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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:38:09 PM EST
This is purely a hypothetical and a joke if my wife is reading this....all of the teachers at the school are ugly.
 So what say you? I do have competition...Porsche Panamera and a Maserati Gran Turismo...possibly an Aventador not sure yet, still investigating. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:40:48 PM EST
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The number of them in booking photos suggests power wheels
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:45:13 PM EST
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A paid off one.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:48:44 PM EST
[#3]
Maybe an entry-level Unimog, or something like it. Park on the grass to assert dominance
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:51:26 PM EST
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Bitches love Unimogs
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:51:28 PM EST
[#5]
What grade range of teachers?
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:53:47 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:54:18 PM EST
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The teachers were pretty impressed when I rolled thru the parent pickup line in my 1988 International 9370 truck tractor.
The kids loved it and a couple teachers wanted a ride. So much for those run of the mill Mercedes Benz Subs. ?? |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:54:29 PM EST
[#8]
You have it wrong OP. Teachers screw students not their parents.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:55:47 PM EST
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100% honest answer - CLEAN.
Doing car duty sucks. Like legit, we make fun of all the weed smelling cars, smokey burning oil POS, but when we see a clean, waxed, detailed car the smells nice when you open the door - classssssy. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:56:04 PM EST
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Of course, to impress a teacher, you must drive something union made to project solidarity with them.
Commies get all wet over that shit. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:56:25 PM EST
[#11]
Keonigsegg
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:56:46 PM EST
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My high school English teacher was smoking hot and she loved my tricked out 1962 Ford pick up.
That’s all I am going to say about that |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:56:50 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The number of them in booking photos suggests power wheels That right there is funny. I give you 12 points and you win the internet for the day. If someone is rolling up in an Aventador that’s a pretty high bar. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:56:52 PM EST
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Audi S8. Classy, comfy, fast, but not a HEY LOOK AT ME car.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:57:37 PM EST
[#15]
Short bus
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:57:53 PM EST
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Quote HistorySo miraculous it can drive on water. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:57:54 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:58:01 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:59:07 PM EST
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Red Ferrari.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 5:59:35 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So miraculous it can drive on water. Quote HistoryQuoted: So miraculous it can drive on water. As long as we're dreaming hypotheticals, why not
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:00:19 PM EST
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Obvious answer is a Subaru.
Lefty's love their Subaru's. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:00:37 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:01:27 PM EST
[#23]
A plush Suburban, with an offer to drive one of the teachers and six of the students on the next field trip.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:02:04 PM EST
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If they're into little weenies, get a lifted F-250 with 24" black wheels, spike lug nuts, and a 3 foot diameter exhaust pipe. Bonus points if you're 5'4" and wear white Oakleys.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:03:37 PM EST
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1993 gmc southern comfort step side with a shrimp boat airbrushed on the tailgate, and some freshly dipped trawl nets in the bed.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:03:53 PM EST
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Do they teach history or math, cuz this cars got both
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:06:12 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:06:27 PM EST
[#28]
Ford with a mini ex on my big trailer with 4 ways on out front. Parked while I walked my son in for am Drop off. Same for pickup. It was the talk of the daycare for weeks.
I had inside her info after the fact. No deets sry nt sry. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:07:06 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:07:16 PM EST
[#30]
My 1996 Toyota 4-Runner.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:07:20 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A paid off one. gay |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:07:35 PM EST
[#32]
Quoted: Maybe an entry-level Unimog, or something like it. Park on the grass to assert dominance https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/179919/F90E3222-74C2-4AD5-81A3-224C67242068_jpe-1928482.JPG Quoted: Bitches love Unimogs lulz |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:07:49 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What grade range of teachers? elemenatry |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:08:09 PM EST
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Quote HistoryI could use that one to get to high school |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:08:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The teachers were pretty impressed when I rolled thru the parent pickup line in my 1988 International 9370 truck tractor. The kids loved it and a couple teachers wanted a ride. So much for those run of the mill Mercedes Benz Subs. ?? LoL.....i'd knock down the awning.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:08:47 PM EST
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For most teachers? Food truck.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:09:07 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 100% honest answer - CLEAN. Doing car duty sucks. Like legit, we make fun of all the weed smelling cars, smokey burning oil POS, but when we see a clean, waxed, detailed car the smells nice when you open the door - classssssy. I keep my car clean...Cholo Chariot always spotless |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:09:14 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: elemenatry Shit was channeling daycare for my post. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:09:23 PM EST
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My son goes to an expensive private high school. You can't impress them. They've already seen it all. One kids occasionally drives his dad's McClaren to school. Porsche, Caddy, Land Rover, BMW, Mercedes, Acura, Infinity - the kids drive them all. Most are relatively new too. I don't know how these families afford them.
I drop off my son with a 2000 Ranger. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:09:29 PM EST
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Someone please post a picture of the truck owned by the former Buck and I'm here to Fuck Pussy Wagon.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:09:36 PM EST
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There's a Bentley SUV in car line, so that would be hard to beat. ETA There's a couple G wagons too. So I think I'd have to the Lambo SUV as a daily to win.
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:09:39 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: elemenatry Subaru. Biden/Harris sticker. Coexist sticker. You're fishing in a pond of fish you don't want to catch. It's like finding the right bait for Chernobyl's wastewater retention pond. No car. No bait. Run. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:11:05 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Audi S8. Classy, comfy, fast, but not a HEY LOOK AT ME car. I like the S7 more better... @ageone said he's gonna walk me through a turbo upgrade and drain back line R&R
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:11:27 PM EST
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:12:09 PM EST
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Quote HistoryYeah we got a Phantom in town, they also own a G wagon, but they don't go to the school. I did see a new Bentayga at the Cheesecake Factory last week, it was in NOLA |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:12:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: 1993 gmc southern comfort step side with a shrimp boat airbrushed on the tailgate, and some freshly dipped trawl nets in the bed. Especialy with that Registered Coon Ass sticker on the back glass! |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:14:09 PM EST
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I just remembered that you're the king of the thick-chicks on this board, the kind of girls you like? Her ass might not fit in a Ferrari seat.
Upgrayedd to an Escalade like all the good rappers - rap videos suggest to me, THAT is the right lure for women built thiccc like that 
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:15:17 PM EST
[#48]
Ariel Atom
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:16:22 PM EST
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9640R
She’ll think your tractors sexy. |
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Posted: 5/3/2021 6:19:35 PM EST
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Why would anyone want to impress teachers? They are basically just mindless drones that spout the leftist drivel day in and day out.
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