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Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:50:13 PM EDT
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Just put the dog in the attic
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"Double zapper"?  Silent?  Sure, until a bug gets zapped...  hence the name.
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But Waite

there is more...
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I had a raccoon ripping apart the neighbors house soffit.  Knocked on his door.  Middle of day.  Dude was in his tighty whities.  WTF?  Mad that I woke him up.
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Robitussin DM.  Jolly rancher.  Your choice of fizzy fruit flavored drink.  But lighten up on alcohol to avoid respiratory arrest.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/24522/purple-drank-ima-grip-and-sip-30652559_j-2970721.JPG
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I'd just like to say damn, y'all are some talkative MF'ers tonight!  I keep dozing off and every time I try and catch up, the thread has moved 2 pages.  

Old age is rough...

Employ caffeinated beverage as mixer to balance out alcohol and high b.p. meds.  


I have no BP meds but do use full strength Diet Coke as a mixer.  I think the nighttime cough meds are having some effect on the situation here.  Had a cough that I just can't shake for the last several weeks.


Robitussin DM.  Jolly rancher.  Your choice of fizzy fruit flavored drink.  But lighten up on alcohol to avoid respiratory arrest.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/24522/purple-drank-ima-grip-and-sip-30652559_j-2970721.JPG


I'm a very responsible drunk.  I use the high blood pressure cough meds.  Coracedin or some shit like that.  

I do not, however, measure that shit.  One swig or two, depending on how bad the cough is.  Scientific shit, my man.  Scientific.
Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:52:29 PM EDT
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Snakes in the Attic..




thats my bet

Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:52:30 PM EDT
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This is where a trained honey badger comes in handy.

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Stanley
Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:52:37 PM EDT
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9 more....
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We got some slackers here tonight!
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She has a dirty cooter =

UTI's
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I had a raccoon ripping apart the neighbors house soffit.  Knocked on his door.  Middle of day.  Dude was in his tighty whities.  WTF?  Mad that I woke him up.
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no good deed goes unpunished
Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:53:10 PM EDT
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Interesting night!
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I'm a very responsible drunk.  I use the high blood pressure cough meds.  Coracedin or some shit like that.  

I do not, however, measure that shit.  One swig or two, depending on how bad the cough is.  Scientific shit, my man.  Scientific.
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That shit gave me anxiety (cough meds)
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The old K9 trick
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Netflix currently.
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Snakes in the Attic..

https://media.giphy.com/media/EXW0So6I5ck7e/giphy.gif


thats my bet

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At least it's not a plane!
Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:53:40 PM EDT
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Game won.  Made it home.  Dog walked.  Bourbon poured.
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Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:53:48 PM EDT
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Flashbangs on styrofoam popcorn insulation.

What could go wrong?
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You going to heft the dag up into that attic Mahr?  He won't thank you for that.
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Maher playing the dog trick
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Had an apartment where the hurricane winds were causing the crawlspace lid to get sucked up.  


Dude is summoning his inner Danny Brown.
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I had a raccoon ripping apart the neighbors house soffit.  Knocked on his door.  Middle of day.  Dude was in his tighty whities.  WTF?  Mad that I woke him up.
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Night shift dude. Richie crushed the drier
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He is trying to whisper but his radio is on full blast.

Not a stealthy t rex
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Needs lessons.
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I'm telling ya' we domesticate some fucking honey badgers and train them to chase human's on command.

Barricaded in the attic? Fuck you, here's a honey badger wearing kevlar and looking to kick your ass!

Attacking an officer on the side of the road? Button pressed, fuck you here's the 2023 "trunk monkey" a honey badger looking to kick ass!

Refuse to come out during an eviction? Fuck you, here's a honey badger for you too!

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Fake dog act is stupid.
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Bark.
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He did
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Famous last words.
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Night shift dude. Richie crushed the drier
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I found out later he's a meth cook.  Made Breaking Bad hilarious when Walt was cooking in his undies.
Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:55:54 PM EDT
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Snakes in the Attic..

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thats my bet

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Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:56:12 PM EDT
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Itching the rest of the shift
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I'm a very responsible drunk.  I use the high blood pressure cough meds.  Coracedin or some shit like that.  

I do not, however, measure that shit.  One swig or two, depending on how bad the cough is.  Scientific shit, my man.  Scientific.
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I'd just like to say damn, y'all are some talkative MF'ers tonight!  I keep dozing off and every time I try and catch up, the thread has moved 2 pages.  

Old age is rough...

Employ caffeinated beverage as mixer to balance out alcohol and high b.p. meds.  


I have no BP meds but do use full strength Diet Coke as a mixer.  I think the nighttime cough meds are having some effect on the situation here.  Had a cough that I just can't shake for the last several weeks.


Robitussin DM.  Jolly rancher.  Your choice of fizzy fruit flavored drink.  But lighten up on alcohol to avoid respiratory arrest.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/24522/purple-drank-ima-grip-and-sip-30652559_j-2970721.JPG


I'm a very responsible drunk.  I use the high blood pressure cough meds.  Coracedin or some shit like that.  

I do not, however, measure that shit.  One swig or two, depending on how bad the cough is.  Scientific shit, my man.  Scientific.

Drink 'til it hurts.  Back off until it works.
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She has a dirty cooter =

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Spencer has a dirty dick.
Link Posted: 9/29/2023 10:57:01 PM EDT
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I found out later he's a meth cook.  Made Breaking Bad hilarious when Walt was cooking in his undies.
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Night shift dude. Richie crushed the drier

I found out later he's a meth cook.  Made Breaking Bad hilarious when Walt was cooking in his undies.



So Florida man
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It's an LG dryer. Odds are it was already broke.

Okay, I can't say that. I got 10 years out of my set mostly trouble free.
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Game won.  Made it home.  Dog walked.  Bourbon poured.
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