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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:15:50 PM EDT
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Was that a JG Wentworth commercial (with the Viking armored lapping women trying to reach the toilet paper on the top shelf)?  Bizarre
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Yes.  The old commercials were better.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:16:01 PM EDT
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Was that a JG Wentworth commercial (with the Viking armored lapping women trying to reach the toilet paper on the top shelf)?  Bizarre…
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Yes.

They're dancing around their old earworm commercials.  And it's creative in the scheme of corporate bullshit things.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:16:03 PM EDT
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Gas, grass, or ass.  Nobody rides for free.
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Does that truck say “Grass, cash, or Ass” on the back?  

Suddenly, tonight’s show got interesting.  

That's what I'm calling my Payday Loan, Landscaping, and Laxative store.

Gas, grass, or ass.  Nobody rides for free.


In Weld, CO, it's "Gas, Grass, or Ass-hattery"
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:16:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:16:24 PM EDT
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Damn, they will be done by then.
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I know. I'm not like tge richland folks. Sorry
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:16:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:17:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:17:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:17:57 PM EDT
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This guy is useless
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:18:04 PM EDT
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He was the driver.
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You don't say
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:18:04 PM EDT
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She isn't bad
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:18:26 PM EDT
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Im hurting too
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:18:48 PM EDT
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Wait, wait - cut back to the 2 cute paramedics helping out Drunky McDrunkerson!
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:18:52 PM EDT
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Berzerkeley ponytail

Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:18:56 PM EDT
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What a pussy!!
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:18:58 PM EDT
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Well helloooooo, miss EMT chicka!
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:19:12 PM EDT
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What a wuss
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:19:52 PM EDT
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very
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Confused the fuck out of me too.
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I watched the whole thing waiting for a Geico-like punchline and then it just ended.  I asked my wife what it was, and she said “JG Wentworth” because she recognized the background song (she didn’t even watch it, just heard the music).
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:19:53 PM EDT
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Shamwow, Slap Chop, and Pooph!

A few horsemen of the apocalypse.

Billy Mays had a few.  But I don't want to summon the devil by putting them all on the same Ouija board.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:19:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:20:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:20:19 PM EDT
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Sweet, video evidence.  I wanna see this Alexis.  
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:20:36 PM EDT
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221st of the night.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:20:40 PM EDT
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I do say
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:20:41 PM EDT
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Who is Kevin?
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:04 PM EDT
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Let's just think Alexis was a track star.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:10 PM EDT
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This lady seems dumb.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:24 PM EDT
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Who is Kevin?
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her roommate
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:30 PM EDT
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Sounds like a civil matter
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:35 PM EDT
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She seems sane
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This lady seems dumb.
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Drunk
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:42 PM EDT
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her roommate
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Probably giving her the D
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:43 PM EDT
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This lady seems dumb.
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Yes
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:49 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:49 PM EDT
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Who is Kevin?
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Kevin is the neighbor who moved in and poops in the basement!
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:56 PM EDT
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KEVIN
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:21:56 PM EDT
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Who is Kevin?
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Hart or McCallister?
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:22:00 PM EDT
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Drunk
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I'm drunk.  Wouldn't do what she did.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:22:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:22:19 PM EDT
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What the hell
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:22:25 PM EDT
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Cheap vodka from the carryout.

I'm in love.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:22:29 PM EDT
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Yes
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This lady seems dumb.

Yes

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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:22:37 PM EDT
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She keeps Kevin around for his dick.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:22:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:22:57 PM EDT
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I missed the JG Wentworth commercial
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You didn’t miss much.  Chick dressed up like a Viking (?) warrior trying to get toilet paper off the top shelf at the grocery store.  Spoiler alert:  She isn’t able to get it with the sword, but is able to climb the shelf and pull two packages down.  

Yeah, that was it.  No dialogue or anything.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:23:08 PM EDT
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Cheap vodka from the carryout.

I'm in love.
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Hope you like feet
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:23:10 PM EDT
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She keeps Kevin around for his dick.
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Ohio State fan.  Right to jail.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:23:12 PM EDT
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Ohio man.
Link Posted: 11/11/2023 11:23:31 PM EDT
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She keeps Kevin around for his dick.
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She could probably do better
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