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Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:08:13 PM EDT
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I thought everything in Texas was bigger, I gues they have not seen your balls.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:11:20 PM EDT
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Become ungovernable.

We'll have a high of 71 here today.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:12:21 PM EDT
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GA boy just came in to shit on Texas.

I'm kidding though. We need to team up.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:12:21 PM EDT
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Let me know if you need any more propane.  
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As it happens, I have a working heat pump. I'll survive.


Let me know if you need any more propane.  



Calm down there Hank Hill.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:13:21 PM EDT
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There is a hometown forum for “TX only” shenanigans.

Use it!
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I believe that's mostly for hookups.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:14:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:14:53 PM EDT
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No, but your mom has.

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Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:15:41 PM EDT
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We’re all gunna die guys. Fucking 20? Wtf.

Let’s take over Mexico so we don’t have to do this anymore.
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No. That would be like Puerto Rico becoming the 51st state to the Nth degree. Close the door to illegal immigration. That's it.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:16:00 PM EDT
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What if you're descended from a Texan?
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:16:08 PM EDT
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No, but your mom has.

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No, but your mom has.

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Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:16:45 PM EDT
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I am ungovernable.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:17:30 PM EDT
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I did have to kick on the heater this morning. It was a brisk 65. After about 10 minutes it was a nice 72.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:18:52 PM EDT
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You are not my supervisor.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:19:31 PM EDT
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Actually I am literally your supervisor.

Why the fuck are you on your phone during working hours?

See me in my office.

I took a risk hiring you knowing you were a felon.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:22:00 PM EDT
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I did have to kick on the heater this morning. It was a brisk 65. After about 10 minutes it was a nice 72.
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I think it will have to get down to 32 degrees before reports of Texans getting together to spoon for heat.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:22:47 PM EDT
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Rumor has it Ted Cruz is flying with his family to the Acapulco Airport disguised as "tourists" (Spetznaz style) to seize the facility & establish an airbridge for further reinforcements.

Bigger_Hammer

Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:24:17 PM EDT
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17 forecast at my house….. thought I’d left this mess behind when I moved back to Texas. Oh well, it’ll be short lived.
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It's all that global warming making it colder.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:33:31 PM EDT
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All my cousins are fat, angry redheads.
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We'll be accepting refugees here in Arkansas, but you'll have to bring one of those hot Texas blondes as payment for crossing the Red.




That dry up there huh?  

Have family reunions not returned after COVID?








All my cousins are fat, angry redheads.


Are we related?
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:33:42 PM EDT
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What are you going to do with all the mexicans there?

Don't tell me that you plan to send them to California.  Half of them are already here.  Send them to Canada instead. No wait, that would just give us huge border issues on both sides.  Send them to russia as that would probably make an improvement there.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:33:53 PM EDT
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Don't tell me what not to do.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:36:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:41:10 PM EDT
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Planning on a 10 mile hike Friday, temp should be ~15° when I take off.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:45:00 PM EDT
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Oh no, not light zip up hoodie weather!
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:45:11 PM EDT
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Can’t wait to go to Home Depot and see people once again hoard propane kerosene etc while I calmly buy plywood for a project.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:45:50 PM EDT
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WE WILL REBUILD!!!
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:48:52 PM EDT
[#26]
Own 40 acres of mineral rights in TX, does that count? ;)

Oh an it was 4F this morning,,
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:49:13 PM EDT
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Yep, I hear you. Dipping into the 60's at night. Fucking freezing over here.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:50:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:53:46 PM EDT
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Sup?
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:55:25 PM EDT
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On the bright side, freezing to death might deter the illegals.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:57:36 PM EDT
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Yep, I hear you. Dipping into the 60's at night. Fucking freezing over here.
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No one likes a braggart.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:58:07 PM EDT
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Hello fellow Texans.  I, too, am from Texas.

How about that local Texas sports team?
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 1:59:34 PM EDT
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Hello fellow Texans.  I, too, am from Texas.

How about that local Texas sports team?
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Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:04:30 PM EDT
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I analized a hottie from Katy a few times, does that count?
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:05:42 PM EDT
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GET OUT! READ THE TITLE!
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Another no.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:06:39 PM EDT
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Serious question.  I'll be out of state visiting relatives.  What do y'all think?  Leave cabinets open and drip faucets?
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I just cancelled my travel plans, since I'm 90% certain I will lose power (country living).
If no one is home to fire up generator, could have burst pipes, not taking that chance.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:06:46 PM EDT
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I analized a hottie from Katy a few times, does that count?
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Depends if I know her or not.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:07:18 PM EDT
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Pics of cousins?
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:12:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:15:19 PM EDT
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Are we related?
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We'll be accepting refugees here in Arkansas, but you'll have to bring one of those hot Texas blondes as payment for crossing the Red.




That dry up there huh?  

Have family reunions not returned after COVID?








All my cousins are fat, angry redheads.


Are we related?
Well, we are from Arkansas...
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:20:39 PM EDT
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I identify as a Texan.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:28:04 PM EDT
[#42]
Might as well post. We all seem to end up there anyhow.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:46:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2022 2:49:06 PM EDT
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Become ungovernable.

We'll have a high of 71 here today.
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The high for me on Thursday is in the mid 70's.  Then it drops down into the 20s a couple hours later.


I'm looking forward to it.  Nice break from our normal soup weather.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 3:12:49 PM EDT
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Not bragging, I actually love the cold weather. My jest was aimed more at us Floridians that think its freezing anytime the temp drops below 70. lol
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 3:15:16 PM EDT
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Quite your bitching. Lubbock it going to be 3* on Friday.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 3:16:21 PM EDT
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I welcome our cool weather!
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 3:16:46 PM EDT
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States that harbor fucks like Beto don't tell others what to do.
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He lives close enough to be a Nuevo Mexican instead of a Fake Mexican.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 3:17:57 PM EDT
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The way things are going, your state practically will be part of Mexico in a few more years.
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Not really, they haul ass as soon as they can raise the money.
Link Posted: 12/19/2022 3:18:30 PM EDT
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