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Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:13:14 PM EDT
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My driveway is as disappointing as the stripper likely is.

Let's just say I am way overdue to get a mini excavator to fix it.

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Me, everyday as I contemplate my "to do" list.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:13:31 PM EDT
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The stripper??  
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My driveway is as disappointing as the stripper likely is.

Let's just say I am way overdue to get a mini excavator to fix it.

The stripper??  

Both.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:13:42 PM EDT
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Pooph
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:13:49 PM EDT
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Maybe they need to market Pooph to the pot heads.
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Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:13:53 PM EDT
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Full STOP.

Pooph!

Bitches.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:14:26 PM EDT
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On a scale of 0 being none and 10 being Nate Newton, how much weed do you have?
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Snoop Dog?
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:15:10 PM EDT
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Snoop Dog?
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I honestly don't know where I'd put him on the scale.  Obviously not zero.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:15:11 PM EDT
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WTF are you a short MENSA prodigy?
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Yes
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:15:45 PM EDT
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I need to rent a Bobcat and visit Ruck with Pooph!, bitches.

For the beers.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:15:53 PM EDT
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Yes
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Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:15:58 PM EDT
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I know. I need to redo my driveway too
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:17:09 PM EDT
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I need to make mine bigger.  If they ever build on the lot next to me its gonna be $.  That said it's cheaper than moving.  Who wants a cop on one side and a meth head pill popping criminal family on the other?
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:17:45 PM EDT
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I would like to beat the concrete folks that poured my driveway.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:19:11 PM EDT
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I would like to beat the concrete folks that poured my driveway.
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I would like to beat the concrete folks that poured my driveway.

Group buy?
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:19:38 PM EDT
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I know. I need to redo my driveway too
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Me, everyday as I contemplate my "to do" list.

I know. I need to redo my driveway too

USPS, FedEx, and UPS will not drive up it in its current state. They leave all my deliveries at the bottom.

Only the Amazon drivers have the stones to go full send on it. I can't even get my work van up it if it snows.

Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:20:08 PM EDT
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The Beard Brothers probably qualify as honorable mention for Living Incarnation of Shitposts.  

Our earlier contestant is still a clear winner though.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:20:35 PM EDT
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Viska enjoys the show too.


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Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:21:28 PM EDT
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Smells like sex in Toledo.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:22:21 PM EDT
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USPS, FedEx, and UPS will not drive up it in its current state. They leave all my deliveries at the bottom.

Only the Amazon drivers have the stones to go full send on it. I can't even get my work van up it if it snows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwh0Nr9mjNM
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Me, everyday as I contemplate my "to do" list.

I know. I need to redo my driveway too

USPS, FedEx, and UPS will not drive up it in its current state. They leave all my deliveries at the bottom.

Only the Amazon drivers have the stones to go full send on it. I can't even get my work van up it if it snows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwh0Nr9mjNM

Wesside Cincy Fedex with tracked vehicles and autocannon won't come out your way?
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:22:24 PM EDT
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 I live off a private road that the delivery drivers bomb down.  We fill in the potholes every few months.  So when they get bad I drive slow when my wife isn't in the Tacoma.  When the wife is with me I drive faster and try to bounce her out of her bra.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:22:36 PM EDT
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Tranny did what?
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:22:53 PM EDT
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That sounds good.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:22:56 PM EDT
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Who steals a fucking Buick?
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:23:01 PM EDT
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I need to make mine bigger.  If they ever build on the lot next to me its gonna be $.  That said it's cheaper than moving.  Who wants a cop on one side and a meth head pill popping criminal family on the other?
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Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:23:11 PM EDT
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Group buy?
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I assume so.  The mix was bad, everything is cracking and peeling.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:23:32 PM EDT
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I am debating making a burger or breakfast sandwich.  Something about booze and breakfast.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:24:05 PM EDT
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I keep dozing off
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:24:08 PM EDT
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Wesside Cincy Fedex with tracked vehicles and autocannon won't come out your way?
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Me, everyday as I contemplate my "to do" list.

I know. I need to redo my driveway too

USPS, FedEx, and UPS will not drive up it in its current state. They leave all my deliveries at the bottom.

Only the Amazon drivers have the stones to go full send on it. I can't even get my work van up it if it snows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwh0Nr9mjNM

Wesside Cincy Fedex with tracked vehicles and autocannon won't come out your way?

Maybe for an extra fee but I'm good.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:24:26 PM EDT
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Stolen car gets stolen again?  

GTA LARP in Toledo??
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:24:27 PM EDT
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That sounds good.
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It definitely is.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:24:30 PM EDT
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USPS, FedEx, and UPS will not drive up it in its current state. They leave all my deliveries at the bottom.

Only the Amazon drivers have the stones to go full send on it. I can't even get my work van up it if it snows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwh0Nr9mjNM
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Me, everyday as I contemplate my "to do" list.

I know. I need to redo my driveway too

USPS, FedEx, and UPS will not drive up it in its current state. They leave all my deliveries at the bottom.

Only the Amazon drivers have the stones to go full send on it. I can't even get my work van up it if it snows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwh0Nr9mjNM
My God man!  How many shops do you have, and is there a house?
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:24:32 PM EDT
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USPS, FedEx, and UPS will not drive up it in its current state. They leave all my deliveries at the bottom.

Only the Amazon drivers have the stones to go full send on it. I can't even get my work van up it if it snows.

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And here I thought you lived just off the main road...
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:25:03 PM EDT
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just off the Oregon Trail
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:25:12 PM EDT
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GNX much?
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:25:14 PM EDT
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 I live off a private road that the delivery drivers bomb down.  We fill in the potholes every few months.  So when they get bad I drive slow when my wife isn't in the Tacoma.  When the wife is with me I drive faster and try to bounce her out of her bra.
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This is the way
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:25:17 PM EDT
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Come on! It's been FOREVER since we've gotten any compliance.
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 I had a french omelette and french press coffee while the british shit was on my tv this am because murica.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:25:28 PM EDT
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GNX much?
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That's different.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:25:47 PM EDT
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RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:25:57 PM EDT
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I assume so.  The mix was bad, everything is cracking and peeling.
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Group buy?


I assume so.  The mix was bad, everything is cracking and peeling.

Mungo Homes.  South Carolina.  Hope you find this on a search.  The only thing done well was framing.  Concrete?  "Soil compaction?"  Apparently you can't spell that.  The rest of everything after framing in 1997/1998.  Eat a dick.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:25:58 PM EDT
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The ones who cant find an altima
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:26:01 PM EDT
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 I had a french omelette and french press coffee while the british shit was on my tv this am because murica.
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My wife was watching it.  I said "King sausage fingers can go fuck himself"
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Yea, there's always a meal between drinking and bedtime  Doesn't help with my weight loss plan.
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:26:09 PM EDT
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doggie wants his treat
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:26:10 PM EDT
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Please bite
Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:26:26 PM EDT
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Thought for sure the cameraman was about to get bit.
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The ones who cant find an altima
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Link Posted: 5/6/2023 11:26:39 PM EDT
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K9!
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Yes
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