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Let me hear your sob story below this line.

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So, I'm A "FUCK STICK" and I'm on "paid vacation?"  Keeping it classy, OP.

Yep, illegal aliens still have to be processed, prosecuted and sent back, even during a "government shutdown."  The fact that I might not get a paycheck for the next whatever time, but my bills aren't going to get shut down and still have to be paid is immaterial, right?

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You're right, I painted with a broad brush with that statement and my apologies to those hard working government employees.
That said, I know too many "fucksticks" that work for the Feds.  I get tired of hearing "I don't do shit and I can't be fired, what a great job".
Sadly, some of those are retired military but I actually give them a pass because of their 20 years of service to our country and the shit pay
the received during that time.  They're friends of mine but I still don't like hearing about the culture of being untouchable.

This is one of those posts that didn't go the way the OP expected.  I was making fun of a federal system that has gone ape shit out of control.  
However, after reading so many posts from federal employees it is quite clear that many of you take your jobs for granted.  One thing I
know for sure, 97% of DC voted for Hillary, that is a pretty telling picture of how dependent people have become of our Federal over lords.
Our 10th amendment has been decimated.  Our country is 20 trillion in debt and these fucking traitors, known as politicians, are using each
and every citizen (and non citizen) as pawns in their struggle for power.

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FERS employees retiring before 50 with a full pension?  How does that work?

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Yep, At work, with no paycheck.... Was told we may get paid, but we have to be at work.

First 15 minutes on shift...
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I've seen a few in the various threads.

Is it Sarah Huckabee?

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Never mind, its the weekend, it always shuts down on the weekend.  However, what would be glorious, is to have these fuck sticks come back in the future, only to find, that while they were taking their paid vacation, Trump did some down sizing.

Oh, I'm sorry we've cut the EPA by 90% and you're not part of the 10%.

"You worked for the department of education?  Yeah, well we shit canned that department, I'm sure you will be able to find something in the private sector for about half the pay and BTW you will have to be on Obamacare... sucker."

"Department of energy? Yup its gone too but I hear they're looking for truck drivers in North Dakota, ya got any experience driving big rigs?  Yeah yeah I know the DOT has more regulations than a bird has feathers, don't worry we slashed the shit out of that agency too, you won't have any problems now, just don't let any of those riggers know where you came from.  One last thing, you better learn how to drink Budweiser."

"Mr. Rodriguez, I see you worked for the BLM...bummer, we gave control of that land back to the states.  That's the good news, the bad news is we did some checking on you and it looks like you have a false SS and you are actually here illegally.  Sorry, you're going back.  We've taken the liberty of packing your belongings, they're on that bus, it leaves in 10 minutes, be on it."

It would be glorious.  Let's have some fun, add your fantasy scenario.

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Yep, At work, with no paycheck.... Was told we may get paid, but we have to be at work.

First 15 minutes on shift...
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If the Gov employees are going to be paid for the time that they are furloughed then why aren't they working now?