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Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:04:38 AM EDT
[#2]
I really should just win the Powerball so I can live in the mountains like a hermit.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:04:53 AM EDT
[#3]
What are you guys talking about? Did something happen? Did we dead?
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:05:24 AM EDT
[#4]
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I really should just win the Powerball so I can live in the mountains like a hermit.


Isn't it ironic that you have to be rich to live like that?
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:06:27 AM EDT
[#5]
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I really should just win the Powerball so I can live in the mountains like a hermit.


Isn't it ironic that you have to be rich to live like that?


It really is, isn't it?

I'm just tired of sitting down at my desk and immediately getting a call from our new employee because he doesn't understand something else that a bit of critical thinking would help him understand.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:09:48 AM EDT
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I really should just win the Powerball so I can live in the mountains like a hermit.


Isn't it ironic that you have to be rich to live like that?


It really is, isn't it?

I'm just tired of sitting down at my desk and immediately getting a call from our new employee because he doesn't understand something else that a bit of critical thinking would help him understand.


His new name is Shitty.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:12:46 AM EDT
[#7]
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What are you guys talking about? Did something happen? Did we dead?


Sigh......just some drama last night.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:14:11 AM EDT
[#8]
I miss Hank, and I miss Boxer.  This shit is fucky this morning.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:14:42 AM EDT
[#9]
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I miss Hank, and I miss Boxer.  This shit is fucky this morning.


Details?
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:18:08 AM EDT
[#10]
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I miss Hank, and I miss Boxer.  This shit is fucky this morning.


Details?


Hank.....an awesome dog that died back in 2006.  

Boxer....a 32 lbs cat that thought he was a 3lbs dog, died a few years ago.

Now I am stuck with this cat that I am pretty sure is trying to murder me.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:19:43 AM EDT
[#11]
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I miss Hank, and I miss Boxer.  This shit is fucky this morning.


Details?


Hank.....an awesome dog that died back in 2006.  

Boxer....a 32 lbs cat that thought he was a 3lbs dog, died a few years ago.

Now I am stuck with this cat that I am pretty sure is trying to murder me.


Oh

Can you try to teach the new cat to cook?
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:20:27 AM EDT
[#12]
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OK, I have hidden behind the ramparts too long.

Got to go on a LRRP.

I am going with Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity.

We are going to confirm the POS of the Zombie Progressives.

We will be venturing no more than 100 klicks from my current POS in a clover leaf pattern.

If we don't return by 1800 EST, assume we are compromised and proceed to RP Bravo.


FRAGO FRAGO FRAGO

GB is fucking AWOL

Joe Pags has "volunteered" to take his place on the mission.

Gearing up, will be in PZ posture by 1000.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:24:35 AM EDT
[#13]
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OK, I have hidden behind the ramparts too long.

Got to go on a LRRP.

I am going with Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity.

We are going to confirm the POS of the Zombie Progressives.

We will be venturing no more than 100 klicks from my current POS in a clover leaf pattern.

If we don't return by 1800 EST, assume we are compromised and proceed to RP Bravo.


FRAGO FRAGO FRAGO

GB is fucking AWOL

Joe Pags has "volunteered" to take his place on the mission.

Gearing up, will be in PZ posture by 1000.


The mind is always the first thing to go
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:25:44 AM EDT
[#14]
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I miss Hank, and I miss Boxer.  This shit is fucky this morning.


Details?


Hank.....an awesome dog that died back in 2006.  

Boxer....a 32 lbs cat that thought he was a 3lbs dog, died a few years ago.

Now I am stuck with this cat that I am pretty sure is trying to murder me.


Oh

Can you try to teach the new cat to cook?


This cat is afraid of me....I walk into the room, she walks out.  But I am thinking that she wants me dead.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:26:28 AM EDT
[#15]
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I miss Hank, and I miss Boxer.  This shit is fucky this morning.


Details?


Hank.....an awesome dog that died back in 2006.  

Boxer....a 32 lbs cat that thought he was a 3lbs dog, died a few years ago.

Now I am stuck with this cat that I am pretty sure is trying to murder me.


Oh

Can you try to teach the new cat to cook?


Also....I am pretty good at cooking.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:28:02 AM EDT
[#16]
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I really should just win the Powerball so I can live in the mountains like a hermit.


Isn't it ironic that you have to be rich to live like that?


It really is, isn't it?

I'm just tired of sitting down at my desk and immediately getting a call from our new employee because he doesn't understand something else that a bit of critical thinking would help him understand.


A group of people who work under me have two basic tasks.  They start their shift by doing Task 1.  After they finish Task 1 or after their lunch, whichever comes first, they do Task 2.  I've lost track of how many times one of them has come to me and said, "I'm done with Task 1.  What should I do now?"  

Now that I have put it this way I really might start referring to them as Task 1 and Task 2 when dealing with this group of people.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:28:29 AM EDT
[#17]
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OK, I have hidden behind the ramparts too long.

Got to go on a LRRP.

I am going with Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity.

We are going to confirm the POS of the Zombie Progressives.

We will be venturing no more than 100 klicks from my current POS in a clover leaf pattern.

If we don't return by 1800 EST, assume we are compromised and proceed to RP Bravo.


FRAGO FRAGO FRAGO

GB is fucking AWOL

Joe Pags has "volunteered" to take his place on the mission.

Gearing up, will be in PZ posture by 1000.


Do what now?
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:30:26 AM EDT
[#18]
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I miss Hank, and I miss Boxer.  This shit is fucky this morning.


Details?


Hank.....an awesome dog that died back in 2006.  

Boxer....a 32 lbs cat that thought he was a 3lbs dog, died a few years ago.

Now I am stuck with this cat that I am pretty sure is trying to murder me.


Oh

Can you try to teach the new cat to cook?


Also....I am pretty good at cooking.


Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:31:17 AM EDT
[#19]
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OK, I have hidden behind the ramparts too long.

Got to go on a LRRP.

I am going with Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity.

We are going to confirm the POS of the Zombie Progressives.

We will be venturing no more than 100 klicks from my current POS in a clover leaf pattern.

If we don't return by 1800 EST, assume we are compromised and proceed to RP Bravo.


FRAGO FRAGO FRAGO

GB is fucking AWOL

Joe Pags has "volunteered" to take his place on the mission.

Gearing up, will be in PZ posture by 1000.


Do what now?


I think he's whacking off while watching Lord of the Rings.

FRODO FRODO FRODO OH GOD HNNNNNNNNNNNG
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:33:47 AM EDT
[#20]
Did you guys see Old Painless's new thread?

Pretty slick.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:35:45 AM EDT
[#21]
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Did you guys see Old Painless's new thread?

Pretty slick.


The one where he used Fat_McNasty's bullets?

Yes. In fact it is very freaking slick
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:36:40 AM EDT
[#22]
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Did you guys see Old Painless's new thread?

Pretty slick.


The one where he used Fat_McNasty's bullets?

Yes. In fact it is very freaking slick


Yes....I want to try that.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:37:08 AM EDT
[#23]
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OK, I have hidden behind the ramparts too long.

Got to go on a LRRP.

I am going with Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity.

We are going to confirm the POS of the Zombie Progressives.

We will be venturing no more than 100 klicks from my current POS in a clover leaf pattern.

If we don't return by 1800 EST, assume we are compromised and proceed to RP Bravo.


FRAGO FRAGO FRAGO

GB is fucking AWOL

Joe Pags has "volunteered" to take his place on the mission.

Gearing up, will be in PZ posture by 1000.


Do what now?


I think he's whacking off while watching Lord of the Rings.

FRODO FRODO FRODO OH GOD HNNNNNNNNNNNG


That's actually the only part that makes sense to me...

FRAGO is shorthand for Fragmentary Order, or an update to a specific section of a previously issued Operation Order (OPORD)
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:40:16 AM EDT
[#24]
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:42:18 AM EDT
[#25]
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That's actually the only part that makes sense to me...

FRAGO is shorthand for Fragmentary Order, or an update to a specific section of a previously issued Operation Order (OPORD)


Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:42:47 AM EDT
[#26]
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Did you guys see Old Painless's new thread?

Pretty slick.


The one where he used Fat_McNasty's bullets?

Yes. In fact it is very freaking slick


Yes....I want to try that.


Did you see the price Fats listed for the dies to do that?
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:44:19 AM EDT
[#27]
Good morning peeps!
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:44:48 AM EDT
[#28]
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Did you guys see Old Painless's new thread?

Pretty slick.


The one where he used Fat_McNasty's bullets?

Yes. In fact it is very freaking slick


Yes....I want to try that.


Did you see the price Fats listed for the dies to do that?


No, expensive?
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:45:25 AM EDT
[#29]
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Did you guys see Old Painless's new thread?

Pretty slick.


The one where he used Fat_McNasty's bullets?

Yes. In fact it is very freaking slick


Yes....I want to try that.


Did you see the price Fats listed for the dies to do that?


No, expensive?


$1,500 for the dies
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:45:33 AM EDT
[#30]
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f0421816f871604879c7c31a168712e/tumblr_mkiojkStuY1rexcp7o1_250.gif[/quot

What is that? You owe me for one jelly doughnut!
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:46:28 AM EDT
[#31]
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Did you guys see Old Painless's new thread?

Pretty slick.


The one where he used Fat_McNasty's bullets?

Yes. In fact it is very freaking slick


Yes....I want to try that.


Did you see the price Fats listed for the dies to do that?


No, expensive?


$1,500 for the dies


Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:46:41 AM EDT
[#32]
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Good morning peeps!


Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:46:48 AM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:46:49 AM EDT
[#34]
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f0421816f871604879c7c31a168712e/tumblr_mkiojkStuY1rexcp7o1_250.gif[/quot

What is that? You owe me for one jelly doughnut!


Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:47:19 AM EDT
[#35]
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Did you guys see Old Painless's new thread?

Pretty slick.


The one where he used Fat_McNasty's bullets?

Yes. In fact it is very freaking slick


Yes....I want to try that.


Did you see the price Fats listed for the dies to do that?


No, expensive?


$1,500 for the dies




Yeah. I too thought I wanted to try that, until I saw the price of the tools.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:47:32 AM EDT
[#36]
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:47:52 AM EDT
[#37]


Works well on bearded hipsters too
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:47:56 AM EDT
[#38]
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:50:58 AM EDT
[#39]


Notice the red hair...  She's not acting.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:51:38 AM EDT
[#40]
Fairy bastards
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:52:34 AM EDT
[#41]
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Fairy bastards


Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:53:06 AM EDT
[#42]
Why not.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:54:39 AM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:55:26 AM EDT
[#44]
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:56:16 AM EDT
[#45]
I am out guys, have a good morning.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:58:39 AM EDT
[#46]
Later fury
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 5:59:02 AM EDT
[#47]
Later rust bucket.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 6:00:08 AM EDT
[#48]
Had a fun talk with my boss this morning about how he is so broke he needs to sell the business and I might be out of a job this year. Fuck I need to find something else.
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 6:00:36 AM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 4/2/2013 6:00:42 AM EDT
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