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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:11:04 PM EDT
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This episode is so fucking boring, I'm reading the manual for my new Midland weather radio.
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It's come to chargers..... this is not glorious
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:11:17 PM EDT
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This episode is so fucking boring, I'm reading the manual for my new Midland weather radio.
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 It's my fault I watched it tonight.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:11:21 PM EDT
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How does he have a job then?
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:11:31 PM EDT
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Doesn't know his SS#? Suspicious
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:11:36 PM EDT
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Ancient astronaut theorists suggest Brookford guy is not from this planet.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:11:43 PM EDT
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I worked 2300-0700 from 2009-2020.
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I did 23-09 for a while. That was not horrible
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:11:57 PM EDT
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Ancient astronaut theorists suggest he has a stack of warrants halfway to the moon.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:11:59 PM EDT
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This episode is so fucking boring, I'm reading the manual for my new Midland weather radio.
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:12:06 PM EDT
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jake is sleeping elsewhere than he expects to tonight.
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Might still have fat chicks there
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:12:07 PM EDT
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Dude's mom is going to show up and start yelling at him for acting retarded and that he should tell the nice officers his SSN.

Do they not have a portable Livescan there?

Kharn
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:12:07 PM EDT
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It's come to chargers..... this is not glorious
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Much dishonor.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:12:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:12:58 PM EDT
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Ancient astronaut theorists suggest he has a stack of warrants halfway to the moon.
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:13:29 PM EDT
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I have a few questions..

No SSN?


Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:13:30 PM EDT
[#15]
These two are going for felony stupid
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:14:01 PM EDT
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Dude's mom is going to show up and start yelling at him for acting retarded and that he should tell the nice officers his SSN.

Do they not have a portable Livescan there?

Kharn
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no one without a TBI is that dumb.  he is being clever or so he thinks.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:14:04 PM EDT
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Dude's mom is going to show up and start yelling at him for acting retarded and that he should tell the nice officers his SSN.

Do they not have a portable Livescan there?

Kharn
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would that bring glory to the show while bring fail upon his mother's house?
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:14:12 PM EDT
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Doesn't know his SS#? Suspicious
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Perhaps, but some people aren't good at memorizing numbers.

I'd guess this kid hasn't filed even a 1040EZ in forever.

ETA - Ask for his EBT card "colonel."  Bet he has one of those.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:15:27 PM EDT
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Perhaps, but some people aren't good at memorizing numbers.

I'd guess this kid hasn't filed even a 1040EZ in forever.
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his full name, dob, and a state would turn him up if he ever obtained an ID or DL.  this isn't the old days anymore.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:15:33 PM EDT
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Wife doesnt know her SSN..

She Knows mine though.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:15:36 PM EDT
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Yeah, Phil.  Now walk over and put your toes under the basket.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:16:04 PM EDT
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What's her phone gonna do?
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:16:46 PM EDT
[#23]
Fucking gif won't load.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:17:29 PM EDT
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Just take your pinch like a man.  All this delaying shit is just going to piss them off so they take the bumpy road to the jail.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:17:42 PM EDT
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Fucking gif won't load.
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Had to open it in a new window, but you're not wrong.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:18:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:18:46 PM EDT
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Honesty is the best policy, sometimes.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:18:51 PM EDT
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I hate when that happens.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:18:59 PM EDT
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Apply tooooo the buttcraaaaack
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:19:01 PM EDT
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Fucking gif won't load.
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Missed it
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:19:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:19:27 PM EDT
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his full name, dob, and a state would turn him up if he ever obtained an ID or DL.  this isn't the old days anymore.
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Ever seen a phone book?  Even name, DOB, and, state is not a universally unique identifier in many, many cases.  Ever heard the expression "more Chins than a Chinese phone book"?  There's a reason for that.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:19:44 PM EDT
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Missed it
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It was Dewey Cox talking about punching in the mouth for the dog food chic.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:19:47 PM EDT
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Step into a pharmacy recently?

You were around narcotics.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:19:50 PM EDT
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Is that Omar from the wire in Berkeley?
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:20:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:20:38 PM EDT
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Step into a pharmacy recently?

You were around narcotics.
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I don't like those questions. Its like they are designed to be answered wrong.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:20:40 PM EDT
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It was Dewey Cox talking about punching in the mouth for the dog food chic.
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I know dewey crowe....
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:20:57 PM EDT
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Ever seen a phone book?  Even name, DOB, and, state is not a universally unique identifier in many, many cases.  Ever heard the expression "more Chins than a Chinese phone book"?  There's a reason for that.
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Yes I have.  I think in his case no record is showing up hence the bullshit detectors going off. My dad has a guy with the same name first, MI, and last as him in the same town and it's not a common name by any means.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:21:00 PM EDT
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Fat chicks need sex offender love too.

Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:21:05 PM EDT
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hopefully not a rollover in FL
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:21:24 PM EDT
[#42]
He goin on safari?
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:21:29 PM EDT
[#43]
He is wearing a boony hat. How tactical
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:21:35 PM EDT
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Nice hat
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:21:48 PM EDT
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Nice hat



Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:21:55 PM EDT
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Nice hat.   Get that from GD?
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:21:55 PM EDT
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BEEP BEEP BEEP goes the horn.

AGAIN
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:22:16 PM EDT
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Vehicle into a structure!

Volusia tells Nye to hold its beer.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:22:18 PM EDT
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I don't like those questions. Its like they are designed to be answered wrong.
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Building a case.
Link Posted: 4/22/2023 10:22:58 PM EDT
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This dude graduates to jail!
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