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Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:04 PM EDT
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So what you're saying is we need them together
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That hair bun had me fooled!!!!!!


So what you're saying is we need them together



Yes. Absolutely we do.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:06 PM EDT
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And the ladies car would be smashed and full of water.
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Only in Patterson
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:08 PM EDT
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You been drinking tonite?
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:10 PM EDT
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Wife just said this
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No body has a jack?

Wife just said this

Not a cult.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:29 PM EDT
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how much is a little
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Single vehicle?

Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:33 PM EDT
[#8]
Phone + alcohol + driving....................................
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:37 PM EDT
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Camry in a predicament?
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:39 PM EDT
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Drinking has nothing to do with it.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:27:44 PM EDT
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Cute, and very sweet to the neighbors who were the unintended victims that caught the bulk of the rounds fired.
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Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:04 PM EDT
[#12]
I’m different than you are, I’m a fire truck
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:04 PM EDT
[#13]
Just bust out the breathalyzer.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:05 PM EDT
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You can’t park there
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And your tag light is out.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:23 PM EDT
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Not a cult.
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She won't admit it
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:24 PM EDT
[#17]
2 Beers.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:30 PM EDT
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how much is a little
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TWO BEERS
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:34 PM EDT
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Quantitative number. What do you want it to be?
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:37 PM EDT
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I’m different than you are, I’m a fire truck
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Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:48 PM EDT
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Single vehicle?

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testing the offroad capability of said vehicle
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:51 PM EDT
[#22]
Awww.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:28:54 PM EDT
[#23]
Little bit ... little bit ... a few ... 3-4 drinks.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:29:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:29:10 PM EDT
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Do you have any medical issues that will prevent you from taking these tests?   Well I just wrecked my car.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:29:18 PM EDT
[#26]
Dude is drunk as fuck.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:29:18 PM EDT
[#27]
Nobody has a lazer?
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:29:19 PM EDT
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Just bust out the breathalyzer.
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In Texas a PBT is not admissible in court. It's just a clue.
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This is going to be an expensive night for this guy.
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[#30]
Looks like the damn son meme.
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[#31]
.15
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[#32]
"Quantitative" means you need asbestos gloves to hold the breathalyzer.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:29:45 PM EDT
[#33]
It’s so cute!
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:30:01 PM EDT
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testing the offroad capability of said vehicle
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As often as possible,

Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:30:04 PM EDT
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Quantitative number. What do you want it to be?
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Schrödinger's Beer
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:30:07 PM EDT
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 Pretty sure Ohio was one of the first states to decriminalize simple possession.  100$ fine or some other minor penalty.
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Is the devil's lettuce legal in Ohio?
 Pretty sure Ohio was one of the first states to decriminalize simple possession.  100$ fine or some other minor penalty.

Up to 100 grams or 3.527 oz

Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:30:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Goddammit!  Shoot that fucking cat!!
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:30:42 PM EDT
[#38]
Richland must be slow tonite. Garo would have just picked up the car
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:30:51 PM EDT
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Must be a slow night if a Squeaky Kitten is the excitement...
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:30:56 PM EDT
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Ah shit, climbed up again.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:30:58 PM EDT
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Goddammit!  Shoot that fucking cat!!
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MEOW

Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:31:00 PM EDT
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Schrödinger's Beer
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Quantitative number. What do you want it to be?



Schrödinger's Beer



I laughed.
I cried.
I pissed my pants, a little.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:31:11 PM EDT
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See FD would have charged the fire hose and be searching for the kitten in the next parking lot over by now while the rest of the crew was busy smashing their way into the engine bay.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:31:17 PM EDT
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Goddammit!  Shoot that fucking cat!!
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Bro, be nice. This is cause for seeing Shannon's nice ass
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:31:24 PM EDT
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"Fuck you, lady! Now you'll never be able to drive your car again!!!"
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:31:34 PM EDT
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Schr dinger's Beer
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Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:31:41 PM EDT
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It’s so cute!
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Indeed.
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:31:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:31:45 PM EDT
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The world is leaning for him
Link Posted: 10/14/2022 9:31:51 PM EDT
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Heat the muffler up.  Kitteh won't like it any more.
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