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Posted: 4/30/2018 11:05:00 AM EST

Wow, he walked over 14 miles. Insane.

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Posted: 4/30/2018 11:07:38 AM EST

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14 MILES IN FOUR DAYS?!?

Shouldn't that be four hours?

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:08:35 AM EST

[#2]

Lol 4 days to do 14 miles...

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:09:12 AM EST

[#3]

He must walk really slow or he got really really lost.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:09:31 AM EST

[#4]

So, the idiot punches the wrong address into his GPS, gets lost, then gets stuck but then decides to just walk home in the opposite direction he came form. The real kicker is, he didn't bother to grab some potato chips that he was hauling so he could eat something as he walked.

Fucking idiot.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:09:39 AM EST

[#5]

4 days to walk 14 miles with no food or water and he's driving a truckload of potato chips.

Something doesn't jive here.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:09:54 AM EST

[#6]

Was he walking in circles for awhile

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:10:03 AM EST

[#7]

If you can’t run 26.2 miles in under 3 hours, you’re a pathetic loser.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:10:50 AM EST

[#8]

It would make more sense if this guy was 80 or it was a house pet.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:11:14 AM EST

[#9]

Honestly, I'm surprised he even made it home. I mean, he probably needs constant reminders to breathe. It's really no wonder he didn't suffocate.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:11:27 AM EST

[#10]

14 miles is just an average day hike for me.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:11:52 AM EST

[#11]

Doesn’t add up...

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:11:53 AM EST

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Not a knock against truckers but they do spend most of their time sitting, so some of them are probably in terrible shape. I’ve seen a few who could barely waddle into a gas station restroom.

You can tell by the picture of his face that he’s not a skinny boy.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:11:55 AM EST

[#13]

Sounds like the redneck version of the Austrailian walkabout.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:14:31 AM EST

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Is it really hard to imagine a fat dumbfuck taking that long to walk that short of a distance?

I’m sure you see the same type of fat asses in your area that I see in mine. Check out your local Walmart and it will make sense.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:15:22 AM EST

[#15]

Even for somebody in terrible shape, that's ridiculous.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:15:52 AM EST

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:18:04 AM EST

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There has to be more to the story. Even a horribly out of shape fat ass should be able to cover that distance in hours, not days. The guy is only 22. I'm betting he was disposing of a lot lizard or something.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:18:16 AM EST

[#18]

Something tells me there was a bender and a few nights at a house of ill repute mixed in there somewhere.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:18:21 AM EST

[#19]

he is probably as fat as his pic makes him out to be and couldn't hack it. And people didn't want to bust their suspension and pick him up roadside.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:18:21 AM EST

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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If you can’t run 26.2 miles in under 3 hours, you’re a pathetic loser.

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Perfectly executed sir.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:18:57 AM EST

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14 MILES IN FOUR DAYS?!?

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First post wins again.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:19:07 AM EST

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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If you can’t run 26.2 miles in under 3 hours, you’re a pathetic loser.

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Too slow

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:20:44 AM EST

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Fucking fatbody's man. They disgust me.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:23:38 AM EST

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Even if he was wading through thigh deep snow, uphill, barefoot, and doing only one mile every two hours.... and lets say he rested 30 minutes per mile.... that's only 35 hours of travel time.

What did he do with the other 61 hours?

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:25:27 AM EST

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Yeah, maybe 6hrs...

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:26:43 AM EST

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The story that I read indicated that he used his cell phone for a GPS which is not a good idea for truckers. Anyone who drives a CDL truck should have a GPS that shows designated Truck Routes.
That driver should try to hire in with a bigger company and get some training.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:26:57 AM EST

[#27]

"Well, I'm fired. Fuck this."

Trust me on this.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:28:27 AM EST

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I must be a pathetic loser. I can't run a mile much less 26.2.Your brush paints a broad stroke, could be you are wrong.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:28:53 AM EST

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Not exactly the paragon of health:

ETA: Also, 22 years old.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:35:34 AM EST

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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Fuck your Mom! And Fuck her Medical Condition

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:35:45 AM EST

[#31]

Hell I've almost walked that far home from the bar at bar close totally shit faced

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:36:25 AM EST

[#32]

Meth deal went bad and his buyer kidnapped him so he could go to Mexico and cook exclusively for him.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:36:40 AM EST

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4 days to walk 14 miles with no food or water and he's driving a truckload of potato chips.

Something doesn't jive here.

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I'm on my mobile so I can't post the pic.

"I'm not saying it was aliens,"

"But it was aliens"

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:37:03 AM EST

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It’s seems odd, but he also doesn’t look like a track star, he probably wasn’t on honor roll either.

Not saying all truckers are dumb, but the ones that drive into the FS roads and get stuck are.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:37:15 AM EST

[#35]

There Is more to this story

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:39:12 AM EST

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well, it was in snow and 30^o temps. Which meant he should have walked faster to stay warm.

Also, why the fuck is his fat ass in the hospital?

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:41:25 AM EST

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I walk a couple miles every morning.

I'm coming in at just under 15 minutes per mile without really exerting myself.

If I started walking 14 miles at 8:00AM, I'm quite sure I could be home for lunch!

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:41:42 AM EST

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I think ole boy qualifies for a random drug test this time about

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:42:16 AM EST

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Weird story.

Looks like he ate all of the chips before he ventured out

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:43:24 AM EST

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And here I was expecting some Motor T boot Lieutenant.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:46:12 AM EST

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Was his name Billy

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:47:27 AM EST

[#42]

Nice job, Hoss.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:47:38 AM EST

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Dang me too.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:48:15 AM EST

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Was his name Billy
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Posted: 4/30/2018 11:51:17 AM EST

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Lol 4 days to do 14 miles...

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No kidding. Those are rookie numbers.

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:52:12 AM EST

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There has to be more to the story. Even a horribly out of shape fat ass should be able to cover that distance in hours, not days. The guy is only 22. I'm betting he was disposing of a lot lizard or something.

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This... When the snow melts someone will probably find a hooker buried in the snow...

Posted: 4/30/2018 11:57:07 AM EST

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Even if he was wading through thigh deep snow, uphill, barefoot, and doing only one mile every two hours.... and lets say he rested 30 minutes per mile.... that's only 35 hours of travel time.

What did he do with the other 61 hours?

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61 hours is plenty of time to...
Fall in love with a lot lizard, have an entire relationship, spend all of his money, get hisheart broken, kill her and leave the body out in the snow....