Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
BCM
User Panel

Page / 17
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:48:01 PM EDT
[#1]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Howdy boys, I have a drink in my hand and a stick of butter in my pocket.
View Quote

Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:48:32 PM EDT
[#2]
Oops
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:48:33 PM EDT
[#3]
Doing the crime that Americans won’t do.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:48:59 PM EDT
[#4]
Yo shits on fire
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:49:02 PM EDT
[#5]
Wroom wroom
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:49:13 PM EDT
[#6]
Keep him in there long enough for the engine to grenade.

ETA: Booooo
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:49:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Two slugs through the hood will remove all doubt.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:49:29 PM EDT
[#8]
Take the key out, maybe?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:49:49 PM EDT
[#9]
An angry sternum rub is always a good time.

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:50:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Wroom wroom
View Quote

10 PRINT Wroom wroom
20 GOTO 10
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:50:13 PM EDT
[#11]
It was a Two-Narcan party.....
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:50:16 PM EDT
[#12]
I’ve heard that before
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:50:41 PM EDT
[#13]
Sad, fucking drugs.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:50:44 PM EDT
[#14]
Just a small amount of drugs
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:50:55 PM EDT
[#15]
And another piece of shit is saved to kill someone another day
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:51:03 PM EDT
[#16]
Not a small bag of snack
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:51:19 PM EDT
[#17]
Put some Vaseline in their buttholes, just for the doubt to set in.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:51:22 PM EDT
[#18]
drugs are bad.......
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:51:32 PM EDT
[#19]
Fentanyl fairy planted it.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:51:36 PM EDT
[#20]
....if I was being carried off to Opiate Valhalla by the Dragon-Valkyries, and was suddenly stone-cold sober, I'd be upset too....
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:51:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
drugs are bad.......
View Quote

M'kay
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:51:59 PM EDT
[#22]
Thankfully he hit a tree and not another car.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:52:12 PM EDT
[#23]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
And another piece of shit is saved to kill someone another day
View Quote


Darwin Award winner nominee
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:52:17 PM EDT
[#24]
When I hit the big lotto I’m inventing narcan that makes the druggy unable to get high ever again.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:52:23 PM EDT
[#25]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
It was a Two-Narcan party.....
View Quote
Bet he crashes again after it wears off.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:53:22 PM EDT
[#26]
My wife died.  She is going to be pissed when she hears about this.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:53:27 PM EDT
[#27]
Fuck druggie crash test dummy. He’s going to kill someone next time.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:53:31 PM EDT
[#28]
This guy’s friendly
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:53:47 PM EDT
[#29]
"Ghosts did it!"
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:53:53 PM EDT
[#30]
he's talking his way into more charges.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:54:00 PM EDT
[#31]
Is that a stollen vehicle?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:54:05 PM EDT
[#32]
Not’ish guilty?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:54:40 PM EDT
[#33]
Man, if I had a nickle for every time my car was mistaken as stolen...
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:54:42 PM EDT
[#34]
LOL the wife stole the car!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:55:10 PM EDT
[#35]
#OPLive

There, now we will be recognized for our cult-like behavior.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:55:22 PM EDT
[#36]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
LOL the wife stole the car!
View Quote


Nice alibi.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:55:52 PM EDT
[#37]
So dude stole his dead wife's stolen car?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:56:12 PM EDT
[#38]
It just occurred to me that tonight and tomorrow night will be last shows I see, while I'm 42.

Birthday party tomorrow night at 1700hrs.  Not sure what steak I'm getting but I plan on beginning the evening with some kind of Weller or at least a 15yr whiskey.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:56:22 PM EDT
[#39]
2,1….
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:56:36 PM EDT
[#40]
Kimmy Gibbler is Korean now?  
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:57:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Tuesday is my actual 43rd
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:57:02 PM EDT
[#42]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
LOL the wife stole the car!
View Quote

And he is suspended.  This isn’t going well….  
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:57:26 PM EDT
[#43]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
It just occurred to me that tonight and tomorrow night will be last shows I see, while I'm 42.

Birthday party tomorrow night at 1700hrs.  Not sure what steak I'm getting but I plan on beginning the evening with some kind of Weller or at least a 15yr whiskey.
View Quote

Mine before I hit 40.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:57:40 PM EDT
[#44]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Tuesday is my actual 43rd
View Quote

Happie Fookin' Birfday?
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:57:44 PM EDT
[#45]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
It just occurred to me that tonight and tomorrow night will be last shows I see, while I'm 42.

Birthday party tomorrow night at 1700hrs.  Not sure what steak I'm getting but I plan on beginning the evening with some kind of Weller or at least a 15yr whiskey.
View Quote



HBD!
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:58:07 PM EDT
[#46]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Tuesday is my actual 43rd
View Quote

Monday.
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:58:53 PM EDT
[#47]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

Mine before I hit 40.
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
It just occurred to me that tonight and tomorrow night will be last shows I see, while I'm 42.

Birthday party tomorrow night at 1700hrs.  Not sure what steak I'm getting but I plan on beginning the evening with some kind of Weller or at least a 15yr whiskey.

Mine before I hit 40.

Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:59:05 PM EDT
[#48]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

Happie Fookin' Birfday?
View Quote View All Quotes
View All Quotes
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:
Quoted:
Tuesday is my actual 43rd

Happie Fookin' Birfday?

danke
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:59:22 PM EDT
[#49]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:



HBD!
View Quote

danke
Link Posted: 8/26/2022 9:59:36 PM EDT
[#50]
Discussion ForumsJump to Quoted PostQuote History
Quoted:

Monday.
View Quote

Page / 17
Close Join Our Mail List to Stay Up To Date! Win a FREE Membership!

Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!

You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.


By signing up you agree to our User Agreement. *Must have a registered ARFCOM account to win.
Top Top