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Link Posted: 12/13/2020 7:35:30 PM EDT
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Missouri taint barber
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 7:36:46 PM EDT
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Missouri Pirkle barber
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Link Posted: 12/13/2020 7:38:53 PM EDT
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Aspiring Idaho slackjaw rapper
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 7:39:27 PM EDT
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10/10. gawl dang it
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 7:39:33 PM EDT
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Aspiring Idaho slackjaw fag rapper
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Link Posted: 12/13/2020 7:40:22 PM EDT
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10/10 gawl dang it
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 8:39:26 PM EDT
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Rode hard and put away wet Idaho loosejawed fapper
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Link Posted: 12/13/2020 8:42:09 PM EDT
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Antonio Scagderious
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 8:50:02 PM EDT
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Butchering the cactus that you awoke to find surrounding your home.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 8:51:36 PM EDT
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Crying as you leave the cat zoo, diarrhea trickling down your legs.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:25:11 PM EDT
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I joined on 06/06/06. What do I win?
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:31:45 PM EDT
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This isn’t some post whore, or photo dump thread. Post something serious or get out.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:33:44 PM EDT
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Post a nonsensical riff, or you lose.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:36:52 PM EDT
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Don't just STARE at it; EAT it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:38:32 PM EDT
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Don't just STARE at it; EAT it.
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Don't just STARE at it; EAT it.


Make it suffer by starting on it's paws, or be kind.. and bite off it's head lice first?
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:49:16 PM EDT
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:51:38 PM EDT
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You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:51:47 PM EDT
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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.
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Make it suffer by starting on it's paws, or be kind.. and bite off it's head lice first?

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.


Fetish mouth.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:53:05 PM EDT
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You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
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Mmmm.. chocolate baby heads!  
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:54:42 PM EDT
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You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:54:42 PM EDT
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You're gonna wish you never fucking got up this fucking morning asshole, because my boyfriend's gonna fuck you up! And then after that while he's fucking up your fucking gay uncle over there I'm gonna fucking cut off your cock and mail it to your mother, you fucking faggot bitch! You gaylord fucking bitch! How do you like that? You like that a lot you fucking faggot? You like to ass fuck? Fontanella fucking babyheads!
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Ho Lee Shit!

Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:56:34 PM EDT
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You like to fuck babyheads? You like to fuck boys? He's gonna fuck you in the ass, how do you like that? He's not even gay but he'll do it just to fuck.
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My first time ever being a Karen and this happens Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 9:57:35 PM EDT
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He may not be from missouri but he’s ok

Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:03:27 PM EDT
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Yes... , This is not ‘Nam. This is riffing. There are rules.
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:05:29 PM EDT
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Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:26:34 PM EDT
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I told you three times already, the law's on my side! I play cards with D.H. Shelnut, chief of 8000! So hold my KD, you old bastard!
Link Posted: 12/13/2020 10:30:02 PM EDT
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I told you three times already, the law's on my side! I play cards with D.H. Shelnut, chief of 8000! So hold my KD, you old bastard!
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You stinkblade
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:29:09 AM EDT
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Atomic porcine wings.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:30:02 AM EDT
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Needy McGreedy's fairy dusted armadillo juice.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:36:26 AM EDT
[#30]
Jackable beef
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:36:46 AM EDT
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Cabbage and baby headed yankee bait.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:37:18 AM EDT
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Plastic scented worms
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:39:00 AM EDT
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Stone cold shoulder rolled pinochle blades.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:40:13 AM EDT
[#34]
Lucite cased teddy bears.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:40:36 AM EDT
[#35]
Stem cold cell Austin research Steves.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:41:05 AM EDT
[#36]
Lumpy panty cleaner attachments.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:42:36 AM EDT
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Smoothing the retard's library card.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:43:06 AM EDT
[#38]
Clock radios for Christ.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:43:52 AM EDT
[#39]
Bubbling brimstone beakers.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:44:13 AM EDT
[#40]
Burnt pistolwhips.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:44:40 AM EDT
[#41]
Calibrated mop noggins.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:45:04 AM EDT
[#42]
Hat shingles
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:45:28 AM EDT
[#43]
Toenail Sorbet.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:45:53 AM EDT
[#44]
Gadfly craters.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:46:15 AM EDT
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Poking the bear with a pumpkin.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:46:21 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:46:49 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:47:21 AM EDT
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Exploding Sissy pictures.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:48:09 AM EDT
[#49]
Pulling the fire extinguisher's hair.
Link Posted: 12/14/2020 12:48:33 AM EDT
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Painting the deep sea paisley.
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