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Link Posted: 12/2/2023 11:45:28 AM EST
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I could cheerfully slap my mother in law for getting that wretched fucking thing
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Get some scraps of appropriately colored cloth, place it strategically with some ketchup and then when the kids find it, tell them you thought he was a home invader and took appropriate steps.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 11:46:01 AM EST
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I have checked all the shelves.


Still nothing.


Little bastard is harder to find than samsquanch
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Buy a new one.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 11:46:07 AM EST
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Built-in life preserver.

47.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 11:46:32 AM EST
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The moment the new one is delivered, you'll find the old one.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 11:46:36 AM EST
[#5]
You bet


87.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 11:47:32 AM EST
[#6]
I'd rather cut off my big toe than spend money on another one
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 11:48:37 AM EST
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I'd rather cut off my big toe than spend money on another one
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Toe on the shelf.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 11:48:56 AM EST
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Only saw 3 deers.  ??
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 11:50:12 AM EST
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Chat GPT after getting all his auction wins delivered

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Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:03:45 PM EST
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It's not the worst idea people have had.
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I think I'll just watch college football and drink all day.
It's not the worst idea people have had.

Correct
I've had much worse ideas.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:13:59 PM EST
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Correct
I've had much worse ideas.
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I think I'll just watch college football and drink all day.
It's not the worst idea people have had.

Correct
I've had much worse ideas.
You still have a ways to go before dropping to the level of an idea most politicians have. So there's that.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:19:11 PM EST
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Chat GPT after getting all his auction wins delivered

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Nah man, you have to pick these items up from the warehouse listed when you win it.

I do have to ask how hard you had to look for that picture. The world is a strange place.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:20:47 PM EST
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You're a valid option
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Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:22:19 PM EST
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East, South, North or New?  
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Staying in East. Probably venture a little into Souf.

Definitely hitting Highland Park for some White Rose.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:22:45 PM EST
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I'd rather cut off my big toe than spend money on another one
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Buy the trump elf on a shelf. I have three coming sometime soon…
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:22:47 PM EST
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Now listening to album 2 of TSO.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:23:07 PM EST
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Haven't seen Wodstock post since she said she was getting her hair washed. Swooned with ecstasy?
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:25:57 PM EST
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Haven't seen Wodstock post since she said she was getting her hair washed. Swooned with ecstasy?
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"Washing my hair" is an excuse not to do something with someone you don't like.

Chatgpt: wanna hang out?

Literally everyone: I can't, I'll be busy washing my hair.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:27:22 PM EST
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Staying in East. Probably venture a little into Souf.

Definitely hitting Highland Park for some White Rose.
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Hell yeah brutha!  There's a hotel across from the mall. Nra price was listed at $100ish a night. I ended up staying at the Traveler's Inn on 130 and cr522. $82/night. Was your typical motel, but it worked for a couple nights.

Head down 18, and take the exit for Main st, spotswood, turn right, and go into Spotswood. Note the grotesque buildings that are there now. Cranbury road from 18 to 130, too. All fucking warehouses once u get past Helmetta blvd.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:28:03 PM EST
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"Washing my hair" is an excuse not to do something with someone you don't like.

Chatgpt: wanna hang out?

Literally everyone: I can't, I'll be busy washing my hair.
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Haven't seen Wodstock post since she said she was getting her hair washed. Swooned with ecstasy?


"Washing my hair" is an excuse not to do something with someone you don't like.

Chatgpt: wanna hang out?

Literally everyone: I can't, I'll be busy washing my hair.
I washed her hair, got most of the blood out.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:30:01 PM EST
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"Washing my hair" is an excuse not to do something with someone you don't like.

Chatgpt: wanna hang out?

Literally everyone: I can't, I'll be busy washing my hair.
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Haven't seen Wodstock post since she said she was getting her hair washed. Swooned with ecstasy?


"Washing my hair" is an excuse not to do something with someone you don't like.

Chatgpt: wanna hang out?

Literally everyone: I can't, I'll be busy washing my hair.
Yeah well I don't like Dopple but kinda stuck w him. It took him a whole nother day to finally help me. That was a feat. Yucky blood. 300 cc of blood I guess is a bit.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:32:22 PM EST
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So for me going to see Silent Night was pretty cool. A movie where there's not a lot of talking it's just vigilante justice, with action.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:33:20 PM EST
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I have to go find this stupid fucking elf that stuffed away in storage and no one knows where the god damn thing is at
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Gotta pick an easily accessible place in the top of your closet.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:34:03 PM EST
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Haven't seen Wodstock post since she said she was getting her hair washed. Swooned with ecstasy?
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I got side tracked, this working full time and recovering wipes me. And then when I'm actually given tasks even worse. It took him til Thursday night to help me wash. Slacker.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 12:50:24 PM EST
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Little bastard has been found
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 1:00:28 PM EST
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Little bastard has been found
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Give him to the barn cats.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 1:09:06 PM EST
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"Washing my hair" is an excuse not to do something with someone you don't like.

Chatgpt: wanna hang out?

Literally everyone: I can't, I'll be busy washing my hair.
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Yea. I would definitely have to wash my hair
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 1:09:16 PM EST
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Link Posted: 12/2/2023 1:11:13 PM EST
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Pictured: Rick hunting the deers
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 1:14:27 PM EST
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Thankfully my kids are out of that. Now we just have 100000 gnomes around the house because my wife thinks one angry one wasn’t enough
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 1:15:52 PM EST
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Thankfully my kids are out of that. Now we just have 100000 gnomes around the house because my wife thinks one angry one wasn’t enough
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She's trying to appease you through worship and totems.

Link Posted: 12/2/2023 1:20:02 PM EST
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Gnomes with automated .22 firearms would be neat.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 2:10:35 PM EST
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Hell yeah brutha!  There's a hotel across from the mall. Nra price was listed at $100ish a night. I ended up staying at the Traveler's Inn on 130 and cr522. $82/night. Was your typical motel, but it worked for a couple nights.

Head down 18, and take the exit for Main st, spotswood, turn right, and go into Spotswood. Note the grotesque buildings that are there now. Cranbury road from 18 to 130, too. All fucking warehouses once u get past Helmetta blvd.
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We're staying at "Casa de .MIL" in EB.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 2:11:14 PM EST
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It's very affordable.

The food is home made. Nice little Italian lady runs the joint.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 2:11:56 PM EST
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Christmas shopping mostly complete

Went to a local distillery and scored some bourbon for the stepdad and a rye for me, some local wines, and a bunch of local stuff
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 2:14:55 PM EST
[#36]
I want to shoot camels
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 2:28:46 PM EST
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Be tons of fun I bet
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 2:44:06 PM EST
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We're staying at "Casa de .MIL" in EB.
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Hell yeah brutha!  There's a hotel across from the mall. Nra price was listed at $100ish a night. I ended up staying at the Traveler's Inn on 130 and cr522. $82/night. Was your typical motel, but it worked for a couple nights.

Head down 18, and take the exit for Main st, spotswood, turn right, and go into Spotswood. Note the grotesque buildings that are there now. Cranbury road from 18 to 130, too. All fucking warehouses once u get past Helmetta blvd.

We're staying at "Casa de .MIL" in EB.
Lol. U should hit Continental Homemade Provisions on Main St.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 3:01:58 PM EST
[#39]
That video is kinda fun looking
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 3:13:32 PM EST
[#40]
Heck yea
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 3:25:57 PM EST
[#41]
Got a gig at the local waterin hole tonight , I expect fun to be had
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 3:33:02 PM EST
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That is unacceptable!

You tell those bastards you have people depending on their TaterMailtm!
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eh
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 3:41:08 PM EST
[#43]
What's for dinner?
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 3:48:38 PM EST
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Beef.


Ok that's settled.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 4:31:00 PM EST
[#45]
Taco Bell?

Taco Bell.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 4:45:35 PM EST
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I won't say no.



But damn You got choices man
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 4:51:34 PM EST
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I haven't done much today.
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 4:55:00 PM EST
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I haven't done anything at all today
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 4:55:28 PM EST
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Oh noes! A bunch of anonymous people on the Internet don't want to hang out with me. Whatever will I do, how will my life ever have any meaning?

Anyway...
Link Posted: 12/2/2023 4:56:00 PM EST
[#50]
Ok Deej
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