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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:42:09 PM EST
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THREE BEERS!

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They were very tall
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:42:39 PM EST
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“Mama tried” homeboy is wasted.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:42:46 PM EST
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eye polo gize!
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:42:51 PM EST
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What's in the toolboxes??

More Beer!!
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:42:56 PM EST
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Lol.  3 beers
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:00 PM EST
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Okay this is dull.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:11 PM EST
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It's second dinner time.

I wonder how far away the nearest Taco Bell is?

40 miles away
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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:16 PM EST
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Man you got busted just shut the fuck up and take it like a man.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:20 PM EST
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Racial profiling caused this.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:22 PM EST
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Higher than giraffe pussy.  
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This might not help then
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:33 PM EST
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It's second dinner time.

I wonder how far away the nearest Taco Bell is?

40 miles away
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Open up that fridge and stare.  It'll come to you.  The other night after bowling, I made a quick personal pizza on a tortilla wrapper.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:34 PM EST
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What's in the toolboxes??

More Beer!!
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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:47 PM EST
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Racial profiling caused this.
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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:48 PM EST
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Wasted welder
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:54 PM EST
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Telling the drunk, "Please don't fart"

It's gonna happen now!  Probably shit himself in the process
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:55 PM EST
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Is that a billboard for a gay club?
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:43:57 PM EST
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Okay this is dull.
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We need a compliance bite
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:44:34 PM EST
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Cooter Brown, nice!
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:45:12 PM EST
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Ever heard of Cooter Brown? 'Cause that's YOU.

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We need a compliance bite
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Okay this is dull.

We need a compliance bite

Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:45:17 PM EST
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Dude has had a DUI before.
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What's in the toolboxes??

More Beer!!
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Racial profiling caused this.
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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:45:26 PM EST
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Ever heard of Cooter Brown? 'Cause that's YOU.

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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:45:29 PM EST
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Higher than giraffe pussy.  

This might not help then

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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:45:44 PM EST
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Dude, I'm 52 fucking years old.  Board games are Monopoly and Mouse Trap.  From here on out I'll just sit in my boomer corner with my nose in the circle and mind my own business.  
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Shit, I need to stop drinking.  I thought we were discussing Warhamm'mer.  

I'll just be over here in my corner minding my own business...

Video games are not board games....


Dude, I'm 52 fucking years old.  Board games are Monopoly and Mouse Trap.  From here on out I'll just sit in my boomer corner with my nose in the circle and mind my own business.  


Is this a typo? I’m 51 and have known about Warhammer since the 80s. Now whether that was to my detriment is debatable, but still.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:45:47 PM EST
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Open up that fridge and stare.  It'll come to you.  The other night after bowling, I made a quick personal pizza on a tortilla wrapper.
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Oh I got taco fixin's

Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:45:55 PM EST
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Dude has had a DUI before.
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Yep, lol
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:46:21 PM EST
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Damn it.

I got a samish maker and I need a taco maker.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:47:02 PM EST
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IN Va your license doesn't get automatically suspended unless you refuse the blood, breath, or urine test at the station.  Not the games on the side of the road.  Sticks and not Tom just go with it.  Lame.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:47:21 PM EST
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Is this a typo? I’m 51 and have known about Warhammer since the 80s. Now whether that was to my detriment is debatable, but still.
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Shit, I need to stop drinking.  I thought we were discussing Warhamm'mer.  

I'll just be over here in my corner minding my own business...

Video games are not board games....


Dude, I'm 52 fucking years old.  Board games are Monopoly and Mouse Trap.  From here on out I'll just sit in my boomer corner with my nose in the circle and mind my own business.  


Is this a typo? I’m 51 and have known about Warhammer since the 80s. Now whether that was to my detriment is debatable, but still.

You know who is a rather surprising fan of Warhammer?

Henry Cavill. Seriously!
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:47:23 PM EST
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Higher than giraffe pussy.  

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That's like, borderline attempted murder or some shit right there.  That's just wrong, youngster.  
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:47:41 PM EST
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Lol I was working on a joke about this but it wasn’t coming… not bad.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:47:47 PM EST
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Damn it.

I got a samish maker and I need a taco maker.
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Biden is importing them by the millions, so it should be only a matter of hours before they infest your area.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:47:55 PM EST
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make some grilled chicken
shred up some Kerrygold Irish Dubliner
dice some tomatoes
add some seasoned beans
wrap in a soft tortilla, and grill on both sides

enjoy
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:48:04 PM EST
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Damn it.

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I had a taco maker for awhile ... about four exciting years.

Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:48:08 PM EST
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Damn it.

I got a samish maker and I need a taco maker.
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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:48:20 PM EST
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Oh I got taco fixin's

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Open up that fridge and stare.  It'll come to you.  The other night after bowling, I made a quick personal pizza on a tortilla wrapper.

Oh I got taco fixin's

Boom!
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:48:30 PM EST
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Biden is importing them by the millions, so it should be only a matter of hours before they infest your area.
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Tacquerias and Envios Cargos everywhere!
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:48:51 PM EST
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I had a taco maker for awhile ... about four exciting years.

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Damn it.

I got a samish maker and I need a taco maker.

I had a taco maker for awhile ... about four exciting years.


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 I picked up mexican food for the wife and I tonight.  I also always keep some ramen and frozen shit food in the deep freeze for emergencies.  Currently its cheese curds, beef and chili burritos and all beef corn dogs.
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:49:26 PM EST
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Uncle Rico was grumpy

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That's like, borderline attempted murder or some shit right there.  That's just wrong, youngster.  
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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:49:48 PM EST
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I forgot I have ceviche in the fridge.
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Henry Cavill. Seriously!
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Dude is a huge nerd. It's awesome
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:50:04 PM EST
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Had a long email to answer.  Im supposed to be on vacation this week and work always gets in the way. I swear I need to leave the country to truly get away.
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Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:50:07 PM EST
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Is this a typo? I’m 51 and have known about Warhammer since the 80s. Now whether that was to my detriment is debatable, but still.
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Shit, I need to stop drinking.  I thought we were discussing Warhamm'mer.  

I'll just be over here in my corner minding my own business...

Video games are not board games....


Dude, I'm 52 fucking years old.  Board games are Monopoly and Mouse Trap.  From here on out I'll just sit in my boomer corner with my nose in the circle and mind my own business.  


Is this a typo? I’m 51 and have known about Warhammer since the 80s. Now whether that was to my detriment is debatable, but still.


I'll be 53 in August, no typo.  I don't have a freaking clue what that shit is, so I (apparently wrongly) assumed it must be some kind of video game.  The youngster gestapo has informed me that I'm wrong, in between random attempts to cause me a hottie-induced heart attack.  Bastards!
Link Posted: 4/15/2023 9:50:18 PM EST
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 No matter what your favorite local restaurant is its all cooked by mexicans...
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