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Posted: 9/26/2013 9:28:59 AM EDT
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After an interesting experience at work one day, I bought a red Swingline and put it on my desk. Mine is about 9 years old 
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Posted: 9/26/2013 9:35:12 AM EDT
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Basically what happened was this:
I went out on paternity leave (my company offers 5 paid days of paternity leave after the birth of a child) but it was split up over two pay-periods. The first pay period, they forgot my 3 days of paternity pay. Mentioned it to my boss...he told me to talk to payroll. You see where this is going... Anyway I get an email from Payroll -- "So sorry, I'll mark your record so that it definitely shows up on your next pay period so we don't miss it again!" Sure enough, payroll forgets my other 2 days of paternity pay the next pay period... 
"Mr. Lumbergh told me to talk to payroll and then payroll told me to talk to Mr. Lumbergh and I still haven't received my paycheck..." |
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Posted: 9/26/2013 9:43:57 AM EDT
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I need my "jump to conclusions" mat.
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Posted: 9/26/2013 9:46:00 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/26/2013 9:50:09 AM EDT
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We need to talk about how many pieces of flair you are wearing.
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Posted: 9/26/2013 9:53:51 AM EDT
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You don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke and he don't do shit.
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Posted: 9/26/2013 9:56:36 AM EDT
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Lumbergh fucked her. Isn't he the store manager in One Hour Photo? |
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Posted: 9/26/2013 10:11:05 AM EDT
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The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
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Posted: 9/26/2013 10:43:50 AM EDT
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Stephen Root. I always found it cool that around the same time, he portrayed NASA Director Chris Kraft in HBO's From The Earth To The Moon. Now that's some range! He's done some great stuff. King of the Hill, NewsRadio, Dodgeball, Broadway work, etc. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 9/26/2013 2:45:08 PM EDT
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God I'm glad I've never had to work in an office!!
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