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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 5:16:29 PM EDT
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Thanks buddy.

I'm thinking for our ten year we're gonna go back to the same hotel and get the room you had
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 5:19:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 5:21:31 PM EDT
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The love palace
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 5:24:34 PM EDT
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The love palace
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 5:50:29 PM EDT
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Happy anniversary, Ralph and Compass
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 5:54:36 PM EDT
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Thank you
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:14:05 PM EDT
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Thanks.

It's later this week but we did a nice lunch on Saturday.

7 years. Doesn't feel like long ago, but on the other hand a lot of things have happened since then.
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Headed out for anniversary lunch.

Smoked beef

Happy anniversary, Mr. and Mrs. Bacon


Thanks.

It's later this week but we did a nice lunch on Saturday.

7 years. Doesn't feel like long ago, but on the other hand a lot of things have happened since then.

Doesn’t seem that long ago at all.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:15:05 PM EDT
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Hope your anniversary is a sex-fueled bender the likes of which legends are built around.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:16:21 PM EDT
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Dear loin roast, sautéed asparagus, mushroom risotto, and a savory zucchini bread for supper tonight. No special occasion. Just because.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:18:16 PM EDT
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Yeah I'm down cool yeah totally
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:18:40 PM EDT
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Sounds nice
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:33:26 PM EDT
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I'm thinking for our ten year we're gonna go back to the same hotel and get the room you had

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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:35:12 PM EDT
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Thanks buddy.

I'm thinking for our ten year we're gonna go back to the same hotel and get the room you had

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The joke is Mr and Mrs Faucet reserved a regular room at the hotel we got married at and were given the room with a hot tub in it.

So I made jokes about their love palace
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:39:47 PM EDT
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The joke is Mr and Mrs Faucet reserved a regular room at the hotel we got married at and were given the room with a hot tub in it.

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If I remember right, the hot water didn't work. Great. Would have been handy since you got married during a flood.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:41:57 PM EDT
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Hoping to head out this afternoon if today ever quits being a little bitch
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Got the place to myself again

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Hoping to head out this afternoon if today ever quits being a little bitch

Day still being a little bitch

Said fuck it

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Shot like shit

But a shitty day shooting beat the fuck out of the rest of the day
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:42:10 PM EDT
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If I remember right, the hot water didn't work. Great. Would have been handy since you got married during a flood.
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The joke is Mr and Mrs Faucet reserved a regular room at the hotel we got married at and were given the room with a hot tub in it.

So I made jokes about their love palace


If I remember right, the hot water didn't work. Great. Would have been handy since you got married during a flood.


Historic floods that week.

It's funny in hindsight
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:42:41 PM EDT
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I shoulda came out earlier cause it’s hot as balls
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Hoping to head out this afternoon if today ever quits being a little bitch


I shoulda came out earlier cause it’s hot as balls

Yeah it was

Even hotter when there’s no shade
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:43:17 PM EDT
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You pushed it hard last night

I need to be sore from exercise more often
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:43:28 PM EDT
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YAS!!!
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:45:08 PM EDT
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Thanks.

It's later this week but we did a nice lunch on Saturday.

7 years. Doesn't feel like long ago, but on the other hand a lot of things have happened since then.
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Smoked beef

Happy anniversary, Mr. and Mrs. Bacon


Thanks.

It's later this week but we did a nice lunch on Saturday.

7 years. Doesn't feel like long ago, but on the other hand a lot of things have happened since then.

Congrats!!!!!!!

Ours is next weekend. We have reservations at one of the local vineyards
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:45:51 PM EDT
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It's funny in hindsight
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It was pretty funny at the time, too.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:46:58 PM EDT
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It was pretty funny at the time, too.
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Historic floods that week.

It's funny in hindsight


It was pretty funny at the time, too.

Remember the waterfall on the dancefloor?

Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:49:20 PM EDT
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Not really. I was busy talking Rictus' ear off.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:51:20 PM EDT
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Not really. I was busy talking Rictus' ear off.
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Remember the waterfall on the dancefloor?



Not really. I was busy talking Rictus' ear off.


Don't blame you. Once in a lifetime opportunity to talk to someone like that.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:51:32 PM EDT
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Kinky. Probably all kinds of fun stuff growing in there.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:53:14 PM EDT
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Kinky. Probably all kinds of fun stuff growing in there.
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The joke is Mr and Mrs Faucet reserved a regular room at the hotel we got married at and were given the room with a hot tub in it.

So I made jokes about their love palace

Kinky. Probably all kinds of fun stuff growing in there.


Not enough bleach in Dallas for me to get in there
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:53:27 PM EDT
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Don't blame you. Once in a lifetime opportunity to talk to someone like that.
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Yep. I haven't talked to him in quite a while. Hope he's well.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:54:27 PM EDT
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Sounds nice
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Dear loin roast, sautéed asparagus, mushroom risotto, and a savory zucchini bread for supper tonight. No special occasion. Just because.

Sounds nice

Sounds nice twice even
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 6:57:40 PM EDT
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Sounds nice twice even
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Dear loin roast, sautéed asparagus, mushroom risotto, and a savory zucchini bread for supper tonight. No special occasion. Just because.

Sounds nice

Sounds nice twice even


Is a "dear loin" kinda like a "dear John" but for trannies?

Dear loin,

It's just not working out. I found another. Goodbye.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:00:13 PM EDT
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Is a "dear loin" kinda like a "dear John" but for trannies?

Dear loin,

It's just not working out. I found another. Goodbye.
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Dear loin roast, sautéed asparagus, mushroom risotto, and a savory zucchini bread for supper tonight. No special occasion. Just because.

Sounds nice

Sounds nice twice even


Is a "dear loin" kinda like a "dear John" but for trannies?

Dear loin,

It's just not working out. I found another. Goodbye.

Exactly the same only completely different
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:01:39 PM EDT
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Exactly the same only completely different
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What about a dear groin?
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:02:58 PM EDT
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What about a dear groin?
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Exactly the same only completely different


What about a dear groin?

Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:05:09 PM EDT
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Sometimes I like to be carefree and cheerful.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:07:38 PM EDT
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Yes. It's about time someone asked.
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Give me a mailing address
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:17:16 PM EDT
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Yup. Branch near me opens up early, gonna go in and talk to a human. See what we can do
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I, too, have an ex-wife
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:21:30 PM EDT
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Good comment. You deserve a medal.
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On this planet, we all deserve one
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:24:08 PM EDT
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Always put your dick in the crazy
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Good call
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:25:04 PM EDT
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She'd put a giant pillow over society's face while it slept and probably get stabby. Maybe feed people to lions or gators or something. She's Sicilian, so...
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Can she read Italian?
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:26:46 PM EDT
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Le tired
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:27:05 PM EDT
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You pushed it hard last night

I need to be sore from exercise more often
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I hurt. Feel like I got hit by a train.

You pushed it hard last night

I need to be sore from exercise more often

Fell down a steep hill and reinjured my back 1/3rd the way into my first lap. Made the rest miserable.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:29:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:39:52 PM EDT
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Please post
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:48:29 PM EDT
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Watching Free Willy
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:52:35 PM EDT
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Probably Lincoln Lawyer here in a minute:
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:55:19 PM EDT
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Can't post, in the middle of epic sex fest.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 7:56:14 PM EDT
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That might be true if we hadn't eaten a ton of brisket and keto brownies.

I'm full enough to just roll around.
Link Posted: 5/21/2022 8:01:51 PM EDT
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Fell down a steep hill and reinjured my back 1/3rd the way into my first lap. Made the rest miserable.
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I hurt. Feel like I got hit by a train.

You pushed it hard last night

I need to be sore from exercise more often

Fell down a steep hill and reinjured my back 1/3rd the way into my first lap. Made the rest miserable.

OOF

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