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Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:24:35 PM EDT
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A genuine Master Chief never leaves their friends’ behind.
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I don't need you behind me practicing your navy ways.


A genuine Master Chief never leaves their friends’ behind.


Unfortunate phrasing is unfortunate, even though it was intentional...
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:24:49 PM EDT
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To be fair, who doesn't have a couple of those?
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All mine are right side up
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:24:56 PM EDT
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On the phone….
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:25:21 PM EDT
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A genuine Master Chief never leaves their friends' behind.
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Phrasing?
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:25:36 PM EDT
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thin ice?

too hot out Dan.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:25:54 PM EDT
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It's amazing how some of them can go from totally fluent, with native accent, to "no comprende!!!" as soon as they hear something they don't care for.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:26:18 PM EDT
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They could use this place as the set for the next Blair Witch sequel.
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I have a place like that next door to me. The guy lives there two to three weeks a year during bear hunting season. He has kennels set up for his hunting dogs and two really really old bad single wide trailers. Electrical power and cold water. Broken windows, cardboard, tape, parts of appliances, and all sorts of random junk through the “yard”.  

He’s a professional hunter and runs his dogs for others and bases out of “my” side yard.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:26:20 PM EDT
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Trifecta
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:26:24 PM EDT
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thin ice?

too hot out Dan.
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I hate my time lag..
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:26:48 PM EDT
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I have a bunch loose in my basement... am I gonna die?
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Don't ya know gunz be evil?

I have a bunch loose in my basement... am I gonna die?

no

I'm pretty sure I'm not the most well armed person in the neighborhood and none of mine have ever harmed me
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:26:52 PM EDT
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It's amazing how some of them can go from totally fluent, with native accent, to "no comprende!!!" as soon as they hear something they don't care for.
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With. Out. Fail.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:27:44 PM EDT
[#12]
Hey Paulk Cheetos
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:27:50 PM EDT
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Completely intentional and I’ve used that line hundreds and hundreds of times.

It’s great because I can use it in polite company.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:27:57 PM EDT
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just chilling..
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:27:59 PM EDT
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Cheetos!
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:28:36 PM EDT
[#16]
Damn lost my Cheetos man
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:28:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Stealing ice...

Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:28:48 PM EDT
[#18]
He's jacking something
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:28:51 PM EDT
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Well now how are they going to fill the tub up when they take some guy's kidney later?
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:28:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Cheat AC
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:29:22 PM EDT
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To be fair, who doesn't have a couple of those?
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Random upside down car in the yard?


To be fair, who doesn't have a couple of those?

First time I visited NOLA post Katrina, I saw boats upside down in people's yards.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:29:23 PM EDT
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This guy is clown shoes.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:29:26 PM EDT
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This dudes done this before with the way he's handling those bags of ice
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:29:26 PM EDT
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Not to self.

Don't buy ice from outside 7-11.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:29:31 PM EDT
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Yay, someone gets to buy nasty ice
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:29:34 PM EDT
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Well now how are they going to fill the tub up when they take some guy's kidney later?
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Hotel ice box
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:29:42 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:29:54 PM EDT
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Wilson speaks!
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:29:58 PM EDT
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He's jacking something
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There’s a girl friend at the bottom of that pile of ice.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:30:01 PM EDT
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Stealing ice...

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The more I think about it, the more fucked up it becomes...  
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:30:28 PM EDT
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This dudes done this before with the way he's handling those bags of ice
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:30:42 PM EDT
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Walking down the middle road so he has a line to follow.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:30:51 PM EDT
[#33]
"Maannnnn"
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:30:52 PM EDT
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Sticks is gonna rage quit.  
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:30:57 PM EDT
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Hun, does this ice smell like arm pit?
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:30:59 PM EDT
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Ankle monitor.

Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:31:12 PM EDT
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Closest thing he could find to a yellow brick road.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:31:23 PM EDT
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What's in his pocket?
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:31:33 PM EDT
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Ankle monitor.

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I seent it
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:31:33 PM EDT
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You so totally safe between the double yellow lines.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:31:34 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:31:51 PM EDT
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Does he have a softball in his pocket?
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:31:54 PM EDT
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Ankle monitor.

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Parolex.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:32:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:32:15 PM EDT
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What's in his pocket?
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Not brains.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:32:35 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:32:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:32:47 PM EDT
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I’m close to my momma’s house dood, you can’t arrest me.
Link Posted: 9/16/2022 10:32:52 PM EDT
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function mahMommaHouse () {
    while talkingAtCop = True
         print("Maaaaan");

}
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