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Everyone - "why do all the cars look the same now, I wish someone would make something unique"

Tesla - "here you go"

Everyone - "oh god why doesn't it look like everything else on the road"

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Oh Bullshit.
Maybe auto manufacturers should go back to building shit worth buying and not over priced over engineered rolling piles of shit.

It's your fucking money. Demand better. When a shit box work truck is fetching 40k that's a big problem.
Have you seen other than this abortion, the 19 silverado? Fugly.

Angle to bitch about? This thing looks like a Slant backed Humvee got drunk with a Ridgeline called, plowed the poor Ridgeline watching some cheesy 70s/80s sci-fi movie on netflix, the bunker got busted and 9 months later that thing dribbled out of the ass of a ridgeline. Look at that fucking thing!
There's plenty of angles to bitch about! That fucking thing is hideous.

I don't know what you consider to be a truck. But when I hear Truck I think 2 things.

https://www.carid.com/images/mcgaughys/items/93150-4.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9c/b2/44/9cb2442c0744475776a2fd482c8ca157.jpg

Not some Blade Runner netflix and chill Humvee Ridgeline abortion.
Not soyboi ecojunk under the hood tied to a multi speed slush box that inevitably will infuriate anyone who doesn't circumvent the preprogrammed parameters by running it WOT.
Not derp tastic body styling like that thing and GMs latest disasterpieces.

Truck.
T-R-U-C-K
Truck.

Why is everyone complacent around here accepting retard levels of nanny state bullshit arbitrarily raising costs to us consumers?
Why is everyone complacent around here accepting piss poor value?
I don't fucking get it. Ya'll defend the derp coming out of Dearborn and detroit?! Did you grow up in abusive homes? Remain in abusive relationships? Are ya'll suffering Stockholm syndrome? Is Alex Jones right and they are putting chemicals in the water turning frogs gay and causing your taste in vehicles to drop lower than a hood rats expectations for a mate?
Holy fuck there's no hope with defending the derp and regulations that cause said derp to be executed by manufacturers.

Christ it's like jousting with the Ford fanboi tards when I used to fix their shit for a living. They acted as though they were the chief engineers and I just insulted them after fucking their daughter. Ass hurt over Muh blue goose egg. Here I was showing and telling them it's a flawed design and here's how you fix it and they got insulted? Why?! You didn't build it. You sure as fuck paid for it though. Demand better if they're willing to finger fuck your wallet massage your balls for 50k+ for a diesel truck then for fucks sake go through the roof on the cunts and tell them to build a fucking engine not a God damned boat anchor that will be in the shop more than on the road. Want me to stand behind their product? Sure thing as long as it comes with a heated tail gate for winter state residents.

Fuck outta here. I don't defend garbage, the Miller's in Abilene did. I also don't take getting pissed on and told it's rain.

Meanwhile their beloved company was doing their damn best to wiggle out of warrantying their engineers or corporate penny pinchers cost cutting manufacturing fuck up?

Yeah. I'm gonna drop 50k and hitch my wagon to a vehicle producer that builds shit dodges warranty with every excuse they can conjure up even go as far as blame the customer for using a truck for truck stuff?!

Demand better.

I don't know about ya'll but I'm not with having shit pushed on my plate and told it's soufflé.
Hell, look at cadillac. They used to be a reputable car, classy body styling except for the Seville that got kicked square in the ass and that Cimarron thing.
Now look at them. Over priced heaps of shit.

Wait til Ford Mopar and GM come forth with their electric boondoggle of a truck.
Think this things hot?
Pfft. With GMs current crop of body stylists, Fords recycled beer can bodies, and Mopars electronics
Won't be a God damned thing worth calling a truck.

Tacoma and tundra guys will be pointing and laughing and ironically so at prius pickups.

I'm done buying trucks. Mother fuckers are turds circling the drain asking for more, while building shit as cheap as possible, that you'd be lucky would hold up to real use and abuse.

And here's folks coming right along supporting this shit like it's a single mother on a strip pole.

The fuck is wrong with ya'll? You're getting fucked, not in a good way either, and willing to pay for it and support it!?

Think your shit has real leather? Go cut the hog rings and peel the seat covers back. Tell me what that seat cover says. Bet it says vinyl/leatherette
Unless it's an older king ranch that actually had real leather seats.

Pfft. That'll tow as much as an F350 dually. Bull shit it can. Bullshit.
But Muh motorz.

Let's see. 3500 pound load capacity, supposed 30k towing capacity
I don't see 19.5s let alone load range Es on that pig.
I don't see a fully boxed steel frame.
I don't see rotors that fill up the inside of the wheel leaving just enough room for massive calipers to fit.
I don't see a hitch and that's supposed to tow 30k?
All that thing is good for is toting golf clubs around the PGA

And getting pointed at and laughed at.

But it does 0-60 in 2.9 seconds.
Yeah? Alot of good that'll do when the windows fucking shatter sitting idle looking like a Humvee put the screws to a ridgeline. Yay. Sign me right up for that heap of shit.

With some luck the battery shits the bed erupts into a fireworks show at random collect on the insurance and go stock pile C10s and K10s that haven't been boomer fucked with junk ass dime a dozen crate engines and slush box automatic transmissions topped off with faggy paint schemes.

Maybe chevy should make an electric silverado. I'd be thrilled to see that new body style engulfed in flames never to return again.

Fire the soybois.
Tell .gov to get their dick beaters out of the automotive industry.
Make American Automotive industry Great Again.

Air bags? Optional. You pay for them.
Traction control, stability control, non driving retard assists optional you pay for them.
Automagic transmissions optional, you pay for it.
2019. We should be having twin turbo supercharged or 500+hp/ftlbs NA V8s from the factory.
Not that faggy eco junk.
Not recycled beer cans for bodies.

I don't know about ya'll but if I'm spending 50k on something the mother fucker better be worth it or come with a blow job and a sammich.
Everyone else's willing to bed over and take it up the ass dry. Just as bad as letting the spouse put your balls in her purse.

All that thing and support for that thing does is tell the big boys the populace is pants on head retarded and will buy anything including something that looks like a toddlers drawing of a car or truck. Chem trails did their job, chemicals in the water turning frogs gay did their job.
It's evident with overwhelming support for shittastic engineered overpriced .gov mandate meeting and exceeding, over priced, chitnzy built, piles of fucking garbage.
And you're okay with settling for that?

We're doomed. We will never have nice things ever again. Nor priced appropriately either.

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This has to be a joke right

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Oh Bullshit.
Maybe auto manufacturers should go back to building shit worth buying and not over priced over engineered rolling piles of shit.

It's your fucking money. Demand better. When a shit box work truck is fetching 40k that's a big problem.
Have you seen other than this abortion, the 19 silverado? Fugly.

Angle to bitch about? This thing looks like a Slant backed Humvee got drunk with a Ridgeline called, plowed the poor Ridgeline watching some cheesy 70s/80s sci-fi movie on netflix, the bunker got busted and 9 months later that thing dribbled out of the ass of a ridgeline. Look at that fucking thing!
There's plenty of angles to bitch about! That fucking thing is hideous.

I don't know what you consider to be a truck. But when I hear Truck I think 2 things.

https://www.carid.com/images/mcgaughys/items/93150-4.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9c/b2/44/9cb2442c0744475776a2fd482c8ca157.jpg

Not some Blade Runner netflix and chill Humvee Ridgeline abortion.
Not soyboi ecojunk under the hood tied to a multi speed slush box that inevitably will infuriate anyone who doesn't circumvent the preprogrammed parameters by running it WOT.
Not derp tastic body styling like that thing and GMs latest disasterpieces.

Truck.
T-R-U-C-K
Truck.

Why is everyone complacent around here accepting retard levels of nanny state bullshit arbitrarily raising costs to us consumers?
Why is everyone complacent around here accepting piss poor value?
I don't fucking get it. Ya'll defend the derp coming out of Dearborn and detroit?! Did you grow up in abusive homes? Remain in abusive relationships? Are ya'll suffering Stockholm syndrome? Is Alex Jones right and they are putting chemicals in the water turning frogs gay and causing your taste in vehicles to drop lower than a hood rats expectations for a mate?
Holy fuck there's no hope with defending the derp and regulations that cause said derp to be executed by manufacturers.

Christ it's like jousting with the Ford fanboi tards when I used to fix their shit for a living. They acted as though they were the chief engineers and I just insulted them after fucking their daughter. Ass hurt over Muh blue goose egg. Here I was showing and telling them it's a flawed design and here's how you fix it and they got insulted? Why?! You didn't build it. You sure as fuck paid for it though. Demand better if they're willing to finger fuck your wallet massage your balls for 50k+ for a diesel truck then for fucks sake go through the roof on the cunts and tell them to build a fucking engine not a God damned boat anchor that will be in the shop more than on the road. Want me to stand behind their product? Sure thing as long as it comes with a heated tail gate for winter state residents.

Fuck outta here. I don't defend garbage, the Miller's in Abilene did. I also don't take getting pissed on and told it's rain.

Meanwhile their beloved company was doing their damn best to wiggle out of warrantying their engineers or corporate penny pinchers cost cutting manufacturing fuck up?

Yeah. I'm gonna drop 50k and hitch my wagon to a vehicle producer that builds shit dodges warranty with every excuse they can conjure up even go as far as blame the customer for using a truck for truck stuff?!

Demand better.

I don't know about ya'll but I'm not with having shit pushed on my plate and told it's soufflé.
Hell, look at cadillac. They used to be a reputable car, classy body styling except for the Seville that got kicked square in the ass and that Cimarron thing.
Now look at them. Over priced heaps of shit.

Wait til Ford Mopar and GM come forth with their electric boondoggle of a truck.
Think this things hot?
Pfft. With GMs current crop of body stylists, Fords recycled beer can bodies, and Mopars electronics
Won't be a God damned thing worth calling a truck.

Tacoma and tundra guys will be pointing and laughing and ironically so at prius pickups.

I'm done buying trucks. Mother fuckers are turds circling the drain asking for more, while building shit as cheap as possible, that you'd be lucky would hold up to real use and abuse.

And here's folks coming right along supporting this shit like it's a single mother on a strip pole.

The fuck is wrong with ya'll? You're getting fucked, not in a good way either, and willing to pay for it and support it!?

Think your shit has real leather? Go cut the hog rings and peel the seat covers back. Tell me what that seat cover says. Bet it says vinyl/leatherette
Unless it's an older king ranch that actually had real leather seats.

Pfft. That'll tow as much as an F350 dually. Bull shit it can. Bullshit.
But Muh motorz.

Let's see. 3500 pound load capacity, supposed 30k towing capacity
I don't see 19.5s let alone load range Es on that pig.
I don't see a fully boxed steel frame.
I don't see rotors that fill up the inside of the wheel leaving just enough room for massive calipers to fit.
I don't see a hitch and that's supposed to tow 30k?
All that thing is good for is toting golf clubs around the PGA

And getting pointed at and laughed at.

But it does 0-60 in 2.9 seconds.
Yeah? Alot of good that'll do when the windows fucking shatter sitting idle looking like a Humvee put the screws to a ridgeline. Yay. Sign me right up for that heap of shit.

With some luck the battery shits the bed erupts into a fireworks show at random collect on the insurance and go stock pile C10s and K10s that haven't been boomer fucked with junk ass dime a dozen crate engines and slush box automatic transmissions topped off with faggy paint schemes.

Maybe chevy should make an electric silverado. I'd be thrilled to see that new body style engulfed in flames never to return again.

Fire the soybois.
Tell .gov to get their dick beaters out of the automotive industry.
Make American Automotive industry Great Again.

Air bags? Optional. You pay for them.
Traction control, stability control, non driving retard assists optional you pay for them.
Automagic transmissions optional, you pay for it.
2019. We should be having twin turbo supercharged or 500+hp/ftlbs NA V8s from the factory.
Not that faggy eco junk.
Not recycled beer cans for bodies.

I don't know about ya'll but if I'm spending 50k on something the mother fucker better be worth it or come with a blow job and a sammich.
Everyone else's willing to bed over and take it up the ass dry. Just as bad as letting the spouse put your balls in her purse.

All that thing and support for that thing does is tell the big boys the populace is pants on head retarded and will buy anything including something that looks like a toddlers drawing of a car or truck. Chem trails did their job, chemicals in the water turning frogs gay did their job.
It's evident with overwhelming support for shittastic engineered overpriced .gov mandate meeting and exceeding, over priced, chitnzy built, piles of fucking garbage.
And you're okay with settling for that?

We're doomed. We will never have nice things ever again. Nor priced appropriately either.

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Tesla’s stock is down 6.75% and counting...

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The only way that could've went worse is if Musk decided to show off the bullet proof skin by having the guy sit in the driver's seat and Elon emptying a mag into the door, and the dead body falling onto the stage once Elon opened the door.

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Maybe I’m weird, I love it.  And less than half the projected price of a Bollinger.

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I’m very interested, I’ve been looking at model 3s for a while and this suits my needs even better.

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I'm interested, but I just can't see an electric truck working for me.  Maybe when the charging stations are faster and more available.

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Is the self driving for $7k extra worth it? Never driven a Tesla

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Is the self driving for $7k extra worth it? Never driven a Tesla

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Can't we just have one damn electric car that looks... I don't know... normal?

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Can't we just have one damn electric car that looks... I don't know... normal?

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After watching videos of all the autopilot failures, I've lost faith in the system completely. Cars driving into oncoming lanes, driving into barriers because there was a shadow that confused it, etc.