PM EDT
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This is why you get only the nicest cheeses that AJ can't spell in your Kongs.
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I care about all of you dickheads and want to see you be successful and happy.

Now fuck off.

This is why you get only the nicest cheeses that AJ can't spell in your Kongs.

Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:25:46 PM EDT
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You could have one if you weren’t a raging pussy

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It’s true
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:26:35 PM EDT
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I do not want his stinky cheese.

I hear stuck might though. He wants to rub it into his heater vents.
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This is why you get only the nicest cheeses that AJ can't spell in your Kongs.


I do not want his stinky cheese.

I hear stuck might though. He wants to rub it into his heater vents.

Is that code for sticking it in his butt?
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You could have one if you weren’t a raging pussy

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Well then. I wish you good luck. That would be pretty cool.

I'm just trying to have that MG money. Some people want Rolex's or fancy cars, I just want a MG.

You could have one if you weren’t a raging pussy


I was gonna say I want a house more.
Then I thought about it…yep, could easily have both.
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:28:29 PM EDT
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I've at least made hits on various targets out to 500 with a laser and EOTech a few times. I expect penalties.
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@ hill_monkey I see you like penalties too

dlm's going to go balls deep on both of you

I've at least made hits on various targets out to 500 with a laser and EOTech a few times. I expect penalties.



I need to go shoot at night
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:30:09 PM EDT
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because 27k or because my bday?
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Also, 27k


because 27k or because my bday?

Well, the first, because I didn’t know about the ladder

But if the ladder is true, here’s an extra wraith a side of and some
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:31:43 PM EDT
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I'm a fucking Shimadzu software expert nao.  
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Geshundheit
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Go away. Fornicating myself.
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Go away. Fornicating myself.

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What we having for supper
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I can point and nod.
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Hell no, I didn't quit!

But I do need an assistant
I can point and nod.

Those are two of the key ingredients I am looking for.

How are you yes man skills?
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:36:54 PM EDT
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3 new calves.


That gets us back on track
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Go ahead you magnificent bastards.
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Will this be a record calving season?
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Needs more liquid carbs
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We have 3 female interns this year. 19, 21, and 22.

Sure is a lot of giggling coming from that side of the office.

Enjoy it while you can. Life's about to come hard and fast.
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Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:44:42 PM EDT
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Cost me 100k so far
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Could trap a dude by having his babies.



Cost me 100k so far

Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:45:04 PM EDT
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piece of shit truck broke down on me
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Fucking Ford
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:45:59 PM EDT
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Waffle House tomorrow, 630am, im buyin
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Dog math
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Not entirely. He knew I wanted a dog.
"A" dog?  
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Dog math

We are learning about dog math
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:50:45 PM EDT
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These wickles are delicious
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Trade you a Tula AKM for a green Super Dooty and a 357 gp100?
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What we having for supper
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Whiskey
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:52:37 PM EDT
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Yeah I dunno. I did enjoy using nincompoop in sentence. Haven't done that since April of 93.
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Weird reflex


Yeah I dunno. I did enjoy using nincompoop in sentence. Haven't done that since April of 93.

I shipped out to Panama in April of 93

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Im down.  Extra coffee
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:53:26 PM EDT
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Nah dawg
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I shipped out to Panama in April of 93

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Yeah I dunno. I did enjoy using nincompoop in sentence. Haven't done that since April of 93.

I shipped out to Panama in April of 93

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You could be my grandpa
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:54:22 PM EDT
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We are learning about dog math
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Not entirely. He knew I wanted a dog.
"A" dog?  
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Dog math

We are learning about dog math

2 is 1
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:54:50 PM EDT
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Can I get the chili that early?
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Im down.  Extra coffee
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Im down.  Extra coffee

I may get free coffee there, so, come on
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:56:00 PM EDT
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Can I get the chili that early?
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Waffle House tomorrow, 630am, im buyin

Can I get the chili that early?

All day, every day
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:57:43 PM EDT
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Someday, when we're old, we can sit around and make faces at blind people and flip off children together.
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Awww


Someday, when we're old, we can sit around and make faces at blind people and flip off children together.

Secondhand Lions style?
Link Posted: 3/15/2023 8:58:33 PM EDT
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DOMMIT GOATBOY
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Beware Ye the Ides of March....

Happy Birthday, Dad. You would have been 87 today.

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Link Posted: 3/15/2023 9:04:50 PM EDT
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It’s true
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You could have one if you weren’t a raging pussy


It’s true

I should stop being a pussy
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What we having for supper
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Ham and bean soup
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3 new calves.


That gets us back on track
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Been too long since I’ve been to a WH
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