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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 6:44:20 PM EDT
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Penelope Ann Miller in Carlito’s Way

Carlito's Way (1993) - Cheesecake Scene (4/10) | Movieclips
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 6:48:15 PM EDT
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Ill go with Hayek in Desperado
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Good choice I would consider her in From dusk til Dawn.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 6:50:25 PM EDT
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Wouldn’t happen.

Why do people forget how jealous Jeannie was?
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Thats because her MASTER was an idiot.
My fantasy currently is upgrading a battleship to my personal yacht with a all female crew...
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:16:03 PM EDT
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Stifler's mom
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:23:26 PM EDT
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Do you really want to watch her bang all the teenage dudes in the neighborhood?
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:23:53 PM EDT
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I'm picking Cote de Pablo as Ziva David from NCIS

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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:25:08 PM EDT
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Do you really want to watch her bang all the teenage dudes in the neighborhood?
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Do you really want to watch her bang all the teenage dudes in the neighborhood?
It was just one and he went to college
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:29:20 PM EDT
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Easy-Peasy


I pick Barbara Eden's character Jeannie from the TV show I Dream Of Jeannie


As loyal & kind as a Golden Retriever ,  great morals , drop dead gorgeous.  Plus shes a genie , so there's that.



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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:30:19 PM EDT
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Lea Thompson as Lorraine from Back to the Future.  Or Red Dawn. Either one would be fine.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:30:59 PM EDT
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Kate Beckinsale - Underworld
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Winner, winner. I'll take her from one of the later movies in the series. Able to go out in sunlight, immortal, and can make me immortal too.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:33:10 PM EDT
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Lagertha and Selene were picked so I'll go with either of these




Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:33:58 PM EDT
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You would choose to live out your life with a barmaid who works at an underground assassins fraternity?  Did you not think this through,  or did you just not read the op's rules?

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:34:02 PM EDT
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Edith Bunker.  I could listen to that voice all day.


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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:44:44 PM EDT
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I'm picking Cote de Pablo as Ziva David from NCIS

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Stole Ziva! you bastard! lol  So I will go Lilly/ Alyson Hannigan from how i met your mother.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:48:16 PM EDT
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Another great one. I wouldn't mind being a vampire
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Another great one. I wouldn't mind being a vampire

And what about the 'licking the dogshit off her boots' part?
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:48:26 PM EDT
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I'm picking Cote de Pablo as Ziva David from NCIS

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Good choice-
Pros: She is hot, IDF, Mossad, knows guns, doesn't mind shooting people.
Cons: She is at work all the time, Mossad, hangs out with her boss and DiNozzo way too much.

As an alternative, you could also get Fiona Glenanne, Burn Notice, good with guns, likes blowing things up, but she is too obsessed with Michael and a terrorist, and probably on the no-fly list.

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:51:37 PM EDT
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Do you really want to watch her bang all the teenage dudes in the neighborhood?
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Do you really want to watch her bang all the teenage dudes in the neighborhood?
Fine, I'll take either Velma or Daphne
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:52:05 PM EDT
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You would choose to live out your life with a barmaid who works at an underground assassins fraternity?  Did you not think this through,  or did you just not read the op's rules?

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That would be most of the people in this thread.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 7:55:34 PM EDT
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Kate Beckinsale - Underworld
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Winner winner chicken dinner. This right here.


Edit to add....she can suck the ..... out of me anytime :;
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:02:29 PM EDT
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That would be most of the people in this thread.
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You would choose to live out your life with a barmaid who works at an underground assassins fraternity?  Did you not think this through,  or did you just not read the op's rules?


That would be most of the people in this thread.



Lol true.  

Could you imagine the baggage and drama that girl would bring to a relationship? Shes a barmaid..... who tends bar at an assassins hangout.


You get tired of her shit, try to break it off - you die

She THINKS you're fucking around on her (even wrongly)- you die

Have a fight with her?  She gets really pissy and does something irrational- you die

One of the assassins who used to fuck her wants you out of the picture- well, you can guess the rest

That's a lot of shit to deal with.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:06:43 PM EDT
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Don't you think you should pick and adult
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Hey we're the same age She was easily an adult when the movie was made and her character was likely 18.

The better choice is probably Wichita from Zombieland, I was just in a hurry at the time and couldn't remember her character's name.


Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:07:05 PM EDT
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Leeloo

Big bada boom.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:07:25 PM EDT
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Samantha/Bewitched
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:15:07 PM EDT
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This is the winner.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:15:44 PM EDT
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Bree Olsen as Daphne from Scooby Doo
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:16:32 PM EDT
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This is my wife's vote.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:17:41 PM EDT
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Nika from Hitman - Olga Kurylenko
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:17:43 PM EDT
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Fantastic choice. Count me in
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:19:16 PM EDT
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Cinderella
The classic Disney film.
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What did Cinderella say when her photographs weren't developed on time?
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:22:22 PM EDT
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100%

I don’t even think my wife would argue with me about it.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:24:20 PM EDT
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Lagertha from The VIKINGS,  Katheryn Winnick.
I'd wrap her legs around my head and walk around with her like a feed bag.

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YES
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:26:31 PM EDT
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Millia Jovovich as Lilu in 5th Element.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:27:22 PM EDT
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@Downtrodden

This one for the win!!
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:30:34 PM EDT
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*tries to think of hot rich nymphos*
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:31:29 PM EDT
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I have it on good authority ain't nobody been twixt her nethers in going on a year.
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I could stand to hear a little more.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:34:21 PM EDT
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Peggy Hill or Peg Bundy for sure
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:36:32 PM EDT
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Hey we're the same age She was easily an adult when the movie was made and her character was likely 18.

The better choice is probably Wichita from Zombieland, I was just in a hurry at the time and couldn't remember her character's name.

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Hey we're the same age She was easily an adult when the movie was made and her character was likely 18.

The better choice is probably Wichita from Zombieland, I was just in a hurry at the time and couldn't remember her character's name.

https://www.nextleatherjackets.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/27.1-2.jpg


She would steal your shit in the middle of the night and abandon you to die.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:37:03 PM EDT
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Fantastic choice. Count me in
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Fantastic choice. Count me in


I would too.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:37:12 PM EDT
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Abbie Carmichael



Elena Montero

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:38:45 PM EDT
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We did this before and it was interesting some of the choices.


rules.  the most important rule is # 1.

1. you can pick any female actress you want, to be your new wife. but you cant say i want angelina jolie, you have to pick a character she played, for example say, i want angelina jolie, as tomb raider. you get that character and her good side and her bad side as well .


2. the character you pick will have the exact same looks they had in the movie, the same figure, same personality, same good decisions, or same bad decisions, same morals, or lack of them, etc, and they will never age, or change in any way..

3. however...  they will also have ALL OF THE SAME CHARACTERISTICS of that character that they had at the beginning of the movie.  so, if you pick angelina jolie as tomb raider... you WILL get a super hot, super rich women... but you also get all her problems. her independence, her drive, her adrenline addiction , her hobbies, her morals, her ethics, and all of the same enemies or friends she had in the movie. her looks and figure will last forever, but so will those same problems.  so, you pick tomb raider, your always going to have adventures that are filled with murderous bad guys trying to kill you n her for her discoveries. you pick the chick from " gone girl", you get a hot blonde... but shes always planning ways to frame you and get you convicted for her murder / rape or whatever. you pick julia roberts from pretty woman, you will get a pretty redheaded woman.. but you also get a whore / prostitute who wont stop whoring for money.


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Bonnie McMurrie.....
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:40:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:41:27 PM EDT
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Good choice-
Pros: She is hot, IDF, Mossad, knows guns, doesn't mind shooting people.
Cons: She is at work all the time, Mossad, hangs out with her boss and DiNozzo way too much.

As an alternative, you could also get Fiona Glenanne, Burn Notice, good with guns, likes blowing things up, but she is too obsessed with Michael and a terrorist, and probably on the no-fly list.

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Wow, good choice.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:45:24 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:45:31 PM EDT
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Julianne Hough as Erin Tierney/Katie Feldman in Safe Haven
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:45:43 PM EDT
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I really dug Faye Dunaway in "Bonnie & Clyde"

There would be many better pics, but OP is not my supervisor.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:48:36 PM EDT
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Julianne Hough as Erin Tierney/Katie Feldman in Safe Haven
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She goes both ways IRL
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:50:15 PM EDT
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Joni Mitchell as herself in The Last Waltz.

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Bonnie McMurrie.....
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We did this before and it was interesting some of the choices.


rules.  the most important rule is # 1.

1. you can pick any female actress you want, to be your new wife. but you cant say i want angelina jolie, you have to pick a character she played, for example say, i want angelina jolie, as tomb raider. you get that character and her good side and her bad side as well .


2. the character you pick will have the exact same looks they had in the movie, the same figure, same personality, same good decisions, or same bad decisions, same morals, or lack of them, etc, and they will never age, or change in any way..

3. however...  they will also have ALL OF THE SAME CHARACTERISTICS of that character that they had at the beginning of the movie.  so, if you pick angelina jolie as tomb raider... you WILL get a super hot, super rich women... but you also get all her problems. her independence, her drive, her adrenline addiction , her hobbies, her morals, her ethics, and all of the same enemies or friends she had in the movie. her looks and figure will last forever, but so will those same problems.  so, you pick tomb raider, your always going to have adventures that are filled with murderous bad guys trying to kill you n her for her discoveries. you pick the chick from " gone girl", you get a hot blonde... but shes always planning ways to frame you and get you convicted for her murder / rape or whatever. you pick julia roberts from pretty woman, you will get a pretty redheaded woman.. but you also get a whore / prostitute who wont stop whoring for money.


and GO !  


Bonnie McMurrie.....

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:57:46 PM EDT
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Good choice-
Pros: She is hot, IDF, Mossad, knows guns, doesn't mind shooting people.
Cons: She is at work all the time, Mossad, hangs out with her boss and DiNozzo way too much.

As an alternative, you could also get Fiona Glenanne, Burn Notice, good with guns, likes blowing things up, but she is too obsessed with Michael and a terrorist, and probably on the no-fly list.

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EXCELLENT choice
gabrielle anwar
let's not forget this cutie
Dina Meyer
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:00:08 PM EDT
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I also wouldn't mind smashing Tanis from Letterkenny.

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