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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:20:08 PM EDT
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If you think its them the do an arrest
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:20:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They could team up with that company that does. Smells coppery. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: How long until Tommy Copper makes period panties? They could team up with that company that does. Smells coppery. tastes like fishy nails... |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:20:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Alright. Time for bed. See yall tomorrow. 
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:20:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Mine generally whips out the red rocket and heads for my ear to say "SURPRISE!" Consider yourself lucky!  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I keep dozing off  I'm on the struggle bus as well. my new dog just jumped onto my recliner while I was dozing off again. talk about a way to say "SURPRISE" Mine generally whips out the red rocket and heads for my ear to say "SURPRISE!" Consider yourself lucky!  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:20:56 PM EDT
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Highpothetically, I am wearing pants.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:21:12 PM EDT
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this is my palindrome post
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:21:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:21:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Highpothetically, I am wearing pants. 
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:21:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:22:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:22:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:22:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:22:55 PM EDT
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Quote Historytoo soon? Time will tell.. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:23:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistorySomeone asked AI to combine Michael Jackson and JP Sears |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:23:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:24:16 PM EDT
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Hyundais always have their lights off. Lazy fuckin drivers with automatic lights.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:24:25 PM EDT
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Ticket him for parking in front of a fire hydrant...
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:24:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: too soon? Time will tell.. Possibly. Feeling confident though...show seems to be slowing down |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:24:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That's actually a different video. The one of our July 4th shenannigans is one that my old buddy Joe burned onto a DVD from an old Sony HandyCam before he passed away. I need to find that DVD and see what kind of file format it's in, because it'll be a great video to share this 4th. It's.......festive...  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: We had about 15 people at our apartment one Friday night drinking from a big Igloo cooler of Purplesauras Rex Kool-Aid mixed with vodka and David Letterman happened to be on. When it came time for his Stupid Human Tricks segment, they rolled out a big industrial clothes dryer and this dude wearing a bright yellow shirt says"I'm going to climb into this dryer, and while it's running I'm going to change into this red shirt I'm holding." Of course we were all glued to the screen in amazement, and as soon as he climbed back out of the dryer my roommate Doug yelled "I'm fucking doing it!!!!!!!" and we all headed to the little laundromat at the end of our building. Within 15 minutes we had all 3 dryers going with people in each one, and we even had a couples competition at one point. Somewhere around the 30 minute mark, I was standing right inside the door when the cops come walking in, so as soon as the last one came through the door my fat ass bolted out the door and around the corner, where I promptly ran face first into the second wave of police. After we both regained our balance, I said "excuse me, sir!" and hauled ass back to my apartment. As it turned out, the police were so amused by the shenanigans that they gave everyone a stern warning and sent them back to our apartment to continue drinking. The following week we all received a letter from the owners of the complex stating that it better not happen again, or else! When the first cop came walking in, he said "OK, you're all going to jail!" I glanced to my left and saw a pair of tennis shoes headed out the window at the far end of the room, which turned out to be my buddy Aubrey. He ran all the way back to his apartment, changed clothes and came back before the police turned everyone loose. The one sober dude in the group, who also happened to be the only person old enough to buy alcohol said he looked the one cop straight in the eye and said "I bet this is the most interesting call you've had tonight, huh?"  Dudeman. Glad we met last week. You're just as fucking funny in person as you are online. I really enjoyed y'alls visit!  By the way, if your son can help me figure out how to upload a video that's burned onto a DVD I can share real footage of a July 4th 'event' we had one time back in the 90's. Need to check on the statute of limitations first though...  You mentioned a certain file format. I looked it up. I had an answer. But toy trains, real airplanes, and a super-bitching 1914 commercial Colt 1911 got in the way. That's actually a different video. The one of our July 4th shenannigans is one that my old buddy Joe burned onto a DVD from an old Sony HandyCam before he passed away. I need to find that DVD and see what kind of file format it's in, because it'll be a great video to share this 4th. It's.......festive... You're in good hands with my son. Srsly. Super Secret Squirreltm kid will recover your files in an air-gapped computer to keep everything off the intarwebz, Because that's how he rolls. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:24:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:25:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:25:45 PM EDT
[#22]
Is it raise it 6 inches or straight out?
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:25:54 PM EDT
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Someone left him on 2x speed.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:26:01 PM EDT
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Damn dude slow down with the instructions.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:26:11 PM EDT
[#25]
Cops failed, he drunk
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:26:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is it raise it 6 inches or straight out? Most folks don't know what 6 inches is
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:26:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You're in good hands with my son. Srsly. Super Secret Squirreltm kid will recover your files in an air-gapped computer to keep everything off the intarwebz, Because that's how he rolls. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: We had about 15 people at our apartment one Friday night drinking from a big Igloo cooler of Purplesauras Rex Kool-Aid mixed with vodka and David Letterman happened to be on. When it came time for his Stupid Human Tricks segment, they rolled out a big industrial clothes dryer and this dude wearing a bright yellow shirt says"I'm going to climb into this dryer, and while it's running I'm going to change into this red shirt I'm holding." Of course we were all glued to the screen in amazement, and as soon as he climbed back out of the dryer my roommate Doug yelled "I'm fucking doing it!!!!!!!" and we all headed to the little laundromat at the end of our building. Within 15 minutes we had all 3 dryers going with people in each one, and we even had a couples competition at one point. Somewhere around the 30 minute mark, I was standing right inside the door when the cops come walking in, so as soon as the last one came through the door my fat ass bolted out the door and around the corner, where I promptly ran face first into the second wave of police. After we both regained our balance, I said "excuse me, sir!" and hauled ass back to my apartment. As it turned out, the police were so amused by the shenanigans that they gave everyone a stern warning and sent them back to our apartment to continue drinking. The following week we all received a letter from the owners of the complex stating that it better not happen again, or else! When the first cop came walking in, he said "OK, you're all going to jail!" I glanced to my left and saw a pair of tennis shoes headed out the window at the far end of the room, which turned out to be my buddy Aubrey. He ran all the way back to his apartment, changed clothes and came back before the police turned everyone loose. The one sober dude in the group, who also happened to be the only person old enough to buy alcohol said he looked the one cop straight in the eye and said "I bet this is the most interesting call you've had tonight, huh?" Dudeman. Glad we met last week. You're just as fucking funny in person as you are online. I really enjoyed y'alls visit! By the way, if your son can help me figure out how to upload a video that's burned onto a DVD I can share real footage of a July 4th 'event' we had one time back in the 90's. Need to check on the statute of limitations first though... You mentioned a certain file format. I looked it up. I had an answer. But toy trains, real airplanes, and a super-bitching 1914 commercial Colt 1911 got in the way. That's actually a different video. The one of our July 4th shenannigans is one that my old buddy Joe burned onto a DVD from an old Sony HandyCam before he passed away. I need to find that DVD and see what kind of file format it's in, because it'll be a great video to share this 4th. It's.......festive... You're in good hands with my son. Srsly. Super Secret Squirreltm kid will recover your files in an air-gapped computer to keep everything off the intarwebz, Because that's how he rolls. I have no doubt about that. I just don't have the technical savvy to understand all the computer stuff like kids that age do. Old age is a thing, and the struggle is real. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:26:35 PM EDT
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99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer... |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:26:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:27:16 PM EDT
[#30]
If he's under the influence, he has an impeccable sense of balance otherwise.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:27:20 PM EDT
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Missing something here. Taye Diggs stuck on 2x.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:27:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Sobriety test seems weak...dudes a dumbass, but drunk????
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:27:35 PM EDT
[#33]
ouch
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:27:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Most folks don't know what 6 inches is 
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:27:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 101 FIFY 
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is it raise it 6 inches or straight out? Reelz advertises those perrogi pills if it's not straight out... |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:13 PM EDT
[#37]
That was odd. He didn’t seem drunk at all.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:17 PM EDT
[#38]
Someone get her a shirt that fits.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:23 PM EDT
[#39]
Oh she is drunk
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sobriety test seems weak...dudes a dumbass, but drunk???? Interesting if they show him doing a breath test... |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:33 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm not convinced she could get up sober either.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:39 PM EDT
[#42]
Man the harpoons!
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hyundais always have their lights off. Lazy fuckin drivers with automatic lights. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:48 PM EDT
[#45]
Spray her with OC to hide the pee smell.
Kharn |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:28:58 PM EDT
[#46]
Passed out on the sidewalk?
She looks like a hot date. No I’m fine. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:29:00 PM EDT
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Your-In-Nation is quite the Nation.
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:29:01 PM EDT
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Look AWAY cameradude.....
This is NOT the cleavage or ass we want to see!!!! 
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:29:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm not convinced she could get up sober either. Weebls wobble but they don't shut up. |
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Posted: 5/12/2023 10:29:31 PM EDT
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There was a gravitational anomaly
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