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Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:52:27 PM EDT
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Nothing goes over his head

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Not even dicks?
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:53:15 PM EDT
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Nothing goes over his head

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Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:53:18 PM EDT
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Stuffing is a side dish

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The only things I’m interested in at Thanksgiving are turkey, mashed taters, and a healthy smothering of gravy.  Everything else is garnish.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:53:25 PM EDT
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You're old and have arthritis that is triggered by the weather.

Please pay your copay on the way out.
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Fuck.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:53:51 PM EDT
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No cheap beer?
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:54:06 PM EDT
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Your mom is a side dish.

Note: that autocorrected to dude fish.
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I believe they prefer the term “merperson”
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:54:12 PM EDT
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Question for the experts.  Why do my toes hurt this time of year?  Cold?  Aids?  Monkeypox?  

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Cause you touch yourself at night
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:54:45 PM EDT
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I like my 183lb self.  Prefer to keep it there
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You’ll never survive the coming famine with that attitude.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:56:25 PM EDT
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Not even dicks?
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Not even dicks?


Plenty of dicks in NY
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:56:55 PM EDT
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Thanksgiving is liquor time.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:57:32 PM EDT
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I swear to god…corn belongs in chili not chocolate.
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I want to sit next to you at dinner.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:58:36 PM EDT
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Work is kicking my ass mentally.
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Yep

Threw the towel in on more decorating tonight. Will have to pick it back up probably on Friday when stores are open.



Work is kicking my ass mentally.

That’s where I was when I got home. I was the only manager in the office today and there was a decent bit of fecal matter hitting the oscillating device
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:58:47 PM EDT
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Cause you touch yourself at night
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I let ashley do that
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:58:57 PM EDT
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Ah yes. Non binary dude fish.

Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:59:06 PM EDT
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Guess ill die
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:59:48 PM EDT
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Stuffing is a side dish

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I can accept that
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 10:59:51 PM EDT
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I thought this said suffering is a side dish.
I was gonna say no no bb that is  the main course.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:00:03 PM EDT
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Chili and chocolate is a great combo, but for the love of god man use some sense of balance. And for fucks sake, don’t use Hersheys.

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Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:00:19 PM EDT
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I want to sit next to you at dinner.
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I don’t feed dogs from the table.  
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:00:44 PM EDT
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I can accept that
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Stuffing is a side dish

Dressing is for salads

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I can accept that

Bet be good rolls too
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:01:09 PM EDT
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Just 20 more years…
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:01:54 PM EDT
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Arthritis?
Cold snaps and pressure changes play hell on my knees and hands
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Im guessing your right.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:02:40 PM EDT
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I don’t feed dogs from the table.  
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Sit on the couch then, you fucking heathen.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:04:09 PM EDT
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I let ashley do that
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Cause you touch yourself at night



I let ashley do that


Bow chica bow bow
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:04:51 PM EDT
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Sit on the couch then, you fucking heathen.
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Go to the kids table if you want freebies.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:05:27 PM EDT
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I thought this said suffering is a side dish.
I was gonna say no no bb that is  the main course.
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Stuffing is a side dish

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I thought this said suffering is a side dish.
I was gonna say no no bb that is  the main course.


Suffering is always on the menu bb
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:05:29 PM EDT
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Just 20 more years…
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Just 20 more years…

Relocate your flooring business here, we’ll partner up…..partner
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:06:00 PM EDT
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Go to the kids table if you want freebies.
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No way. I don't know where those monsters have been.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:06:43 PM EDT
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Relocate your flooring business here, we’ll partner up…..partner
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If i relocate i wont be self employed again.  Too much bs
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:08:18 PM EDT
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Bet be good rolls too
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Stuffing is a side dish

Dressing is for salads

The only things I’m interested in at Thanksgiving are turkey, mashed taters, and a healthy smothering of gravy.  Everything else is garnish.


I can accept that

Bet be good rolls too


Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:09:18 PM EDT
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Chili and chocolate is a great combo, but for the love of god man use some sense of balance. And for fucks sake, don’t use Hersheys.

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Chili and chocolate is a great combo, but for the love of god man use some sense of balance. And for fucks sake, don’t use Hersheys.

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Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:10:48 PM EDT
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Welcome to the club, bud
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I need to move south
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:11:14 PM EDT
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Just 20 more years…
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Just 20 more years…

I doubt I’ll ever be able to quit working. Got to build enough $$$$$$$$$$$ to help the boy live out his life after we’re gone.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:12:11 PM EDT
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If i relocate i wont be self employed again.  Too much bs
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If i relocate i wont be self employed again.  Too much bs

You can work for me then.  All you can drink coffee
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:13:12 PM EDT
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Stuffing is a side dish

Dressing is for salads

The only things I’m interested in at Thanksgiving are turkey, mashed taters, and a healthy smothering of gravy.  Everything else is garnish.


I can accept that

Bet be good rolls too


https://i.pinimg.com/originals/be/fb/b2/befbb2c595cdf72dda105bc5b9263a36.gif

I resemble that

Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:15:01 PM EDT
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I need to move south
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Welcome to the club, bud



I need to move south


Sweet tea = dabeetus
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:17:11 PM EDT
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Sweet tea = dabeetus
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Welcome to the club, bud



I need to move south


Sweet tea = dabeetus

And our wings are size “mini”
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:19:11 PM EDT
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No way. I don't know where those monsters have been.
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They came straight from hell.
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:19:38 PM EDT
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You can work for me then.  All you can drink coffee
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100k yr
Ram diesel

I’ll leave tomorrow
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:19:56 PM EDT
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I need to move south
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I need to move south

NC is always looking for some good people.
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NC is always looking for some good people.
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My buddy in Raleigh keeps telling me to come
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Pennsyltucky is my home

Not leaving
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100k yr
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I’ll leave tomorrow
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100k yr
Ram diesel

I’ll leave tomorrow

I can offer gnats, that’s about it
Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:26:04 PM EDT
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that'll just buy you a few years
Give it time and pressure changes will do it too
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Link Posted: 11/23/2022 11:26:31 PM EDT
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I can offer gnats, that’s about it
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And syrup
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Which was district 12 in the hunger games?
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