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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:09:25 AM EDT
[#1]
"Alexa, clean my gun."
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:09:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:09:49 AM EDT
[#3]
Cat thief
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:10:00 AM EDT
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Quoted: "I work at Burger King, making flame broiled Whoppers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that, would you like an apple pie with that...." Quoted: I work at Burger king making the flame broiled whopper... Kids these days will never appreciate the awesomeness of 1st gen memes.
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:10:10 AM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Catalytic Converter Thieves should be killed on sight.  |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:10:21 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "Alexa, clean my gun." Meat gun? With her mouth?
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:10:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:10:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: French fries are serious.  |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:11:23 AM EDT
[#9]
After you go to the ecstasy store you can go to the pants party!
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:12:07 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Catalytic Converter Thieves should be killed on sight. 
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:12:18 AM EDT
[#11]
So a couple observances here...
Firstly, Danny Brown's ride-along young lady has potential to be not guilty. I'd probably hit it. Secondly, the next ride-along participant should be issued a gun and be allowed to jump out spraying and praying at each traffic stop. It would add an element of surprise to the traffic stops. |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:12:20 AM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: After you go to the ecstasy store you can go to the pants party! 
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:12:24 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And 2 hrs of commercials. 
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:12:39 AM EDT
[#14]
Top notch camo concealment job!
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:12:59 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryYou're gonna watch it and like it!
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:13:00 AM EDT
[#16]
Another drunken crash?
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:13:02 AM EDT
[#17]
Viet Cong Driving School!
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:13:09 AM EDT
[#18]
All the way in! Damn!
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:13:30 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: After you go to the ecstasy store you can go to the pants party! The NO pants party. Get it right, bruh! |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:13:30 AM EDT
[#20]
Was she on the way to the klub?
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:13:49 AM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: To be fair, in my current condition I'd probably have a hard time with that if I were to be given a short period of time to solve it. My answer might be "baked potatos". Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: He's having trouble with the math, so he shut up quick. To be fair, in my current condition I'd probably have a hard time with that if I were to be given a short period of time to solve it. My answer might be "baked potatos". math is hard when the outside temps are below freezing |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:14:00 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: All the way in! Damn! 
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:14:01 AM EDT
[#23]
Texting.
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:14:08 AM EDT
[#24]
100% chance she was texting
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:14:09 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Another drunken crash? So many drunks tonight....including me.  I have 5 hrs of Nutcracker ballet dress rehearsal tomorrow. Going to be a long day. |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:14:28 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: All the way in! Damn! 
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:14:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The NO pants party. Get it right, bruh! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: After you go to the ecstasy store you can go to the pants party! The NO pants party. Get it right, bruh! 
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:14:45 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Another drunken crash? |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:14:49 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryYes she did. And she liked it. |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:00 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: math is hard when the outside temps are below freezing Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: He's having trouble with the math, so he shut up quick. To be fair, in my current condition I'd probably have a hard time with that if I were to be given a short period of time to solve it. My answer might be "baked potatos". math is hard when the outside temps are below freezing Shit man, you should try it when the INSIDE temps are below freezing!
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:07 AM EDT
[#31]
I'm okay, I wrecked my vehicle!
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:08 AM EDT
[#32]
Impact was so hard she lost an eyelash!
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:08 AM EDT
[#33]
Shits getting turned up to 11.
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:09 AM EDT
[#34]
Say the magic words, and they have to do what you want!!!
"No consent!" |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:13 AM EDT
[#35]
She's "oriantate!"
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:14 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You're gonna watch it and like it! Quote HistoryQuoted: You're gonna watch it and like it!  Attached File |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:16 AM EDT
[#37]
She is going to get a few lessons
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:21 AM EDT
[#38]
Let's go!
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:34 AM EDT
[#39]
Nurse?
CNA. 1000%. |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:36 AM EDT
[#40]
Gloves.
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:15:53 AM EDT
[#41]
No consent! No consent!
You're in public, bitch. No expectation of privacy. |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:16:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She's "oriantate!" She a nurse yo...
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:16:09 AM EDT
[#43]
Get mad and take your shirt off
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:16:11 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: All the way in! Damn! 
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:16:15 AM EDT
[#45]
I wonder, could she be a nurse?
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:16:15 AM EDT
[#46]
NO CONSENT
NO CONSENT GROUNZ GROUNZ |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:16:17 AM EDT
[#47]
She's too busy for this traffic accident
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:16:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So many drunks tonight....including me. I have 5 hrs of Nutcracker ballet dress rehearsal tomorrow. Going to be a long day. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Another drunken crash? So many drunks tonight....including me. I have 5 hrs of Nutcracker ballet dress rehearsal tomorrow. Going to be a long day. I'm having a hard time picturing you in a tutu, but I'm sure it's really cute... 
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:16:23 AM EDT
[#49]
"Go head, take me to jail"
Get your popcorn.  Kharn |
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Posted: 11/19/2022 12:16:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She's too twitchy. Probably impaired or distracted. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Another drunken crash? She probably has warrants |
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