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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 5:57:56 PM EDT
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I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies
Man, I feel just like a rockstar
All my brothers got that gas
And they always be smokin' like a Rasta
Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi
And show up, man, them the shottas
When my homies pull up on your block
They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta

Other than that, fine I guess.
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 5:58:16 PM EDT
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Shit that is fucking funny!

Link Posted: 12/19/2020 5:58:32 PM EDT
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One thing is for sure....this time of year....dude walks into a chic store....worker chics come running.

They know you're there to buy

Easy money
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 5:58:40 PM EDT
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I've been fuckin' hoes and poppin' pillies
Man, I feel just like a rockstar
All my brothers got that gas
And they always be smokin' like a Rasta
Fuckin' with me, call up on a Uzi
And show up, man, them the shottas
When my homies pull up on your block
They make that thing go grrra-ta-ta-ta

Other than that, fine I guess.
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He grew up just a couple miles up the road.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 5:59:00 PM EDT
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GOD I LOVE GD!!!
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ScagDriver 2024
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 5:59:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 5:59:11 PM EDT
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Holy shit, I know you
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 5:59:59 PM EDT
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Redneck?

This kid:

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Dun growt up and he's runnin' into to town fer his wife to get some possibles from Bed Bath and Beyond.

One thing them ol' country boys love it's some Bed Bath and Beyond.

Well my name's Brayden Lee Pettimore
Same as my classmates and my culdesac neighbors
You hardly ever saw Grandaddy down here
He only come to Bed Bath & Beyond about twice a year
He'd buy a dozen sets of sheets and some matching towels
Everybody knew that he made decor fine
Now the HOA man wanted Grandaddy bad
Headed up to Eagle Creek Homes with his clipboard...


In the immortal words of Ray Wylie Hubbard...

REDNECK!
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:00:09 PM EDT
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Holy shit, I know you
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Go on
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:05:12 PM EDT
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Only tough guys take selfies of themselves giving the middle finger.
OP is tough guy.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:05:35 PM EDT
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OP you are the superhero that embodies what arfcomers wish they were.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:06:05 PM EDT
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TN Mall Attire
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:07:21 PM EDT
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OP you are the superhero that embodies what arfcomers wish they were.
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Not the super hero we need, but definitely the super hero we deserve , writ large.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:09:13 PM EDT
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Dude behind the tree has got his pants up, so that rules out a few possibilities.

That kid's not a redneck, he's a hillbilly. When you're in Appalachia it's best not to use those terms interchangeably, or so I'm told.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:09:57 PM EDT
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Holy shit, I know you
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GTFO this guy is real? I don't believe it.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:12:24 PM EDT
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Are the 14 year old mall girls dressed provocative?  Be careful.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:13:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:14:21 PM EDT
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Holy shit the Goddamn PoPo is here
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I'm stealthy....farm car Toyota no muffler

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Everyone is brainwashed

Holy shit
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:15:07 PM EDT
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Would drink beer with op
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:15:34 PM EDT
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I'm going to by you a beer

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!!
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You see this GD??? I called him a fag, he called me a doofus, and we are going to drink together some day!!

Unless he gets permabanned then we will lose contact and I will be forced to have shitty dinners with thorazine........
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:16:14 PM EDT
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GOING IN BOYS!!!

NO MASK!!!

JOHNSON CITY TN MALL!!!

PIC'S INBOUND!!!

GOING TO ULTA FOR WIFEY!!!
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:16:57 PM EDT
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You see this GD??? I called him a fag, he called me a doofus, and we are going to drink together some day!!

Unless he gets permabanned then we will lose contact and I will be forced to have shitty dinners with thorazine........
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Sounds like the start of a bromance
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:17:54 PM EDT
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3BP

you can come out to my range anytime dude

You gave me hell

Respect to you
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:18:24 PM EDT
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GOING IN BOYS!!!

NO MASK!!!

JOHNSON CITY TN MALL!!!

PIC'S INBOUND!!!

GOING TO ULTA FOR WIFEY!!!
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:19:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:21:34 PM EDT
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Pre entry

Here we go

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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:21:36 PM EDT
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Damn straight it's Sullivan
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Looks like Sullivan County. My aunt and uncle live there. That explains a lot

Damn straight it's Sullivan



Sullivan County, you say?  You can't be a redneck.

<------------------------------  Cocke Co. native.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:23:00 PM EDT
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GOING IN BOYS!!!

NO MASK!!!

JOHNSON CITY TN MALL!!!

PIC'S INBOUND!!!

GOING TO ULTA FOR WIFEY!!!
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Damn, I can't believe how much that town has grown. There wasn't a lot there when I used to go on summer vacation there 20 years or so ago. No shopping for us; we just went to the farm in Piney Flats and shot stuff.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:23:22 PM EDT
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Got an olive garden near by? Their lunch is the best.
@WhiskersTheCat @beitodestraffe and I concur.
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Get a swig here.....ok next stop the Mall. FUCK YEAH THE MALL!!!

Pier 1 Imports is closed.....

I need to get out more

SHOPPING WITH SCAG!!!!


Got an olive garden near by? Their lunch is the best.
@WhiskersTheCat @beitodestraffe and I concur.

Yes
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:24:38 PM EDT
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Hey Scag, I'm going to the Bristol on dirt race next year. You in?
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:24:53 PM EDT
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Sullivan County, you say?  You can't be a redneck.

<------------------------------  Cocke Co. native.
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Lol. That’s tough to beat but I think I can....Johnson County born and raised.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:25:41 PM EDT
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Now that I got you boy's on the hook....check this shit out. Christmas shopping Tuesday

Look at this GMC that fucking tagged me

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Thats my 2019 F250 after the fact
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Damn Santa is expensive
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Ford fucking tough.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:26:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:27:45 PM EDT
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There's no dirt tracks near me.
Stupid hoas and golf courses and strip malls.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:28:29 PM EDT
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We'll Redneck their fucking ass

BY THE WAY....

IT'S....APP-AH-LATCH-EE

NOT....APP-A-LAY-SHUH
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Fixed for ya
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:28:35 PM EDT
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OMG everything i look at
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:29:02 PM EDT
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posting in a blessed thread
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:30:05 PM EDT
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WTF DUDES??!!

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The thing about OP, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:30:25 PM EDT
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I think we’d get along just fine.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:33:49 PM EDT
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Fucking goddamn yanks telling me how to pronounce shit

Going into store for Jack Daniels
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The good stuff.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:35:15 PM EDT
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The thing about OP, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

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So... what you're saying is... we need a bigger boat?
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:37:12 PM EDT
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Can't wait for a Karen to bitch him out for not wearing a mask
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:37:53 PM EDT
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The Cult - Edie (Ciao Baby) HD
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:39:19 PM EDT
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Damn straight it's Sullivan
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Looks like Sullivan County. My aunt and uncle live there. That explains a lot

Damn straight it's Sullivan


I knew your posts and pics looked awful familiar, we live in the same county. Let people say what they want about NE TN, just a bunch of good o'le boys living free and enjoying life. Party on brother.
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:41:43 PM EDT
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Guess he had to piss or there’s someone kneeling you can’t see...
Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:42:48 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/19/2020 6:43:22 PM EDT
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This is the quality content I come to arfcom for!

Beats the hell out of all the women complaining about conspiracy threads and their Blow_Hard fellow travelers.
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