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Link Posted: 5/11/2021 2:03:55 PM EDT
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Oh yeah? Well i had sex with your wife!
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The ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp.



Oh yeah? Well i had sex with your wife!



Lol,I got an account warning for posting that. @40xb

Link Posted: 5/11/2021 2:05:42 PM EDT
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He's a Festivus guy - particularly the "airing of grievances" part
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I bet you're a hit at parties......................

He's a Festivus guy - particularly the "airing of grievances" part



Probably finds tinsel distracting...
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 2:07:53 PM EDT
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The threads that really are not about anything and many characters here are very similar to the Seinfeld ones
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Because of the "close talkers"?

Or the low talkers?

The threads that really are not about anything and many characters here are very similar to the Seinfeld ones





Who's Uncle Leo??


So I posted a reply,and yada yada yada I'm locked for 24 hours.
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 2:08:12 PM EDT
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It shrinks?
Why does it shrink?

It just does.

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 2:09:08 PM EDT
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One of my favorite episodes:

“Indian giver!”

“Woo, woo, woo…”
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Oh yeah, that was probably my favorite episode, too.

"Excuse me, do you know of any chinese restaurants around here?"
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 2:18:26 PM EDT
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It’s funny you think I’m a millennial.

I’m Gen-X but was 12 when it first aired in 1989. I spent my youth outside so by the time 1998 rolled around when it was canceled I was 21 and enjoyed banging drunk chicks and partying. I caught it a few times in the mid to late 90s just before it was canceled and just didn’t get into it. Mainly because I spent so much time doing other things the entire time it was on. Like I said, I tried watching it after it was canceled and just found it annoying. Never liked Jerry Seinfeld and never found him funny


LoL
The ‘ole I was partying and banging chicks instead of ________.

You’re trying too hard. It’s a 30 minute TV show. It’s OK if you don’t like it. Life goes on.








Nobody cares dude.  Your life is a big deal only to you.     For everybody else, it’s literally The Show About Nothing.    Don’t give in, to online narcissism.    You're better than that.
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 3:11:34 PM EDT
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Nobody cares dude.  Your life is a big deal only to you.     For everybody else, it’s literally The Show About Nothing.    Don’t give in, to online narcissism.    You're better than that.
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It’s funny you think I’m a millennial.

I’m Gen-X but was 12 when it first aired in 1989. I spent my youth outside so by the time 1998 rolled around when it was canceled I was 21 and enjoyed banging drunk chicks and partying. I caught it a few times in the mid to late 90s just before it was canceled and just didn’t get into it. Mainly because I spent so much time doing other things the entire time it was on. Like I said, I tried watching it after it was canceled and just found it annoying. Never liked Jerry Seinfeld and never found him funny


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The ‘ole I was partying and banging chicks instead of ________.

You’re trying too hard. It’s a 30 minute TV show. It’s OK if you don’t like it. Life goes on.








Nobody cares dude.  Your life is a big deal only to you.     For everybody else, it’s literally The Show About Nothing.    Don’t give in, to online narcissism.    You're better than that.

You're spot on. You can tell a lot about a person based on what they think is funny, and perhaps more importantly, what they don't think is funny. All I can say is... This guy... this is not my kind of guy.
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 3:42:52 PM EDT
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Seinfeld — Native American (Full Scene)


Link Posted: 5/11/2021 3:50:50 PM EDT
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It shrinks ?
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 3:55:28 PM EDT
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Easily in the top 10 greatest shows ever.
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tbh cant think of anything id put over it.
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 4:02:29 PM EDT
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Who's Uncle Leo??


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Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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She's on a very fixed income.
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Noooo, I'm sorry, it was the Moops.
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Bubble-boy to Susan...

"How 'bout you take your top off?"
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 4:25:54 PM EDT
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People under a certain age can't believe people sitting around talking face to face and not on a smart phone.
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Seinfeld george girlfriend looks like jerry
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Watch her in an unaltered Christmas Vacation
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Watch her in an unaltered Christmas Vacation
Check her out in "Veep".  Not sure how she managed it, but she got better with age!
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 4:49:17 PM EDT
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Like a frightened turtle...
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 4:53:58 PM EDT
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These pretzels are making me thirsty.
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“You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on?"
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Ya know...you're not Chinese.
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Your Cousin Jeffery works for the parks department...
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Everyone should wear name tags.
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Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?
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He's a high talker
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This is Ned... He's a communist. She name names!
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Before Saul Goodman was a lawyer, he studied medicine



Link Posted: 5/11/2021 6:35:00 PM EDT
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Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.
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Who's Uncle Leo??




Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.



Fun fact:

Jerry was looking to add a new character to the show,and was watching "The Outlaw Josey Wales". The scene came on where "Abe" said "Josey Wales,Hellllo",and Jerry knew he had his new character...
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 7:09:17 PM EDT
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Not sure if the OP was aware of this, but the Neuman actor was one of the interrogators in the famous Basic Instinct scene...

https://youtu.be/rAzbU8hayfw
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 7:50:53 PM EDT
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Not sure if the OP was aware of this, but the Neuman actor was one of the interrogators in the famous Basic Instinct scene...

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Also the guy that fucked up Jurassic Park
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 7:56:38 PM EDT
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Do you ever thank god that you know me and have access to my dimentia?

Link Posted: 5/11/2021 8:10:09 PM EDT
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So many great characters on Seinfeld
Link Posted: 5/11/2021 8:25:08 PM EDT
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You’re not getting the water pick George!!!
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The ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp.



Oh yeah? Well i had sex with your wife!



Lol,I got an account warning for posting that. @40xb






I hope you have memorized every episode in repentance.
Link Posted: 5/12/2021 9:11:32 AM EDT
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I tried watching this show a few times. Could never get into it. I find Jerry Seinfeld to be unfunny and annoying in the show and his stand up routine is unfunny. In fact, I find the entire cast unfunny and the show annoying. I just never got the appeal.
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Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
Link Posted: 5/12/2021 9:30:26 AM EDT
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The only show I hated more than Seinfeld was MASH.
Link Posted: 5/12/2021 10:03:03 AM EDT
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He's an Adonis.
Link Posted: 5/12/2021 10:03:56 AM EDT
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I'm naming my daughter Seven
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BOSCO
Link Posted: 5/12/2021 10:16:51 AM EDT
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He's an Adonis.
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Who's Uncle Leo??

He's an Adonis.




If this wasn't my son's wedding day, I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.
Link Posted: 5/12/2021 10:25:08 AM EDT
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You were making out during Schindler’s List?
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Proud of it? What an interesting thing to take pride in. Are you in therapy?
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Never watched and proud of it.


Proud of it? What an interesting thing to take pride in. Are you in therapy?

Literally lol
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 11:26:28 AM EDT
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Should Michael Richards take over for Anthony Bourdain in the show No Reservations?  Seems like he'd be good at that - new situations he finds himself in- and with just a twist.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 1:11:55 PM EDT
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Chocolate Babka!
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Don’t forget the Kavorka!

I know guys who have this. It’s a curse.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:16:48 PM EDT
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I tried watching this show a few times. Could never get into it. I find Jerry Seinfeld to be unfunny and annoying in the show and his stand up routine is unfunny. In fact, I find the entire cast unfunny and the show annoying. I just never got the appeal.
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This.
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:21:55 PM EDT
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Its Gortex...
Link Posted: 5/13/2021 8:24:13 PM EDT
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Who knew she had a pony?
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