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View Quote I saved that one too, last time. Lol |
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I misheard her and thought she asked if he had any Christmas cards
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So she's always been a whore with the older kid from a different father
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/429FBE1E-E3BB-49EC-8256-67F8A30E76E6_jpe-3166678.JPG View Quote Ahhhhahhaaaahhhhhhh |
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Quoted: Mine would rather give a blow job, butt I'd rather go mudd sliding... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: TWO margaritas! Give me one margarita, I'ma open my legs Give me two margaritas, I'ma give you some head Give me three margaritas, I'ma put it in my puss' Give me four margaritas, I'ma put it in my tush Give me five margaritas, I'ma have some fun Give me five margaritas, I'ma put it in your bun Imma stop at 3... Live a lil bro! Cholula and #4 would be spicy I don't want shit on or up my dick. Butt, why? Because she likes giving blowjobs and I like getting them. Mine would rather give a blow job, butt I'd rather go mudd sliding... Have fun with that |
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Jeez, look at that rain. He could taze the ground and everyone within 20' would be doing the twitch dance
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/376258076_719336836893585_25868591521158-3166675.JPG View Quote Pre-Internet days. |
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drunk and passed out on the beach while your kids go wandering off.
then getting cuffed and running away from the popo guessing they didn't graduate from Yale |
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Quoted: Neither do I but when Nurse Rachet is there with a foley and no numbing cream you don't have a choice View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: TWO margaritas! Give me one margarita, I'ma open my legs Give me two margaritas, I'ma give you some head Give me three margaritas, I'ma put it in my puss' Give me four margaritas, I'ma put it in my tush Give me five margaritas, I'ma have some fun Give me five margaritas, I'ma put it in your bun Imma stop at 3... Live a lil bro! Cholula and #4 would be spicy I don't want shit on or up my dick. Neither do I but when Nurse Rachet is there with a foley and no numbing cream you don't have a choice |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: TWO margaritas! Give me one margarita, I'ma open my legs Give me two margaritas, I'ma give you some head Give me three margaritas, I'ma put it in my puss' Give me four margaritas, I'ma put it in my tush Give me five margaritas, I'ma have some fun Give me five margaritas, I'ma put it in your bun Imma stop at 3... Live a lil bro! Cholula and #4 would be spicy I don't want shit on or up my dick. Butt, why? Because she likes giving blowjobs and I like getting them. Mine would rather give a blow job, butt I'd rather go mudd sliding... Have fun with that Yes |
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Watch your damn kids! What kind of lightweights can't handle mic ultra?
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