Can I pick someone from a comic book?

EDIT: Or how about a video game?

Hey shorty, it's yo birfday!

Why wouldn't you?

This is about characters, despite what a few of the commenters think.

Okay. Alright. Go ahead and tell us what dude you were thinking of wifing then already. Feel better now?

Cocain Pam is the hot one.

I'd take carla...but she needs both hands.

Then I'll take Tifa Lockhart:

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Tyler, Point Break

Selma in Desperado is probably my first choice.  But the more I think about it and the fact I would like to be well cared for, I may go for Linda Kozlowski from Crocodile Dundee.  Once her dad died, we are filthy rich.

Bond girl

Abbie Cornish from Sucker Punch



Always thought Catherine Heigel was stunning



And who doesn't like Agent Carter?

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Brooke Langton - The Replacements.

Slack from Land of the Dead.

Adelaide Kane, in Reign.

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Here she is in other things;

Nice call.  Cute, sexy, great attitude, and she owns her own bar.

How about being consort to Jenna Coleman - as Queen Victoria? Best part (per the rules) is her appearance wouldn't change so she'd never look like the real Victoria did when she got old.

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Of course you might end up dead after only 22 years of marriage.

She has man hands.

Damn, I forgot about the hot sister -- and I'm one of the few guys on here who like short haired chicks.

Non-short haired picture:



And in character - smile more, ladies.

Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island

Tough one, given the parameters.  Lots of beautiful women in movies and TV shows, but a lot of them would make horrible wives, or at least not very good ones.  Heck, most of them, really.

Although one thing I'm wondering about with the "no change" thing is with characters that actually do change and evolve during the course of a movie or show, and show capacity for further change.  Is that capacity for change part of the deal, or are they frozen at a particular moment, and if so, what is that moment?

Just thinking about it briefly, a few potential candidates come to mind:

-Ana de Armas's character in Knives Out.  Attractive, kind, caring, loving, humble, motivated to do good, etc.  Just inherited a nice property, a lot of wealth, and things that can lead to creation of more wealth.  Never married, no kids, and I suspect the character was meant to be Cuban like the actress (so perhaps a less than favorable view towards communism, and probably Catholic, and may also know how to make some good food).  She doesn't seem to have any truly serious flaws, although she isn't perfect, either.  If anything, she might be a tad naïve, which is hardly a terrible thing.

-Jewel Staite as either Dr. Keller in Stargate, or Kaylee in Firefly.  Reasonably attractive and quite cute, especially in the latter.  Neither has intolerable flaws.  Keller is intelligent (IIRC, part of her backstory was that she graduated very early from high school and college, allowing her to be a physician with her responsibilities while being that young), has a good-paying job, has shown a willingness to move on to other jobs of a similar economic nature if circumstances make that the better option, etc.  Probably a better match, although Kaylee, while simpler, seems like she'd be pretty loyal and both characters are just nice people.

-Annie from Community (Alison Brie).  Attractive, nice, no risk of STDs (character was a virgin throughout the series, IIRC), fun, no relationship/child baggage.  She does have some issues, though, although mainly past issues, which seem to relate to self-esteem.  Also a bit childish for her age.  Not bad overall, though.

If it wasn't for her job and the likely presence of psychological issues from being raped 2-3 times, Gina from Miami Vice would also be a decent candidate.  Good looking actress, and despite her age, she's still fairly good-looking.

Emily Blunt in The Devil Wears Prada.

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In 22 years I’ll be 71 so, you got yerself a deal.

I know per the rules they wouldn't change, but Saundra Santiago is indeed still looking pretty good at 63.

Quoted:

2. ...they will never age, or change in any way..

3. ...they will also have ALL OF THE SAME CHARACTERISTICS of that character that they had at the beginning of the movie.

Jill Casey character (Jill Flint) in Royal Pains

Astrid from crazy rich Asians

If you remember the first episode she was kind of a slut.

I missed that, but in that case, Ana de Armas's character in Knives Out is a prime candidate.  IIRC, at the beginning of the movie Plummer's character was already dead, so she had already inherited his wealth and just hadn't been notified, yet.  Attractive, a bunch of good qualities, speaks Spanish (my family would love that), and about to find out she became wealthy, while also having no major flaws that I can see, as well as no baggage.  I'm having a hard time of thinking of someone better right now, although Annie from Community would still be decent.

That also makes some characters not so bad.  For example, Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones was a very different person right at the beginning of the series from what she became by the end of it.  She would be a good choice as she was then, but a horrible choice as she was for most of the series.

I just thought of another one:

16 pages and the first and only mention of Mary Louise Parker is on 13?

Elizabeth Shue in Call to Glory, but the character was only 16 or so, so that's out.

Emily Procter as Ainsley Hayes, wicked smart, loyal to the idea of doing the right thing.

Peta Wilson as Nikita, need I say more.

Lauren Bacall as Slim in To Have and Have Not. Tough, savvy, smart, holds up her end of a conversation.

Madchen Amick in Trapped In Paradise.

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Captain Samantha Carter

Zooey Deschanel in Yes Man

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Alyson Hannigan. Willow from Buffy...

Redhead. Gorgeous. Occasional bi-sexuality. Was a vampire for a bit...

This just keeps working...

River Song

that was a hilarious episode. "....and I think I'm kinda gay!"

"...spoilers..."

HNNNGGGGGGGGG good choice!

Heart of gold and anxious to please.

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Better pic from that era:
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Dawn Wells as Mary Anne .

Milla Jovovich has always had me since that Blue Lagoon movie. It’s okay, because she’s older than me. But despite the horrible name LeeLoo is...perfect.


Jessica Biel has been another favorite of mine, I’ll take her as the attorney in Chuck and Larry:
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Don’t think I can post the other pic from that movie. Not positive the catsuit is okay.

And although a companion was on page 1, it was the wrong one. Clara Oswald is the best:


Had they put her with David Tennant it would’ve been awesome.

Mrs. Garrett - The Facts of Life

Renee Zellweger late 90’s but I need to update my list...

Yes, I know that she's a stinking liberal anti-gun nut.
But she did a pretty good job in that movie -" A million ways to die in the West."
And a pretty good-looking African-American, too.

Is that the same actress who played the FBI agents ex-wife in The Sarah Connor Chronicles?

Joe Dirt's girlfriend, Brandy

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