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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:57:32 PM EDT
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NOPE not today!

Page 17 is mine.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:57:48 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:57:54 PM EDT
[#3]
When keeping it real goes wrong.  All she had to do was say sorry and bounce.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:57:55 PM EDT
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Prefer BJs....
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Yet...

Prefer BJs....

Whats that?

Like 2 hands or something?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:57:55 PM EDT
[#5]
She doesn't need alcohol to be overly dramatic.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:57:56 PM EDT
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This dumb bitch needs to shut up before she goes to jail.
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I'd love to know the statistics on how many people talk their way into cuffs
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:57:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Hand sanitizer is cheap mans heating lube...
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:10 PM EDT
[#8]
"Imma grip & sip!"
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Wakanda forever
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:17 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:21 PM EDT
[#11]
she should challenge the cops to a dunk contest
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:25 PM EDT
[#12]
Two sips!
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:29 PM EDT
[#13]
I sip?

A liter of liquor
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:29 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:50 PM EDT
[#15]
Who has their Altima bingo card?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:51 PM EDT
[#16]
all right.

15 minutes on the Larrivee and I realize I should've taken that guitar to my show last weekend
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:56 PM EDT
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Tulips
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Yet...

Prefer BJs....

Whats that?

Like 2 hands or something?

Tulips

Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:58:58 PM EDT
[#18]
Anyone ask the kid in the car for their ID?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:59:08 PM EDT
[#19]
Trespass her.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:59:08 PM EDT
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Ahh, yes. Like Trojan's "Fire and More Fire" lube
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:59:29 PM EDT
[#21]
count down until the guy in the squad starts talking about lizard people
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:59:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:59:32 PM EDT
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Never leave it unlocked.
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Her fly is down.

She wasn't quite tied up in that corset yet when there was a knock at the door.

Never answer the door...

Never leave it unlocked.

^
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 9:59:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:00:00 PM EDT
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Kid's sitting on a Glock switch.  Don't want them to reach for their wallet too fast.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:00:02 PM EDT
[#26]
Drugs R Bad MmmmK?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:00:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:00:16 PM EDT
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Isn't that the free spot
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:00:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:00:28 PM EDT
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"What's your name?"

"Idon'tknowwhatyoumean!"



Never change, tweakers
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:00:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:00:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:00:50 PM EDT
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Ahh, yes. Like Trojan's "Fire and More Fire" lube
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Hand sanitizer is cheap mans heating lube...


Ahh, yes. Like Trojan's "Fire and More Fire" lube

Franks Red Hot and Vaseline
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:01:13 PM EDT
[#34]
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Welcome back from dreamland.
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We have a park here called Dreamland.  Lots of violence.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:01:21 PM EDT
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Franks Red Hot and Vaseline
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Hand sanitizer is cheap mans heating lube...


Ahh, yes. Like Trojan's "Fire and More Fire" lube

Franks Red Hot and Vaseline


that's spicy
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:01:29 PM EDT
[#36]
What was the "criminal tools"?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:01:44 PM EDT
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Franks Red Hot and Vaseline
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Ahh, yes. Like Trojan's "Fire and More Fire" lube

Franks Red Hot and Vaseline


Do you mind if I take this idea to Shark Tank?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:02:00 PM EDT
[#38]
She drunk as fuck.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:02:11 PM EDT
[#39]
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Ahh, yes. Like Trojan's "Fire and More Fire" lube
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Icyhot has always been a mover...  >>>>A dab on the wrinkled star fish
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:02:27 PM EDT
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i haz the Chrysler 300 on minez
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:02:28 PM EDT
[#41]
First hour sucked donkey balls
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:02:37 PM EDT
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Do you mind if I take this idea to Shark Tank?
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Hand sanitizer is cheap mans heating lube...


Ahh, yes. Like Trojan's "Fire and More Fire" lube

Franks Red Hot and Vaseline


Do you mind if I take this idea to Shark Tank?

No problem, and I'll toss in the franchise rights for free.
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:02:40 PM EDT
[#43]
POOPH BITCHES

I'm oussideit
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:02:56 PM EDT
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Kid's sitting on a Glock switch.  Don't want them to reach for their wallet too fast.
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all the cool kids have one
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:03:00 PM EDT
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Yeah
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:03:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:03:37 PM EDT
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Franks Red Hot and Vaseline
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Do you have a book of tips on how to get rid of a girlfriend?
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:03:46 PM EDT
[#48]
BEES!
Link Posted: 3/22/2024 10:03:48 PM EDT
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NOPE not today!

Page 17 is mine.
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