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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:08:07 PM EST
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108 mph!
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:08:09 PM EST
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"Fuck you, tree"
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:08:47 PM EST
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Fuck you too
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:08:58 PM EST
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Shocking!
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:00 PM EST
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"That all you got?!?!"

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happened to be the opposing muscle group in my arthritic/tendonitis knee
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 Ouch.  
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:08 PM EST
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He also tripped
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:08 PM EST
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Dance!!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:17 PM EST
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holy shit built ford tough indeed.
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F Tree Fiddy
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:19 PM EST
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You bought em all?
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No thanks. Don't need any.

You bought em all?

Had em dropped shipped to Ryan's house.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:34 PM EST
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Swim out of a car and get tazed.

Just for fun.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:45 PM EST
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Theft of firewood?
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:51 PM EST
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Had em dropped shipped to Ryan's house.
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You call, we haul.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:09:56 PM EST
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 Nice
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:10:06 PM EST
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Please no
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:10:28 PM EST
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If you don't wake up in pain or are in pain all day, ask someone if you're dead.  Sigh.
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I don't know if its the ibuprofen or the shots but I don't hurt anymore.

Me most days


"It don't hurt anymore" is no longer in my vocabulary.  Just wait until you're my age...  

If you don't wake up in pain or are in pain all day, ask someone if you're dead.  Sigh.


All of the "Why isn't it finished yet?" or "When do you think it'll be done?" texts are enough to remind me that I'm unfortunately still alive.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:10:32 PM EST
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Came back from walking the dogs.

A tree in a truck is not something you see everyday.
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Myself and a coworker (We were in a fire vehicle) pulled one over once upon a time that had a tree hanging out from under a nerfbar...

They were S bound in I35, in the N bound lane... Drunker then a skunk he was..
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:10:38 PM EST
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F Tree Fiddy
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holy shit built ford tough indeed.

F Tree Fiddy

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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:10:54 PM EST
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Getting old ain't for sissies.

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Welcome to old age, youngster!  It doesn't get any better.

Getting old ain't for sissies.



That's what Jimmy Buffett said!
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:10:57 PM EST
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No car seats?
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:11:01 PM EST
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The litter robot at home needed the car seats.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:11:36 PM EST
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I had a car ready to go home this afternoon and wanted to double check the lug nut torque before I let it go.  I think I stood there for probably five minutes looking at the wheel before finally deciding to kneel down and check the lug nuts because I knew how damn hard it was gonna be to get back up when I was finished.  
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You need one of these:

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Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:12:03 PM EST
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Oh and fuck you Loch Ness Monster
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:12:20 PM EST
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 That is a straight to jail in VA.  
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:12:43 PM EST
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No car seat?  Welcome to the 60s.  How the fuck did we manage to survive before the Nanny State?
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:12:48 PM EST
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 That is a straight to jail in VA.  
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No car seats?
 That is a straight to jail in VA.  

As it should be.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:12:56 PM EST
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We rode around for 15 years - no car seats, no seat belts.
Then dad got religion and the car didn't start until we were buckled.

but that was long ago.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:13:19 PM EST
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Over the last 2 months, I got blood pressure medicine that worked.  Me standing up is now double-jeopardy.
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"It don't hurt anymore" is no longer in my vocabulary.  Just wait until you're my age...  

Truth


I had a car ready to go home this afternoon and wanted to double check the lug nut torque before I let it go.  I think I stood there for probably five minutes looking at the wheel before finally deciding to kneel down and check the lug nuts because I knew how damn hard it was gonna be to get back up when I was finished.  

Over the last 2 months, I got blood pressure medicine that worked.  Me standing up is now double-jeopardy.


Dude, I don't even want to discuss blood pressure meds.  The doc in a box prescribed me 10mg of some shit and told me to monitor my BP for 2 months.  If the numbers I was recording are accurete, I should be dead several times over.  They seemed indifferent about it.  
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:13:41 PM EST
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Whoors
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Dude, I don't even want to discuss blood pressure meds.  The doc in a box prescribed me 10mg of some shit and told me to monitor my BP for 2 months.  If the numbers I was recording are accurete, I should be dead several times over.  They seemed indifferent about it.  
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"It don't hurt anymore" is no longer in my vocabulary.  Just wait until you're my age...  

Truth


I had a car ready to go home this afternoon and wanted to double check the lug nut torque before I let it go.  I think I stood there for probably five minutes looking at the wheel before finally deciding to kneel down and check the lug nuts because I knew how damn hard it was gonna be to get back up when I was finished.  

Over the last 2 months, I got blood pressure medicine that worked.  Me standing up is now double-jeopardy.


Dude, I don't even want to discuss blood pressure meds.  The doc in a box prescribed me 10mg of some shit and told me to monitor my BP for 2 months.  If the numbers I was recording are accurete, I should be dead several times over.  They seemed indifferent about it.  

Regular doc or cardiologist?
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:14:14 PM EST
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I've seen enough dead kids from negligence.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:15:36 PM EST
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but that was long ago.
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Riding and playing games in the back end of a Suburban while we were road tripping... Hell my folks even tossed a mattress back there ==== take a nap..
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:15:47 PM EST
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Doc in the box == a GP just out of residency.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:15:48 PM EST
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 I remember riding in the back of dads pickup in the hills of middle Tennessee beating on the back window for him to go faster.   It's a wonder we all survived.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:17:11 PM EST
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I ran out of BP meds. Went to the dr. She sent me to emergency. 210 over 150 IIRC. He gives me meds.

A month later, I go back to my dr, asking about renewing the prescription. "You actually went? Wow!"

Of course she didn't renew the prescription until I went back. Because???? (Never got a good answer.)
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:17:26 PM EST
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All of the "Why isn't it finished yet?" or "When do you think it'll be done?" texts are enough to remind me that I'm unfortunately still alive.
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I don't know if its the ibuprofen or the shots but I don't hurt anymore.

Me most days


"It don't hurt anymore" is no longer in my vocabulary.  Just wait until you're my age...  

If you don't wake up in pain or are in pain all day, ask someone if you're dead.  Sigh.


All of the "Why isn't it finished yet?" or "When do you think it'll be done?" texts are enough to remind me that I'm unfortunately still alive.

"I need you to do 3 weeks of database workload management consulting for free"
"I need you to do 4-8 weeks of IT data ecosystem application source-to-target and application tuning for free"

It's nice to be wanted.  But I didn't get to see my kid for the first 12 years of his life because of this shit.  I'm on the "two beer and a highball" plan now.  Call someone who cares, especially one with a checkbook who will charge you.
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I have something similar but again, I had to weight toe effort involved in walking all the way across the shop to get it and roll it to the car.  These days I quite often find myself looking at a job thinking "Boy, this is really gonna suck."
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:17:53 PM EST
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Doc in the box == a GP just out of residency.
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Regular doc or cardiologist?
Doc in the box == a GP just out of residency.

Get to a cardiologist. That's what I had to do.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:17:58 PM EST
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 The doc in a box shift payed a grand a night back when my wife graduated residency.  It helped.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:18:08 PM EST
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The wife liked the Tommy Copper bra.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:18:51 PM EST
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Mine said she won't fit
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:19:42 PM EST
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Shit, I rode on the armrest in the front seat of our 68 Impala.  My mom's right arm reflexes were nothing short of Olympic level whenever she hit the brakes.  I think my chest is still bruised from a few panic stops.
Link Posted: 9/8/2023 10:20:24 PM EST
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She could also talk me into some things
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